Do Filipino men have normally smaller thingy
forcefield
I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
smaller penises in average.
Tansong Isda
I went to Virginia with friends, who called the State 'Vagina', and
visited a town whose population ratio is 6:1 in which women outnumber the
men.
I was asked a question wether Filipino men have downwardly crooked dicks
and I replied "No, they are crooked this way", my middle finger pointing
upwards with a bent.
As far as size, if you wait for the 'thingy' for harden you should see 3X
to 4X increase in size, you don't have to ask here.
AC21209
Do Filipino men have smaller COCKS?
Is that what you wanted to ask?
Well....MAYBE....
But, like that ubiquitious Mr. Stern once said:
"I may have a small penis, but I can lick the Bejeesus out of an asshole!"
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Azmik
I thought everybody was the same size when aroused...if not is it size that
counts or the technique?
My ding-a-ling (pope with his purple, heat seeking moisture missle, tee tee,
buto, grande vergas, love muscle, nature) is only 3 inches...
IN DIAMETER
AZMIK
Tansong Isda wrote in message <345ACAFD...@linkonline.net>...
Hastyle <hastyle@
I feel sorry that you got a mushroom for a dick!
Paul Kekai Manansala
Tansong Isda wrote in message <345ACAFD...@linkonline.net>...
>I went to Virginia with friends, who called the State 'Vagina', and
>visited a town whose population ratio is 6:1 in which women outnumber the
>men.
>I was asked a question wether Filipino men have downwardly crooked dicks
>and I replied "No, they are crooked this way", my middle finger pointing
>upwards with a bent.
>As far as size, if you wait for the 'thingy' for harden you should see 3X
>to 4X increase in size, you don't have to ask here.
It all depends on the amount of stimulation. A highly stimulating woman
can cause the thingy to be so gorged with blood that it becomes downright
painful.
>
>forcefield wrote:
>
>> I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
>> occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
>> that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
>> disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
>> smaller penises in average.
>
>
Analyzing your conclusions scientifically, it appears your statistical sample
is too small (no pun intended). You need to sample at least 30 Filipino men
in order to utilize Z values rather than the T distribution. A sample of at
least 100 would be useful in obtaining meaningful numerical results. Indeed,
several samples where n = 100 should be taken with the mean of these samples
used to test the null hypothesis (Mean Fil. thingy < or = 5").
However, two main problems present themselves. The first is the problem of
stimulation. Due to the unfathomable differences in attraction of men to
women, a wide sample of attractive females is necessary. Therefore, you should
enlist your most attractive female friends and acquaintances to participate
in the study. The greater the diversity the better since we are interested
in the *maximum* size of the thingy.
The other problem is properly measuring the thingy. Since, as Tansong
Isda points out, Filipino thingys tend to have an "upward crook," measurement
might be difficult. Using a tape measure could result in unexpected and
messy results, and will adversely effect the accuracy of the findings. Therefore,
be very careful during this procedure. The male specimen should be consulted
as to the proper time for the measurement to take place.
If you need help getting volunteers for your study, try advertising on Filipino
newsgroups and chat rooms. You may also use Fil-Am newspapers
and other media to get the information out.
Pursuing this problem scientifically, will provide a more accurate picture than
simply making broad generalizations based on small non-random sampling.
Your colleague,
Paul Kekai Manansala
Hastyle <hastyle@
Masturbation is a joy. I am thoroughly convinced that God gave
people hands with fingers so that we could stroke ourselves in
pleasure and comfort. Those men who've not discovered the
satisfaction of jacking off, are definitely missing something.
There is only one problem I can think of in masturbating, that
someone would thing it was a bad thing to do, would feel guilty
during and after, or worse yet wouldn't do it altogether. The
suppression of pleasurable masturbation is one of the great ills
of our society, for masturbation is one of the basic functions of
existence; those who deny or ignore it do so at the risk of
increasing their own sense of frustration and grimness in the
world.
Jacking off, besides feeling good serves many useful purposes. It
can be relaxing, reassuring, energizing, encouraging, spontaneous
and charming. You can do it quick, slow, with hands, pillows,
melons and showers, in a bathroom, behind a bush or on the bus,
dry or with oils, while listening to music, looking at pictures,
or imagining. It is an anywhere, anytime convenience. And don't be
afraid to indulge. When your body's had enough, it'll say so.
One main trouble in masturbating is to not be embarrassed. You
could get caught! The best ways to overcome this inconvenience are
to make sure you'll have privacy, learn to do it quick, and/or
learn to do it in public without being found out. All of these are
quite possible.
I remember once I was at a picnic, and I was standing in a crowd.
It was so hot that many people had taken off their shoes and
shirts. Then I saw across from me such a beautiful boy that I
almost had to leave, I got so excited. Luckily, I was wearing my
old baggy navy pants, and the pockets were worn through. I slung
my coat over my right shoulder to hide my arm, and plunged my hand
down my pocket, walking into the crowd as close as I could get. I
had a great time, and I'm sure that not one of the hundreds of
people around me guessed a thing about it! (Note: for tricks of
this sort, wear tight-fitting underpants to catch the come, or
learn to hold your ejaculation inside when you come, so you don't
make a sticky mess.)
Mechanically speaking, masturbation for males is friction against
the fraenum, or "whang-string," a small, string-like portion of
the penis just under the glans or "head" at the backside. The
fraenum has the highest concentration of sexsensual nerve endings
in the body. Many actions can stimulate this area; an object can
rub against the penis, the penis can move against something, or no
motion can happen at all. This last might easily happen, since
fantasy and mind stimulation play such a big role; wet dreams are
a good example of this. I have a friend who sometimes comes to
orgasm while meditating, after his yoga practice.
Although I'll restrict myself here to "jacking-off", using the
hand, be aware that with a little imagination and creativity other
ways can be found. There are many things you can discover about
yourself with your hands. The hands are very sensitive to touch,
and the penis is even more so.
