"FILIPINO JOKES"

[Nestor de Guzman]

Question # 1. What's the difference between a chicken and a chick ?
Question # 2. What's the big difference between a condom and a
parachute ?
Question # 3. Use parachute in a sentence ?
Question # 4. What's the big difference between a jeep and a woman ?
Question # 5. What's the difference between a boiling water and a hand
of a woman ?

Answers : 1. Chicken has pak-pak and the chicks has pek-pek.
2. Ang parachute pag nabutas tao patay, ang condom pag nabutas buhay
ang labas.
3. Honey wag kang malikot "para shoot".
4. Ang jeep habang sinasakyan sumisikip, ang babae habang sinasakyan
lumuluwag.
5. Boiling water makes the meat soft, a woman's hand makes the meat
hard.

[Ratudnus]

I don't know what joke you were referring to but, Ellen,
get a sense of humor. Check that coal up your ass,
maybe it's a diamond now.

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Choose two: cheap, fast, good.

[Ellen de Guzman]

There is a big difference between sense of humor and pure KABASTUSAN.
You can have a sense of humor with clean jokes.
And obviously with your empty-set-of-a-brain...you don't know the
difference..tough!