Personally I definitly prefer Hell if
all the self-declared men of God
are to end up in Heaven.
Here are a few more Irish words of
wit and wisdom to cheer you up my Irish lad,
and I raise my glass of Ale with each toast:
May the roof above us never fall in,
and may we friends gathered below
never fall out
May you have food and raiment,
A soft pillow for your head,
May you be forty years in heaven
Before the devil knows you're dead.
May you always have a clean shirt
and a clear conscience,
A guinea in your pocket
and a lass at your side.
May you live to be a hundred yrs
with an extra year to repent.
Here's health and prosperity,
to you and all your posterity,
and them that doesn't drink with sincerity,
that they may be damned for all eternity!
PS. A non-Irish afterthought :)
May your years be happy through and through,
upon tasting your long sought Persian Beau,
and whether it will then be to Heaven or Hell,
who cares, after having all that joy and revel.