Every person develops their own way of jacking off. If you've ever
had others do it to you, you discover that usually they can't make
the feelings quite as good as you can yourself. That's because
they're probably using their style on you, which fits for them but
isn't yours. Style involves such things as how the fingers hold
the penis which fingers are used, how tight they are, how hard
they press, how much movement, use of the foreskin and how much
sensitivity towards drawing out the feelings. All these are
important.
Some people like to wrap the whole hand around their penis and
slide it all the way up and down in long, luxurious strokes, using
oils or a flexible foreskin, Others like to place the thumb and
two fingers around the corona (that part of the penis just below
the glans), with one finger over the fraenum, and pump in short,
quick movements with the skin.
There is room for exploration and creativity in masturbation.
Fantasy plays a big part, and in your mind you can be loving
someone else or yourself. You can imagine your last sexual act, or
an erotic fantasy, or looking at pictures or a story. Fantasies
are especially intriguing; they are the images and events of your
inner and secret wishes. Even if they seem strange or something
you wouldn't want anyone to find out about that's OK who's going
to know if you don't tell?
Loving yourself through masturbation means caressing your own body,
holding it, making love to you, appreciating you/your experience as
hand and penis, body and mind. it's unique.
Johnny Thor
Totoy Tigas <tti...@tapang.com> wrote in article
<345bb028...@news.mindspring.com>...
>
> I use to think my penis is only 3 inches, that is until my wife told
> me I'm suppose to measure the shaft too. :-)
>
> He he he he.......
>
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Ako naman:
Noong unang panahon ay may malaking kaharian. Ang hari at reyna ay alaala
na ang kanilang prinsesa ay dalaga pa at walang katipan. Sino na ang
magmamana sa trono?
Naisip ng hari na magganap ng paligsahan. Ang sinumang lalaking
pinakamahaba at pinakamalaki ang "ari" ay magmamana ng kamay ng prinsesa at
magiging hinaharap na hari.
Sa balitang ito, lahat na kabinataan ay nangagsitungo sa palasyo upang
ipamalas ang kani-kanilang kay haba-habang at kay kalaki-laking "ari."
Nguni't may isang malaking suliranin -- tuwing may tatanghaling nagtagumpay
na siyang may pinakamahaba at pinakamalaking "ari", mayroong ibang darating
na mas mahaba at malaki. Dumaan ang mga araw at mga linggo at wala pa ring
panalo sa paligsahan.
Isang araw, mayroong isang prinsipeng galing sa ibang kaharian na nais
magtungo sa paligsahan. Nguni't siya'y bago sa lugar na iyong kaya't siya'y
naligaw. Natagpuan niya ang isang malaking manggahan at minabuting niyang
magtanong doon.
Prinsipe: Mawalang galang na po. Puwede po bang malaman kung saan ang
patungong palasyo?
Mama: Bakit ano ang inyong pakay doon?
Prinsipe: Ako po'y makikidalo sa paligsahan upang makamit ang prinsesa.
Mama: Bakit malaki at mahaba ba ang iyong "ari"?
Prinsipe: Hindi naman po sa pagyayabang. (Sabay hugot ng kanyang "ari".)
Ano sa palagay ninyo.
Ang ari ng prinsipe ay lampas tuhod at halos sayad sa lupa!
Mama: Iho, nagaaksaya ka lamang ng panahon. Mabuti pa ay bumalik ka na sa
iyong pinanggalingan. Nakita mo ba ang "ari" ko? Panggamit ko ito sa
pagsungkit ng mangga pero talo pa rin ako!
ROFLMAO!
midnight...@mailexcite.com
In article <345c5...@news.greennet.net>,
"Hastyle <hastyle@" <"geocities>.com"> wrote:
>
> Masturbation is a joy. I am thoroughly convinced that God gave
> people hands with fingers so that we could stroke ourselves in
> pleasure and comfort. Those men who've not discovered the
> satisfaction of jacking off, are definitely missing something.
>
just so you know, i have forwarded your post to cardinal sin and he said
he'll be in touch with you in the next week or two ;) he has this long
list of sinners to call and has a busy week ahead (you're somewhere near
the bottom of this list, with imelda marcos, nur misuari and dolphy at
the very top)
i believe st. peter charges you 10 demerits per whacking and you'll be
advised of the total points you lost when you meet him at the pearly
gates. i think you can make up points by doing something good like
volunteering at a homeless shelter at 5 points per day. volunteering at a
nymphomaniacs anonymous does not count :(
did you hear of the guy who went to his doctor because of yellow
blemishes on his penis? the doctor said that condition was normal for
men who watch baywatch and eat cheetos at the same time.
p.s. the jergens soap company wants you to know you are now their most
preferred customer and you get a lifetime 10% discount towards the
purchase of any of their products :)
take it easy, man. gotta go. baywatch is on.
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Azmik
My God+ACE- You typed 10 paragraphs on masturbation...you finally have your
chance to speak your mind on SCF about jacking off.....I thought this was
about penis size? more power to you...making love at the palms.
PEACE,
AZMIK
Johnny Thor
Hastyle <hastyle@ <"geocities.com> wrote in article
<345c5...@news.greennet.net>...
> Masturbation is a joy.
<Rest snipped>
Now this is your classic Wanker!
Johnny
Stephen Roach
On Fri, 31 Oct 1997 23:28:10 GMT, XX...@interlog.com (forcefield)
wrote:
> I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
> occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
> that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
> disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
> smaller penises in average.
If you chat to Pilipinas about this, some say 'yes', some say 'not
all'.
Tell you what, I'll do a survey:
Me: Excuse me, boss, exactly how big is your ano?
Pilipino: What?
Me: Sorry, how big is your what?
Pilipino: My ano?
Me: Yeah, ya know, your pork sword?
Pilipino: Mind your own business.
