funny hmong phrases

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1. kuv yuav mus saib kuv txiv hlob

2. Xyov yog li cas hluas nkauj yuav nyiam Yawm Fav Kawm ua luaj li.

3. Me tub, koj txiv tsi nyob lawm ces, koj nyob es Hlob mus Hlob los ov mog

4. Lug lug, noj miv ntsiv quav maam thaam.

5. oh, yog koj yuav moog saib hluas nkauj nua los, moog ntsiv quav lug nawb.

6. cov niag hluas xuab no mas, ua cas yim hlob yim tawv li. ua ua tau plaub tag li..

7. list more please....

yh

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On Thursday, August 22, 2013 9:31:52 AM UTC-7, phoo...@outlook.com wrote:
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> Kuv nyiam qhov koj hais no heev, "cov niag hluas xuab no mas, ua cas yim hlob yim tawv li. ua ua tau plaub tag li"...hahaha.
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> You can also says, "cov niag ntxhais xuab no mas,ua cas yim loj, mis yeem tawv li. Cuab paum, cuab paum, tau plaub tag li".
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> Phooj Ywg

hahaha..yog ler..temsis hais li no mas...the meaning is too direct lawm na...hais li no mas lawd tias yog hais lus xuab no ne...

hmoob cov lus uas kuv sau mas...the meaning is not "lus dev"...its just that it sounds "dirty.."


1. kuv yuav mus saib kuv txiv hlob = i'm going to see your father's older brother.

2. Xyov yog li cas hluas nkauj yuav nyiam Yawm Fav Kawm ua luaj li. fav kawm = fucker

3. Me tub, koj txiv tsi nyob lawm ces, koj nyob es Hlob mus Hlob los ov mog = uncle go uncle will come back

4. Lug lug, noj miv ntsiv quav maam thaam. = eat a little

5. oh, yog koj yuav moog saib hluas nkauj nua los, moog ntsiv quav lug nawb. go short, and come back

6. cov niag hluas xuab no mas, ua cas yim hlob yim tawv li. ua ua tau plaub tag li..

= growing old stubborly...and receives legal issues...

yh

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phooj...tsi yog li ko thiab...the words/sentence have to sound bad/dirty (or it seems to mean something else)...but its meaning is not dirty/bad...

such as "kuv mus saib koj txiv hlob"...i'm going to see your dad masterbate...but the actual meaning is: i'm going to see your older dad (dad's older brother).

yim hlob yim tawv = the more you masterbate, the harder it gets...but the true meaning is...the more older they get, the more stubborn they are...

yh

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here is another type of wording..

1. tus luj miv dlua tug miv, los tug miv luj dlua tug luj. is the bigger one smaller than the smaller one or is the smaller one bigger than the bigger one?



true meaning...is a mongoose smaller than a cat..or is the cat bigger than a mongoose...

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ua mus ua los..yog ler qhov no..

1. ob niam txiv sib sib ceg...ib tus tsi nyoo ib tus...temsis nkawd ua mus ua los na..obleeg pov khawv nkaws...ces siab nqig lawm.

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yog thiab tshuav me2 ntxiv vim lo lus LUJ mas muaj ob tug tsiaj siv ib lub npe ntawdLUJ= mongoose LUJ= donkey YOG muab PIV nrog donkey mas sob lus yuam kev vim donkey LOJ duav MIV. muab hais lus hmoob nrog donkey mas yuav tau tias:

TUG LUJ LUJ DLHUA tug miv. tug miv miv dlhua tug LUJ.

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