Looking for "Orgasm ni Inday"
Mangantamu
in Manila. People referred to it as "Orgasm ni Inday". It was the
monologue of a Visayan woman having, well, an orgasm in a mixture of
English and Filipino and spoken with a Visayan accent. If I'm not
mistaken, this wasn't an actual woman in an actual sex act. It was
really just a monologue performed by a theater actor.
I've lost my file of "Orgasm ni Inday" and so have my friends. We
would like to get a hold of it though. So many characters in some
plays have been inspired by this monologue.
If you have a copy of it, please send me an e-mail at
patag...@yahoo.com
-Mangantamu
H. David Pembrook
>in Manila. People referred to it as "Orgasm ni Inday".
I've got a comedy bit performed by a Pinay that sounds like what you are
looking for. I'll email it to you later. Anybody else want it just ask. As I
recall the file is not that big.
~~~~~
"When a true genius appears in the world,
you may know him by this sign, that the dunces
are all in confederacy against him."
- Jonathan Swift
Dalubwika
Ahh... Kapampangan pala.. hehe
--Chris
Mangantamu
send it immediately to friends who miss it so much.
Cheers,
Mangantamu
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Mangantamu
dalu...@aol.com (Dalubwika) wrote in message
> Ahh... Kapampangan pala.. hehe
LeeBat
>Thanks so much for sending it! As always, it was hilarious :)
My thanks also, David.
LeeBat
Orin Oríg
"Mangantamu" <patag...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Yes, Kapampangan. Na salo ko ang bola sa ilalim ng tulay. Ikaw? ;D
>
I am soory to intrude, but I think the correct phrase should be :
"Nasapo keng bola ning lalim ning tete."
The Rude Clown,
Orinello
Mangantamu
I only said it in Tagalog because I knew those who know the joke must
know the Kapampangan phrase :)
"Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<%hoqc.13563$zO3....@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
Orin Oríg
Orinello
"Mangantamu" <patag...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Just JT
>
> Actually, it's "Asapu que ing bola quing lalam ning tete."
>
> I only said it in Tagalog because I knew those who know the joke must
> know the Kapampangan phrase :)
How about: "Mamayang gabi!"
--
DalubMyKapampanganMumNeverGetsTheJoke
Mangantamu
I taught the phrase to my Manila friends too and they always get it
wrong. And them trying to say it is as much part of the fun as me
saying it (It does sound naughty and bastos to Tagalog ears :) )
This is the phrase:
Asapu que ing bola quing lalam ning tete
This is how they understand it:
Nasa puke ang bola ng ilalim ng titi.
And this is the rough English translation:
In the vagina is the ball under the penis.
Doesn't make sense, but it's funny anyway.
-M
"Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<t8zqc.14486$zO3....@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>...
Orin Oríg
Whatever!
Now, could you please post the lyrics of "Ating Ku Pung Singsing?"
Orinello
"Mangantamu" <patag...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Orin Oríg
this song but part of its lyrics have been gone in oblivion . . . beyond
blue yonder.
<Hit it>
Minsan sa Escolta, ako ay nag-shopping
May binatang nakita na titingin-tingin
Nang ko s'ya ay iwasan dala ko'y naglaglagan
Agad sinalo, sabay ang naku! . . .
At ako'y tinulungan.
Habang tumutulong ay bubulong-bulong,
"Malagu ka Miss Ibyang . . . buri ku maglawlaw."
Dali-dali akong lumisan baka sumabay
Anu ba't k'abukasan ay naroon sa bahay
May kipkip pang balutan ng putong Kapampangan
(Hindi ko na alam!)
Dyahe ko,
Orinello
P.S. Does anybody have this old record? I am willing to pay $2.00 for
either WMA or MP3 copy of this old song.
Renowl
me nightmares.
Pauli
Mind sending it to me?
Thanks a lot!
My mail: Pauli at gmxpro.de
Burns
"H. David Pembrook" <clear...@aol.comtakeout> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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Orin Oríg
"Renowl" <ren...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Orin Oríg
another Sylvia La Torre song to make your day.
It is another "binata song" that will surely make the Pigs pucker.
<Hit It>
May isang binata 'di ko malilimot
Magandang lalake, marangal kumilos
Ako'y sinulatan, Ingles at Tagalog
Nang basahin ko ang sulat ay parang kinahig manok.
Ang sabi,"I love you, manalig ka at totoo."
"Forever at peks man, hindi magtataksil sa 'yo"
"My darling o giliw kinakapos ang Ingles ko"
"Nguni't habang may buhay, asahang mong I love you so."
Hindi ko malimot ang liham kong natunghayan
Sa aking pagtawa ay sumakit ang aking tiyan
Binata, mag-ingat kung mayroon kang minamahal
Pagbutihin ang sulat, nang 'di ka mapagtawanan.
The Rude Clown,
Orinello
Mangantamu
which sounds like Putang bingi.
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message news:<10alq18...@news.supernews.com>...
Just JT
> While I am waiting, I would like to sing a Sylvia La Torre song . . . I
like
> this song but part of its lyrics have been gone in oblivion . . . beyond
> blue yonder.
For what it's worth Sylvia La Torre is my Dad's high school mate. They
graduated UST High in '52. I hear she's great looking and great sounding to
this day.
Maybe Orin Oríg is really EDDIE SAN JOSE????
--
DalubMaybeOrinOrigIsOlder
Just JT
>
> Now, could you please post the lyrics of "Ating Ku Pung Singsing?"
Checkout the SCF archives c/o Google. It was posted recently including
English translation.
