Rating Lidl.
Kelpie
Rating Lidle from a cost effective perspective (at which, of course, I
am brilliant):
Hand tools, non electric, 10/10
Electrinics, 4/10
Human resources management, 10/10
Veg, range and quality 8/10
Frozen foods, 6/10
Other, 7/10
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male shoppers.
I rate Morrisons tops for displaying a row of huge big fat voluptuous
women in scarlet uniforms sitting at the checkouts.
Kelpie
We have different tastes.
fulasith
Kelpie
Before I get too drunk, there was operational research done on
barmaids and it was found that the voluptious middle aged ladies were
better at increasing the consumption of alcohol than others (see also
air hostesses and newspaper editors - they each had an optimum shelf
life of two years.)
My dinner is in the microwave and after that I'm going to bed.
Goodnight.
conte - no that's wrong. I'll try nonfo. No that's wrong as well - it
now sats enjugity
No I'll try efults no it's now: bingspi - Google must be trying to
destroy itself. If this one is right I will be eating in two minutes
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In Morrisons I feel like a Sultan walking along a line of big fat
voluptuous women dressed in scarlet, inspecting the harem, finally
choosing my woman for the occasion.
Men often become "regulars" to a particularly attractive checkout
girl.
Why can't we have the equivalent of a "bikini car wash," with bikini-
clad checkout girls, preferably the big fat older ones.... with an
optional hug and kiss if you let them ring up an extra five quid on
the bill...........
It would corrupt the morals of children?
Well then you'd better get rid of your TV and abolish compulsory sex
education for six-year-olds in schools.
But then of course this is sexism and harassment and the cops must be
called in now to prove their manhood and their prowess in displaying
their immense courage by picking on soft targets, while ignoring
violent criminals.
In actual fact I would have wanted lots of ugly old men with hairy
chests wearing only thongs on the checkouts too, offering friendship
and affection to female customers.
Kelpie
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Voluptious middle aged ladies were better behind the bar because they
reminded young men of their mothers - who encouraged them to drink.