Muslim & Jew Jokes
Macro Hard
A: They are both full of Jewish seamen.
Akbar moves from Ravalpindi (Pakistani City) to the port city of Karachi to
live with and work for his uncle. Karachi is famous for its hookers, and
Akbar got hooked to the city scene, one day when he was leaving to visit his
waterhole (Red Light Area), His cousin Sara asked him "Bhai Jaan, where are
you going?". Akbar told her exactly where he was going. Sara said "Am I not
beautiful and ripe enough for you that you must waste money on the street
girls?"
Akbar decided it was time to do what he was asked to do so he takes Sara's
advice and they go in his room, when Akbar takes his pants off Sara Screams
"Yha Allah your dick is bigger than Abu's".
Akbar replies "Yes, Your Aummi says the same".
Q. Why is a Lesbian like a Pakistani General?
A. They both spend most of their time stroking Bush.
Q. What's the difference between Pakistan and Yogurt?
A. Yogurt has culture.
Q. How many Pakistanis does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 100. One to screw it in and ninety-nine to cross to India and get one.
At work Rukhsaar confessed to her friend that she had sex with her brother
over the weekend in Karachi.
"How could you?" the friend exclaimed.
"I had to, he took me to a motel and he told the desk clerk that I was his
wife."
:-)