Me: Aw, go on. I'm trying to do a survey. Can I have a look? [Gets out
tape measure]
Pilipino: Let's get this straight. You want to measure my ano for a
survey. Right?
Me: That's right, for the internet.
Pilipino: Why would the internet be interested in the size of my ano?
Me: Well, this girl said that she had bonked a couple of Pilipinos and
they had small, ya know, and she was just asking if all you guys are
like, well, small in the lunch box department...
Pilipino: Fuck off.
Me: Look, if you're ashamed...
Pilipino: [Unzips 501's and the biggest trouser snake ever flops out]
You happy now?
Me: Great, just got to measure it.
Pilipino: [Takes out 9mm automatic and puts a hole through the centre
of my head] Told ya!
On second thoughts...
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Steve Roach
Remove NOSPAM from address to reply.
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rrc...@usa.net
In article <345c5...@news.greennet.net>,
"Hastyle <hastyle@" <"geocities>.com"> wrote:
>
> Masturbation is a joy.
And this dude posts this rather lenthy article re above subject,
in response to another one of them "do filipinos have small..."
posters. Must have been just *itching* to tell everyone what
a great "jack-o-lizer" he is (and that he does it on boys).
So what's next hasnostyle? You're gonna introduce your
little "friend" to us now? Bet you're just itching to tell
us how you poked a hole in a banana plant and did it there
too ha?
> I am thoroughly convinced that God gave
> people hands with fingers so that we could stroke ourselves in
> pleasure and comfort.
thank you for showing SCF the rather faulty workings of your
mind. Whether you believe in creation or evolution, you have
to have a brain the size of a fish egg to think that the main
purpose of hands are for pleasuring oneself. They can be
used for that, true, but is that what they are mainly used
for? No (ok, perhaps in your case, yes). Human hands
are the instruments by which Humans bring thoughts or ideas
to life into the outside world. We would have no civilization to
speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
but no hands, no civilization.
--
Ron
Stephen Roach
On Sun, 02 Nov 1997 02:20:52 -0800, "Hastyle <hastyle@"
<"geocities>.com"> wrote:
> Masturbation is a joy. I am thoroughly convinced that God gave
> people hands with fingers so that we could stroke ourselves in
> pleasure and comfort. Those men who've not discovered the
> satisfaction of jacking off, are definitely missing something.
I saw an American documentary a couple of years ago about a woman who
is campaigning against circumcision on the grounds that it is
uneccessary, carries a minor surgical risk and it compromises the
ability to masturbate. As it is normal for Pilipinos to be
circumcised, what gives in this department?
Just to inject an early religions war into this thread, if god created
man he, presumably, had a good reason to include a foreskin. By what
right, then, do people have to override this decision and remove it?
Stephen Roach
On Mon, 03 Nov 1997 03:41:07 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
> but no hands, no civilization.
Ah, but you can't call them uncvilised. When was the last time you
heard of a dolphin flaming on scf. QED.
Stephen Roach
On 3 Nov 1997 16:59:32 GMT, gldn...@uclink.berkeley.edu (Rhett Valino
Pascual) wrote:
> i know that we usually don't see eye to eye on topics. but you have
> talent. would you like to write the next issue of Club Butiki aka
> Paro-parong Bukid? The setting is the post-halloween party held at the
> studios.
>
> REtong
Why, thank you RhettPraiseIndeedEtong
Party, what party? And maybe my Tagalog isn't up to what you want.
Stephen Roach
> If you need help getting volunteers for your study, try advertising on Filipino
> newsgroups and chat rooms. You may also use Fil-Am newspapers
> and other media to get the information out.
>
> Pursuing this problem scientifically, will provide a more accurate picture than
> simply making broad generalizations based on small non-random sampling.
>
> Your colleague,
> Paul Kekai Manansala
Hey, can I be a specimen? Now don't start on about me not being a
Pilipino, the question is a comparative one; I should be in the
'normal' control group, diba?
rrc...@usa.net
In article <34637e4d...@199.4.94.14>,
ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com wrote:
>
> On Mon, 03 Nov 1997 03:41:07 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> > speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
> > but no hands, no civilization.
>
> Ah, but you can't call them uncvilised.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first. Mr. Esteban Epis
has finally said something that makes sense! Quite
right, roach, perhaps the dolphins have some kind of
culture, language, and even a civilization of some kind,
but we just see no _physical_ evidence since they
can't build anything.
> When was the last time you
> heard of a dolphin flaming on scf. QED.
Actually, flaming is a sign of civilization.
Firstly, to flame, one must have a computer,
and the knowledge to use it. Then, one must
have a belief or idea to flame for or against.
If we got a dolphin to learn human language,
and learn how to use computers, who's to say
it won't be barbecuing you or me once
it discovers the internet and SCF?
Rhett Valino Pascual
In article <346886c7...@199.4.94.14>,
Stephen Roach <ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com> wrote:
>
>Party, what party? And maybe my Tagalog isn't up to what you want.
It doesn't have to be in tagalog. it just has to be funny and
entertaining. try to look up "Club Butiki" on dejanews, there are some
ideas there. The beauty of all this is that you can have free creative
control. You get what you want!!!! So long as it is funny...
REtong
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Hey!!! This article never got to my server. Can someone repost the
sucker post? I would be interested in what love at the hands of palm oil
essay would have to say about relationships, communication and putting the
cap back on the toothpaste tube.
REpostREtong
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Azmik
they really are GOOD. The size doesn't matter at all, it's
>the style absolutely.
YES!!!!!!
forcefield
XX...@interlog.com (forcefield) wrote:
>I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
>occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
>that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
>disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
>smaller penises in average.
I am the original poster of this message. I never thought that this
question will be one of the most popular in this group. For someone
who is asking about me, I am 19 years old Canadian female. And inspite
the fact that these Filipino men that I have slept with have smaller
thingies they really are GOOD. The size doesn't matter at all, it's
the style absolutely.
