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The truth about the Dutch; Heineken the world's first evil corporation and other good stuff
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The Israelites
Jan 17, 2015, 4:58:41 PM1/17/15
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"My favourite bike shop!"
~ Adolf Hitler on The Netherlands
"There's two kinds of people I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
~ Nigel Powers on The Netherlands
The Netherlands, also known as The best country in the world or Jointland, is a land located in the far west of Europe. There are more Moroccan people in the Netherlands than Dutch people. The Dutch people tried to get rid of them by legalising drugs hoping all the foreigners would die from a overdose of Marijuana. Unfortunatly, they did not die.
The Netherlands is notable for being the first nation with a population sufficiently moronic to vote for Harry Potter as president and has been manufacturing wooden shoes and windmills for the world-market ever since the Dutch noticed they had ocean-front property, and realized that they could make money from it. The Dutch can be considered the most capitalist race in existance next to the Jews and the Scottish, often buying and selling anything: from weed to their own children. The Dutch themselves are also famous for making the Major Germanic Evolution of switching from Beer as their primary energy source to Marijuana.
Dutch history largely begins with the separation of Germany and Japan circa 500 A.D. This separation was sparked by the Dutch Beer Riot in which over half the Germans living in the Netherlands decided to call themselves Dutch instead of Deutsch. This name change was designed as a method to make themselves better beer brewers (since it was a known fact that all beer brewers brew better beer if they have a "u" or "ü" in their name), though it would take them another 400 years to realize that wheat and barley are also required. Even with these shortcomings, The Netherlands began to flourish as a beer capital of Europe.
It was this that caused the Dutch to invent the very first Evil Corporation: Heineken. Under this license they began to buy out many of the smaller beer companies and forced many consumers to drink their beer because nothing else was available. This ironically pushed many of the Dutch in the latter part of their history to move onto something more readily available. Marijuana was perfect for this, since unlike beer it burned cleanly and was far stronger, in exchange however their Dutch mentality would rot further.
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"My favourite bike shop!"
~ Adolf Hitler on The Netherlands
"There's two kinds of people I hate: those who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."
~ Nigel Powers on The Netherlands
The Netherlands, also known as The best country in the world or Jointland, is a land located in the far west of Europe. There are more Moroccan people in the Netherlands than Dutch people. The Dutch people tried to get rid of them by legalising drugs hoping all the foreigners would die from a overdose of Marijuana. Unfortunatly, they did not die.
The Netherlands is notable for being the first nation with a population sufficiently moronic to vote for Harry Potter as president and has been manufacturing wooden shoes and windmills for the world-market ever since the Dutch noticed they had ocean-front property, and realized that they could make money from it. The Dutch can be considered the most capitalist race in existance next to the Jews and the Scottish, often buying and selling anything: from weed to their own children. The Dutch themselves are also famous for making the Major Germanic Evolution of switching from Beer as their primary energy source to Marijuana.
Dutch history largely begins with the separation of Germany and Japan circa 500 A.D. This separation was sparked by the Dutch Beer Riot in which over half the Germans living in the Netherlands decided to call themselves Dutch instead of Deutsch. This name change was designed as a method to make themselves better beer brewers (since it was a known fact that all beer brewers brew better beer if they have a "u" or "ü" in their name), though it would take them another 400 years to realize that wheat and barley are also required. Even with these shortcomings, The Netherlands began to flourish as a beer capital of Europe.
It was this that caused the Dutch to invent the very first Evil Corporation: Heineken. Under this license they began to buy out many of the smaller beer companies and forced many consumers to drink their beer because nothing else was available. This ironically pushed many of the Dutch in the latter part of their history to move onto something more readily available. Marijuana was perfect for this, since unlike beer it burned cleanly and was far stronger, in exchange however their Dutch mentality would rot further.
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In article <54bb3699$0$64046$2e0e...@news.tweakdsl.nl>,
FAKE Heinrich <Hein...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
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Fuck off and DIE, sick PIG!
Dutch court allows pro-pedophilia group to continue operating
http://tinyurl.com/d9yfawv
So many pedophiles in Holland that they're forming a party!
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Dutch_pedophiles_set_to_go_political
Tens of thousands of children abused in Dutch Catholic institutions
http://tinyurl.com/c8k9kq9
Dutch Roman Catholic Church castrated boys
http://tinyurl.com/84bqhd3
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2013/10/primary_school_boys_molest_gir.php
dutch Primary school boys molest girls in their class
Five 10 and 11-year-old boys at an Amsterdam primary school have been
caught indecently assaulting girls from their class, according to local
broadcaster AT5.
FAKE Heinrich <Hein...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
[flush]
Fuck off and DIE, sick PIG!
Dutch court allows pro-pedophilia group to continue operating
http://tinyurl.com/d9yfawv
So many pedophiles in Holland that they're forming a party!
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Dutch_pedophiles_set_to_go_political
Tens of thousands of children abused in Dutch Catholic institutions
http://tinyurl.com/c8k9kq9
Dutch Roman Catholic Church castrated boys
http://tinyurl.com/84bqhd3
http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2013/10/primary_school_boys_molest_gir.php
dutch Primary school boys molest girls in their class
Five 10 and 11-year-old boys at an Amsterdam primary school have been
caught indecently assaulting girls from their class, according to local
broadcaster AT5.
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