On Sat, 16 Jun 2012 10:12:16 -0400, "conway caine"
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>On Fri, 15 Jun 2012 12:43:52 -0400, "conway caine"
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>>On Thu, 14 Jun 2012 10:27:58 -0400, "conway caine"
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>>>****But do your guys chew tobacco????
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>>Extra strong mints, jelly beans, Murry mints. Apparently the sugary
>>saliva helps to keep the shine on the ball (one side of the ball).
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>>******how....................wimpy
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>Clearly you don't have Trebor extra strong mint in the colony.
>There is a whole history of spitting on the cricket ball, and of
>course by cricket laws spit is natural and permitted. Also sweat you
>see the bowler rub the ball on his forhead.
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>Funny enough you never see the bowler rub the ball in his armpit!
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>*****Of course not.
>They are, after all, *nglishmen.
>Proper decorum at all times.
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Amazing thing happened today. I was asked to conduct a bowl out by
telephone. The cricket version of the penalty shoot out to decide a
result. 5 bowlers from each team bowl alternate deliveries at a set of
unguarded stumps.
So I landed at the ground with a pencil and paper a telephone and a
copy of the rule book. Our local team only had 4 bowlers somebody
didn't turn up. Another umpire was present, so he looked after the
details and I had to bowl.
Only hit the wicket with my first delivery since last september. We
won 2-1..All the same if a batsman had been there he would have
slapped that ball right back over my head.
max.it