Johnny Thor
BENJAMIN L. GUADIZ <bl...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in article
<63re8e$b...@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>...
>
> BTW, yung binanggit mong measurements, iyan ba ay
> WITH or WITHOUT bolitas??? :-) :-) :-) :-)
>
Bakit mo tinanatong, Manong B, gumagamit ka rin ba ng pilik-mata ng kabayo?
ROFL!
Johnny
Stephen Roach
On Wed, 05 Nov 1997 00:41:28 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> In article <34637e4d...@199.4.94.14>,
> ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com wrote:
> >
> > On Mon, 03 Nov 1997 03:41:07 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> > > speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
> > > but no hands, no civilization.
> >
> > Ah, but you can't call them uncvilised.
>
> Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first. Mr. Esteban Epis
> has finally said something that makes sense! Quite
> right, roach, perhaps the dolphins have some kind of
> culture, language, and even a civilization of some kind,
> but we just see no _physical_ evidence since they
> can't build anything.
>
> > When was the last time you
> > heard of a dolphin flaming on scf. QED.
>
> Actually, flaming is a sign of civilization.
> Firstly, to flame, one must have a computer,
> and the knowledge to use it. Then, one must
> have a belief or idea to flame for or against.
> If we got a dolphin to learn human language,
> and learn how to use computers, who's to say
> it won't be barbecuing you or me once
> it discovers the internet and SCF?
I deduce from your comment that you either do not speak English as
your native language, or you are an American who is unfamiliar with
Usenet. You should check through the RFCs and FAQs, where I am certain
that you will find confirmation that the standard Usenet signifier for
irony is a source domain name ending in the string ".uk" or any
posting by someone of close British descent. Now that you have been
made aware of this, I trust that a person of your obvious good taste
and judgement will have a perfect and complete understanding of the
nature of your misapprehension.
AC21209
Oh- so many stories of "I have and eight inch this" and "I have a twelve inch
that"
Me? I have a small to medium sized COCK.
Oooh, how I just love to write that word in caps! It looks so offensive!
And XXX, if you'd like to see it sometime, I'd be happy to show it to you!
My cock may be small, but my tongue loves to dance!
Rhett Valino Pascual
In article <19971106023...@ladder02.news.aol.com>,
Tikbalang <tikb...@aol.com> wrote:
>Actually, I flared up when I read your post for you did not bother to check my
> dick first when you declared your findings. I was shocked a little when in
> fact I could stand erect up to 8 inches with the enlargement up to 4 inches
Well, this explains why most of the time, you seem to suffer from oxygen
deprivation, tik. so, do you always flare up or do you need specific
stimulation? do you walk with three legs all the time or is your oxygen
deprived brain reversible?
do you pass out whenver you get an erection? hehehe. that would be
hella funny to see. look in the trousers.... it's a beast, it's a train,
it's tik's dick!!!! more powerful than a piston, able to pump with a
double palm, it's tick's dick!!!
HehjehehhdehehehMAbabaw ang Aking KaligayahanREtong
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Fun2comp
Since we're on this topic of "thingy".......
An Amish girl and her mother were driving their buggy one day in the winter,
when the girl told her mom that her hands were cold. The mother said to put
them between her legs, so she did.
The next day the girl and her boyfriend were riding the buggy and he said to
the girl that his hands were cold. The girl said to put them between her
legs, and he did.
The next day the girl and her boyfriend were riding the buggy again and he told
the girl that his nose was cold and she said to put it between her legs, so he
did.
The next day the girl and her boyfriend were riding the buggy and he told her
that his penis was frozen solid, so she told him to put it between her legs
and he did.
The next day the girl was riding in the buggy with her mom and asked her if she
knew what a penis was. She replied, "Yes, why?"
"Because they sure do make a mess when they thaw out."
rrc...@usa.net
In article <346628aa...@199.4.94.14>,
ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com wrote:
>
>
> I deduce from your comment that you either do not speak English as
> your native language, or you are an American who is unfamiliar with
> Usenet. You should check through the RFCs and FAQs, where I am certain
> that you will find confirmation that the standard Usenet signifier for
> irony is a source domain name ending in the string ".uk" or any
> posting by someone of close British descent. Now that you have been
> made aware of this, I trust that a person of your obvious good taste
> and judgement will have a perfect and complete understanding of the
> nature of your misapprehension.
>
I deduce from your deduction that you are an internet newbie.
See roachy, your statement was another one of them boring
ironies that they bombard you with in high school english class.
But this is Usenet, English maybe the dominant language here,
but the rules are off. I can twist it, I can manglemangelmaaaaangle
it, I can react to any statement in crazy ways. Reasons being:
to flame, for fun, I felt like it, I wanted to mess with your
mind, I was bored, I just wanted to type some looooonnng paragraph,
I hate english weenies, etc. Just because you meant your
statement to be one thing, does not mean I have to take it
as you meant it.
rimfire
+AD4-Loving yourself through masturbation means caressing your own body,
+AD4-holding it, making love to you, appreciating you/your experience as
+AD4-hand and penis, body and mind. it's unique.
Well okey.
WIll f+AF8AXw-king one's ass be classified as masturbation? well if this thread
finds social relevance to the subject, then filipino men will have a
difficult time doing this way once if it is qualified that their thingies
are short that it won't reach their ass. Don't you think so? And what race
have long thingies that they can f+AF8AXw-k themselves in their asses? I s your
thingy that long enough?
Dennis Delfino
grow up and get a life sometime.
On Thu, 6 Nov 1997, Stephen Roach wrote:
> On Wed, 05 Nov 1997 00:41:28 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
>
> > In article <34637e4d...@199.4.94.14>,
> > ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com wrote:
> > >
> > > On Mon, 03 Nov 1997 03:41:07 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> > > > speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
> > > > but no hands, no civilization.
> > >
> > > Ah, but you can't call them uncvilised.
> >
> > Ladies and gentlemen, this is a first. Mr. Esteban Epis
> > has finally said something that makes sense! Quite
> > right, roach, perhaps the dolphins have some kind of
> > culture, language, and even a civilization of some kind,
> > but we just see no _physical_ evidence since they
> > can't build anything.
> >
> > > When was the last time you
> > > heard of a dolphin flaming on scf. QED.
> >
> > Actually, flaming is a sign of civilization.
> > Firstly, to flame, one must have a computer,
> > and the knowledge to use it. Then, one must
> > have a belief or idea to flame for or against.
> > If we got a dolphin to learn human language,
> > and learn how to use computers, who's to say
> > it won't be barbecuing you or me once
> > it discovers the internet and SCF?
>
> I deduce from your comment that you either do not speak English as
> your native language, or you are an American who is unfamiliar with
> Usenet. You should check through the RFCs and FAQs, where I am certain
> that you will find confirmation that the standard Usenet signifier for
> irony is a source domain name ending in the string ".uk" or any
> posting by someone of close British descent. Now that you have been
> made aware of this, I trust that a person of your obvious good taste
> and judgement will have a perfect and complete understanding of the
> nature of your misapprehension.
>
Tansong Isda
Sorry to hear about your disappointment about the size, I hope it didn't
bother you.
Anyway, it must be a small group of Filipino group.
rimfire
rrc...@usa.net wrote in message <8785496...@dejanews.com>...
>.....speak of, if not for hands. Look at the Dolphins, smart animals,
>but no hands, no civilization.
>
>
>--
>Ron
uhh carefull now. You may make his mind wonder about how dolphins do it too!
Tansong Isda
I think doing rimfires is your area of concern. :-)
Stephen Roach
On Fri, 07 Nov 1997 02:41:12 -0600, rrc...@usa.net wrote:
> In article <346628aa...@199.4.94.14>,
> ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com wrote:
> >
> >
> > I deduce from your comment that you either do not speak English as
> > your native language, or you are an American who is unfamiliar with
> > Usenet. You should check through the RFCs and FAQs, where I am certain
> > that you will find confirmation that the standard Usenet signifier for
> > irony is a source domain name ending in the string ".uk" or any
> > posting by someone of close British descent. Now that you have been
> > made aware of this, I trust that a person of your obvious good taste
> > and judgement will have a perfect and complete understanding of the
> > nature of your misapprehension.
> >
>
> I deduce from your deduction that you are an internet newbie.
> See roachy, your statement was another one of them boring
> ironies that they bombard you with in high school english class.
> But this is Usenet, English maybe the dominant language here,
> but the rules are off. I can twist it, I can manglemangelmaaaaangle
> it, I can react to any statement in crazy ways. Reasons being:
> to flame, for fun, I felt like it, I wanted to mess with your
> mind, I was bored, I just wanted to type some looooonnng paragraph,
> I hate english weenies, etc. Just because you meant your
> statement to be one thing, does not mean I have to take it
> as you meant it.
Sigh. Puppy.
Stephen Roach
I've just got back from Boracay and something about this post reminded
me of my last visit a couple of months ago. This as part of the
leaving events for a co-worker and he happened to have his 19yo son
with him. One night we were hanging out at the Beachcomber disco and
this Canadian bird (and I seem to remember something about her being a
nurse) tried to hit on the son. Well, he was too drunk to do anything
about it and that was the end of the evening for him.
Next night she showed up at the disco with half a dozen Pilipinos of
various ages in tow.
Same bird? scf needs to know.
Stephen Roach
On Thu, 06 Nov 1997 01:10:28 GMT, XX...@interlog.com (forcefield)
wrote:
> XX...@interlog.com (forcefield) wrote:
>
> >I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
> >occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
> >that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
> >disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
> >smaller penises in average.
>
> I am the original poster of this message. I never thought that this
> question will be one of the most popular in this group. For someone
> who is asking about me, I am 19 years old Canadian female. And inspite
> the fact that these Filipino men that I have slept with have smaller
> thingies they really are GOOD. The size doesn't matter at all, it's
> the style absolutely.
New info which may, or may not restart this thread:
My company deals with developing countries and often gets involved
with AIDS protection. As such, we are the largest purchasers of
condoms in the UK. When supplying African countries, the orders are
for large ones. For Asian countries, they order small ones. This
doesn't actually say much beyond the perception of those people who
order then but I thought it worth mentioning.
BTW, the manufacturers make a range of sizes, from the tiny to the
enormous. The smallest sizes are actually of no practical use other
than no one has to order them and so get embarrased.
ph111
Stephen Roach (ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com) wrote:
[...]
>My company deals with developing countries and often gets involved
>with AIDS protection. As such, we are the largest purchasers of
>condoms in the UK. When supplying African countries, the orders are
>for large ones. For Asian countries, they order small ones. This
>doesn't actually say much beyond the perception of those people who
>order then but I thought it worth mentioning.
>BTW, the manufacturers make a range of sizes, from the tiny to the
>enormous. The smallest sizes are actually of no practical use other
>than no one has to order them and so get embarrased.
Since condom distribution is promoted at least as much in Thailand
and since it's one of the centers of Asian sex tourism, you might
think the issue of appropriate condom size would have already come
up. Now do the Thai provide a selection both for larger Western penises
and smaller Asian penises or are the penises of Thai men closer in
size to Western penises and do Filipino men have penises smallest of
the three. Or is the average Thai penis and Filipino penis about
the same size and the larger Western penis simply accepts the snugger
fit of a Thai condom? Or perhaps still again, are all these penises
the same size on average and the condoms unusually large? More
generally, if one were to take a random sample of Filipino penises
and a random sample of condoms, how well would they fit?
Let's take the proverbial Filipino penis in a state of complete
erection and just prior to ejaculation. If condom fit is a function of
the cross sectional diameter of an erect Filipino penis at its widest
point along with condom diameter, how much smaller may a Filipino penis
be to a condom before the fit is unacceptable? Let's call this limit
DFP (delta Filipino penis). Further, consider only the average diameter
condom and assume anything smaller could accommodate a Filipino penis,
or Filipenis for short (no pun intended). That is, any average or
smaller condom would have a DFP from zero to some positive X for a
population of Filipenises. The question now becomes, for a random
sample of Filipenises, what fraction would have a DFP (delta Filipino
penis) of less than one versus the average condom. Results of such
a study would determine the degree to which condom makers would have
to adjust their product line to fit Filipenises.
Fred Amores
Stephen Roach wrote:
>
> On Thu, 06 Nov 1997 01:10:28 GMT, XX...@interlog.com (forcefield)
> wrote:
>
> > XX...@interlog.com (forcefield) wrote:
> >
> > >I've made out with 2 different Filipino men in different
> > >occasions.They both own a 4 and 5-inch respectively, inspite the fact
> > >that they are well-built and tall enough. It's not to say that I was
> > >disappointed but I am just wondering here if Fillipinos have normally
> > >smaller penises in average.
> >
> > I am the original poster of this message. I never thought that this
> > question will be one of the most popular in this group. For someone
> > who is asking about me, I am 19 years old Canadian female. And inspite
> > the fact that these Filipino men that I have slept with have smaller
> > thingies they really are GOOD. The size doesn't matter at all, it's
> > the style absolutely.
>
> New info which may, or may not restart this thread:
>
> with AIDS protection. As such, we are the largest purchasers of
> condoms in the UK. When supplying African countries, the orders are
> for large ones. For Asian countries, they order small ones. This
> doesn't actually say much beyond the perception of those people who
> order then but I thought it worth mentioning.
>
> BTW, the manufacturers make a range of sizes, from the tiny to the
> enormous. The smallest sizes are actually of no practical use other
> than no one has to order them and so get embarrased.
>
> Steve Roach
> Remove NOSPAM from address to reply.
> ------------------------------------
It would be better if they design a one size-fits all condom to avoid
embarrassment.
Stephen Roach
On Tue, 2 Dec 1997 08:37:09 GMT, ph...@netcom.com (ph111) wrote:
> Stephen Roach (ro...@NOSPAMportalinc.com) wrote:
> [...]
> >My company deals with developing countries and often gets involved
> >with AIDS protection. As such, we are the largest purchasers of
> >condoms in the UK. When supplying African countries, the orders are
> >for large ones. For Asian countries, they order small ones. This
> >doesn't actually say much beyond the perception of those people who
> >order then but I thought it worth mentioning.
>
> >BTW, the manufacturers make a range of sizes, from the tiny to the
> >enormous. The smallest sizes are actually of no practical use other
> >than no one has to order them and so get embarrased.
>
This is awful, just awful. Don't you know anything about Filipino
culture? They play basketball, the fastest game in the world, and you
haven't even taken wind shear into account. Psedoscientist. Sheesh.
ramdal...@gmail.com
website https://drsalatosolutionte0.wixsite.com/drsalato or call +2348103629945
Thanks for Enlarging,. my penis sir, you indeed save my marriage...I am really grateful sir.
biggy
news:fa9817a5-1d31-4933...@googlegroups.com:
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
wrote:
Cheers!
RJ (preferred jew aliash)
--
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus admits he got
no life AT ALL outside stalking on THE Usenet!
"Frankly, if he were gone, I wouldn't know what to do here."
Message-ID: <FCOQt.107901$hp7....@fx13.fr7>
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus, defending his fellow
Grik sodomite the Grikboxer® and under the delusion that he's
been able to grow a pair: "You'd have to get past me first,"
Message-ID: <LOOQt.337647$Qr2....@fx08.fr7>
Yet more proof that the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
thinks he got a pair: "Just to let you know: ANYONE who "befriends"
the subnormal swine will have to deal with me! Get ready, bitch!"
Message-ID: <FHg6t.166438$Nl5....@newsfe07.iad>
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus STILL seems to think
he got a pair: "Which will NEVER happen! You'd have to get past
me first, poor psycho! LOL"
Message-ID: <MCSIu.1$c5...@fx32.fr7>
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus having still MORE delusions
about growing a pair: "If ANYONE dared to grab me by the neck
like that he'd get my fist in his face."
Message-ID: <qeilfu$iog$1...@gioia.aioe.org>
In spite of all the evidence, the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
STILL has delusions about growing a pair!
"What kind of other-worldly pussies (men?) are you all? If someone
would dare to grab me by the back of my neck like that and push me
around, my instinctive, AUTOMATIC reaction would be to knock him in
the face! NOBODY is allowed to do that to ANYONE!"
Message-ID: <qfnPE.73303$YG3....@usenetxs.com>
Best of all! From the Foreskin Peeler's doctoral dissertation in divinity,
'University' of Salonica (1992): "The jew g-d is your g-d's dad."
The Jews
decade, cajone-less Gordon Radovich [rado...@tiscali.co.uk]
pathetically tried to come up with a believable excuse for
avoiding Nuremberging® but could only manage this:
https://drsalatosolutionte0.wixsite.com/drsalato
>hello everyone here, I am Gordon Radovich from Europe ,
>i want to share a great testimony of how Dr SALATO herbal
>mixture cream saves me from shame and disgrace, my breast
>size was a big problem to me as the size was really so
>embarrassing and discouraging, a full grown transvestite like
>me having such tiny breast and to worsen it i don't last in sex
>i cant even last one minutes it was really a thing of shame THe
>black she males was really tired of me because my sex life was very
>poor , they never enjoyed sex, i was always thinking and searching
>for solutions everywhere until last months when i saw a
>testimony of how Dr SALATO herbal mixture cream have been
>helping people from the globe,i saw one MRS JOHN testifying of
>how Dr SALATO helped her enlarge her breast size so i decided
>to give him a try ,we talked and he gave me steps to follow which
>i did and to my greatest surprise in less than 14 days of taking the
>herbal mixture cream my breast grow very much and I ask
>the doctor can he grow my penis too and he look and he say
>oh no, you need something to run the herbal cream on and you
>have nothing so I have to be satisfied with my new boobs.
>i will forever be grateful to him .you can contact him email
>drsalatosol...@gmail.com or visit his website
>https://drsalatosolutionte0.wixsite.com/drsalato and you can
>call/whatsapp +2348103629945
Great story Gordon! Does he have any cream that grows subpoenas?
ROFLMJAO
"Why do I keep getting scammed by Jews? Is it because they're so smart, or because I'm so stupid?"
-Gordon Radovich 2018
2019 Score Card for Gordon Radovich
# of Jews holocausted to date - 0
# of subhumans deported to date - 0
# of people Gordon has "kicked off" of Usenet - 0
# of times Gordon has been humiliated on Usenet - [infinity]
# of years Gordon has hid from Barry - 12
# of years Gordon has hid from Chris Morton - 16+
"Straight? ME????? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
-Gordon Radovich, Wed, 17 Jan 2018
"HUH ? O, shitscared of being, traced and 'holocausted'®™ that he set, up an untraceable Gmail account JUST, to email me!
"null.net account traceable ?
-Gordon, inanely babbling about a gmail account which he claimed he never got an email from, but somehow he knows about."
>Gordon, How did YOUR brain get so rattled?
"To/too/two (pick one) much sodomy and/or cocksucking!"
-Gordon Radovich
Michael Ejercito
"jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew
aliash)" wrote in message
news:4t5mie12o6q7lvc28...@4ax.com...
Michael
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Carolina Reb
> On Thu, 11 Jul 2019 20:39:18 -0700 (PDT), ramdal...@gmail.com
> wrote:
>
>> hello everyone . I want to share this testimony how Dr.SALATO help me, i was having
>> a small penis and weak erection problem. I can't make love to my wife for 5 minute and
>> my penis was just too small a full grown man like me having 3 inches penis and to worsen
>> it i don't last in sex i cannot even last 5 minutes it was really a thing of shame to me.
>> My wife was really tired of me because my sex life was very poor,she never enjoyed sex,
>> i was always thinking and searching for a solutions everywhere and i came across a
>> testimony of Mr LUCKY MARK testifying that DR SALATO helped him to enlarge his
>> penis,i decided to give him a try and to my greatest surprise in less than one week
>> of using his herbal cream, my penis grow to 7 inches i couldn't believe my eyes and
>> as i speak now my penis is now 11.5 inches and i do not have weak erection again.
>> I can make love to my wife longer in bed. And my marriage is now stable,my wife now
>> enjoy me very well in bed. You can contact him via
>> {drsalatosol...@gmail.com
>> website https://drsalatosolutionte0.wixsite.com/drsalato or call +2348103629945
>> Thanks for Enlarging,. my penis sir, you indeed save my marriage...I am really grateful sir.
>
> Sorry, Needledick...you've been scammed...it is what it is!
>
> Cheers!
>
> RJ (preferred jew aliash)
>
>
porn on this newsgroup and then jacking to it.
Loose Cannon
pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)" <rj...@TheWor1d.com>
wrote:
>On Thu, 11 Jul 2019 20:39:18 -0700 (PDT), ramdal...@gmail.com
>wrote:
>
>>hello everyone . I want to share this testimony how Dr.SALATO help me, i was having
>>a small penis and weak erection problem. I can't make love to my wife for 5 minute and
>>my penis was just too small a full grown man like me having 3 inches penis and to worsen
>> it i don't last in sex i cannot even last 5 minutes it was really a thing of shame to me.
>>My wife was really tired of me because my sex life was very poor,she never enjoyed sex,
>>i was always thinking and searching for a solutions everywhere and i came across a
>>testimony of Mr LUCKY MARK testifying that DR SALATO helped him to enlarge his
>>penis,i decided to give him a try and to my greatest surprise in less than one week
>>of using his herbal cream, my penis grow to 7 inches i couldn't believe my eyes and
>>as i speak now my penis is now 11.5 inches and i do not have weak erection again.
>>I can make love to my wife longer in bed. And my marriage is now stable,my wife now
>>enjoy me very well in bed. You can contact him via
>>{drsalatosol...@gmail.com
>>website https://drsalatosolutionte0.wixsite.com/drsalato or call +2348103629945
>>Thanks for Enlarging,. my penis sir, you indeed save my marriage...I am really grateful sir.
>
>Sorry, Needledick...you've been scammed...it is what it is!
>
>Cheers!
>
>RJ (preferred jew aliash)
The Jews
>wrote:
Walt's upset because his daughters went black, that's all.
What poor Walt DOESN"T understand is that "interracial porn" is not
only one of the most popular types, it means that millions of white
men are stroking their tiny cocks as they watch huge black bucks take
their daughters
https://xhamster.com/channels/watching-my-daughter-go-black
their wives
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=wife+goes+black
their grandmothers
https://www.xnxx.com/video-2e5ty0d/lusty_granny_goes_black
and finally, even themselves
https://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=cuckold+husband+sucks+black+cock
Now, we already know that Gordon is no stranger to getting greeked at
the Queen Mary Parking Lot, but poor Walt needs to be told by a friend
that his daughter's aren't coming back, except to show off their new
babies.
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
fingers...apparently that's all a needledick requires!
Cheers!
RJ (preferred jew aliash)
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
yours!
>
>Michael
Cheers!
RJ (preferred jew aliash)
Michael Ejercito
"jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew
aliash)" wrote in message
your mouth!
marshald...@gmail.com
Click on the Link Below :-
https://bit.ly/2z1gyQu
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
it in your anus!
>
>Michael
Cheers!
RJ (preferred jew aliash)
The Jews
[rado...@tiscali.co.uk], the anally-obsessed, unemployable, impotent,
glue-huffing, passportless, rope-dodging, pedophilic,
bestiality-practicing Serbian coprophiliac Queen Mary Parking Lot
black cock worshipper, who for some reason posts pretending to be
Jewish, hated by Hitler and proven by White Nationalist Scholars to be
inferior to Asian peoples, tried to cover up his abject fear of the
fascist-slapping, Nazi-tormenting, totalitarian-taunting, superior
Jews that torture him daily, and reveal his complete and total
ignorance, and expose his countless excuses to avoid getting
Nuremberged®, by taking time out of his busy schedule of felching his
mother for spending money and then masturbating to kiddie porn (while
he desperately hides from Barry for over 11 years even though he has
his address!) to lie when he pathetically copied a superior being's
words and changed them around a bit to make it look like he was
capable to coming up with something original by posting:
>>>Needledick, I KNOW that his Flip needledick is STILL no bigger than
>>>yours!
>>
>> Nithing, you would only know the size of his dick if you measured it with
>>your mouth!
>
>Needledick, you DO know the 'size' of his needledick because you had
>it in your anus!
phallus! MUCH more than a normal, heterosexual male should be doing!
Of course, what would YOU know about the behavior of heterosexual
males, am I right?
Besides, I'll wager his skin color is WAY lighter than you like, huh?
Michael Ejercito
"The Jews" wrote in message
news:2odrieptpeafm113p...@4ax.com...
>Of course, what would YOU know about the behavior of heterosexual
>males, am I right?
>Besides, I'll wager his skin color is WAY lighter than you like, huh?
>ROFLMJAO
Normal men sometimes daydream about vulva.
http://redbust.com/stuff/samantha-rice-sweet-blond/samantha-rice-blond-naked-playboy-23.jpg
http://redbust.com/stuff/molly-shaw-cowboy-boots/molly-shaw-cowboy-boots-redhead-playboy-20.jpg
http://redbust.com/stuff/una-girl-with-hand-fan/una-young-blonde-nude-on-chair-showybeauty-14.jpg
http://redbust.com/stuff/cute-teen-redhead/cute-redhead-teen-18.jpg
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
<meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>"grubby incajonic Anti-American jew cocksucker Klaun Scheisseziegelsteine" wrote in message
>news:2odrieptpeafm113p...@4ax.com...
<fluhs jew smut/lies/shite>
> Yup.
Inane one-word drivel as noted by Boadicea.
Classic vapid Oriental 'me too'.
But well zsuckled, mong!
> Normal men sometimes daydream about vulva.
>
> http://redbust.com/stuff/samantha-rice-sweet-blond/samantha-rice-blond-naked-playboy-23.jpg
>
> http://redbust.com/stuff/molly-shaw-cowboy-boots/molly-shaw-cowboy-boots-redhead-playboy-20.jpg
>
> http://redbust.com/stuff/una-girl-with-hand-fan/una-young-blonde-nude-on-chair-showybeauty-14.jpg
>
> http://redbust.com/stuff/cute-teen-redhead/cute-redhead-teen-18.jpg
marshald...@gmail.com
hohum
news:6b2e8472-a52c-4c87...@googlegroups.com:
> https://www.youtube.com/redirect?redir_token=ZXpEIrZVpTLLOZynxAFkFKXt3d
> B8MTU2MzcwMTA3OEAxNTYzNjE0Njc4&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F2z1gyQu&v=4EwDy
> 8oO0Dc&event=video_description
>
yeah and they have small brains too, bunch a retards.
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash)
<meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>"The Foreskin Peeler" wrote in message news:B7jXE.308873$rO6.1...@usenetxs.com...
[FLUHS Grik skata]...and better air in here again! [sic][SIC!!! LOL]
Watch, it geezer!
> He does that to make himself feel better.
You zsuckle jew ani to make yourself feel better.
> But in the end, he is just as miserable.
But in the end all you got, is a mouthful of jew diarrhoea.
> Is Chris being censored on Cleveland.com?
Who GIVES two jew shits if Chrissie the coon is being censored or not?
Michael Ejercito
"jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew
aliash)" wrote in message
>On Sat, 20 Jul 2019 08:44:28 -0700, "NOT Michael Ejercito"
><meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>"The Foreskin Peeler" wrote in message
>>news:B7jXE.308873$rO6.1...@usenetxs.com...
>[FLUHS Grik skata]...and better air in here again! [sic][SIC!!! LOL]
>Watch, it geezer!
http://redbust.com/una-girl-hand-fan/
>You zsuckle jew ani to make yourself feel better.
>> But in the end, he is just as miserable.
>But in the end all you got, is a mouthful of jew diarrhoea.
>> Is Chris being censored on Cleveland.com?
>Who GIVES two jew shits if Chrissie the coon is being censored or not?
The Jews
<meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>But in the end all you got, is a mouthful of jew diarrhoea.
> Again with the diarrhoea?
It makes you wonder how many times a day he thinks about getting on
his knees, spreading our cheeks, putting his mouth over our assholes,
and enjoying a nice, long, mouthful of hot, liquid stools. And as his
cheeks puff out from the pressure and he finally takes that
long-awaited swallow, one must ask oneself if this is the high point
of his day.
And this is the "Master Race?"
jew pedophile Ron Jacobson (jew pedophile Baruch 'Barry' Shein's jew aliash
<meje...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> He does that to make himself feel better.
>
>>You zsuckle jew ani to make yourself feel better.
> Wrong!
>>> But in the end, he is just as miserable.
>
>>But in the end all you got, is a mouthful of jew diarrhoea.
> Again with the diarrhoea?
>>> Is Chris being censored on Cleveland.com?
>
>>Who GIVES two jew shits if Chrissie the coon is being censored or not?
>
> Normal people do.
subperson of colour!.
>
>Michael