--
DalubHelpfulEvenToThoseWhoAreJealousOfMe
tansong tumbaga
LeeBat
> Anybody else want it just ask.
I looked for my copy of the file and its gone too.
Would appreciate it.
TIA
LeeBat
Orin Oríg
Show off your acrhive and not your so-so penis.
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message
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Orin Oríg
in google/ SCF archive, I would like to sing another Sylvia La Torre song.
It is another "binata song" . . . This time I would like you to help me with
the "Waray" lyrics.
<Hit it>
Ang binata na aking katipan
Nagkusang lumayo, nagtungo kay Inday
Nawiling tumira sa bayan ng Waray
Ang kasing-kasing kong nasawi'y nalulumbay.
Ibig kung kami'y magkita ngunit ako ay walang pera
Ako'y uutang ng kinse kahit bayaran ng beinte.
Doblehin mo na kumpare 'pagkat malayo ang Leyte
Pagbabalik ko ay 'di ka maoonse.
(Please insert the Waray lyrics here - Dili ako mantigo ug Waray)
Ay! Ang kasing-kasing ko ay maaasahan mo
Kahit ka mawalay sa aking piling, giliw ko.
Pook
wrote:
>Sabi ni "Orin Or?g" <lust...@earthlink.net>:
>> While I am waiting, I would like to sing a Sylvia La Torre song . . . I
>like
>> this song but part of its lyrics have been gone in oblivion . . . beyond
>> blue yonder.
>------------
>For what it's worth Sylvia La Torre is my Dad's high school mate. They
>graduated UST High in '52. I hear she's great looking and great sounding to
>this day.
>
>Maybe Orin Or?g is really EDDIE SAN JOSE????
She look classys in early 70's after the martial law,
Sylvia Knörr
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> Sabi ni "Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net>:
> > While I am waiting, I would like to sing a Sylvia La Torre song . . . I
like
> > this song but part of its lyrics have been gone in oblivion . . . beyond
> > blue yonder.
> ------------
> For what it's worth Sylvia La Torre is my Dad's high school mate. They
> graduated UST High in '52. I hear she's great looking and great sounding
to
> this day.
What kind of music does she sing? Since we both share the first name, this
makes me curious! :-)
Name Sister Piggy
Mangantamu
She's a soprano (because there really are very few Filipinos women are
true altos). Very difficult to find a CD of her work these days, come
to think of it. A friend told me she has a beautiful rendition of
"Lagi Kitang Naalala" (I Often Remember You). For those who like
listening to old FIlipino songs, a Sylvia La Torre album is a good
item to have in one's collection.
However, I think young people in the RP are not familiar with her work
anymore. This is the generation that grew up listening to Eraserheads,
Yano, Parokya ni Edgar and Color It Red.
-Mangantamu of Pinatubo Land
"Sylvia Knörr" <sylvia.kno...@t-online.de> wrote in message news:<c8md3b$apa$03$1...@news.t-online.com>...
Orin Oríg
> However, I think young people in the RP are not familiar with her work
> anymore. This is the generation that grew up listening to Eraserheads,
> Yano, Parokya ni Edgar and Color It Red.
>
> -Mangantamu of Pinatubo Land
Sylvia La Torre should belong to a sort of Music Hall of Fame. The modern
Filipinos in the Pinas redicule any song that is sang by a soprano.
These modern artists you mentioned are no contest to her.
I learn how to sing pandanggo, balitaw and kundiman from Sylvia La Torre. I
believe, she is the daughter of Olive La Torre, a movie theme composer
during the golden age of Filipino movie.
Sylvia La Torre sang many movie themes including "Waray-Waray," and
"Batanguenya."
Orin Orig
Orin Oríg
"Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Orin Oríg
pung singsing."
I am surprised that many have never heard of Sylvia La Torre. Although she
is only an alto soprano (equivalent of a German soprano), her music can be
heard all over the world. True Filipinos carry her music in their suitcases
when they leave their native land for a better life somewhere else in the
world.
For a change of tempo, I would like to piss-off the Pigs once more with a
hard core Sylvia La Torre song.
"Mutya ng Pasig"
by Nicanor Abelardo
Kung gabi ang buwan sa langit ay nakadungaw
Tila ginigising ng habagat sa kanyang pagtulog sa tubig.
Ang isang larawang puti at busilak
Na lugay ang buhok na ani mo'y agos
Ito ang Mutya ng Pasig, ito ang Mutya ng Pasig.
Sa kanyang pagtiklod sa maputing bula
Kasabay ang awit; kasabay ang tula.
Dati akong paraluman sa kaharian ng pag-ibig
Ang pag-ibig nang mamatay naglaho rin ang kaharian
Ang lakas ko ay nalipat sa puso't dibdib ng lahat
Kung nais ninyong ako'y mabuhay
Pag-ibig ko'y inyong ibigay.
Kung nais ninyong ako'y mabuhay
Pag-ibig ko'y inyong ibigay.
Orinello
Just JT
> Then why not repost it.
>
> Show off your acrhive and not your so-so penis.
>
O siyá-siyá, huwág ka nang umiyak:
From: Dalubwika (dalu...@aol.com)
Subject: Atin Ku Pung Singsing
Newsgroups: soc.culture.filipino
Date: 2003-09-27 16:07:26 PST
Ok, here is a better English translation of Atin Ku Pung Singsing. Ernie
Turla
helped me translate it.
--Chris
> Atin ku pung singsing
> Metung yang timpukan
> Amana ke iti
> King indung ibatan
> Sangkan keng sininup
> King metung a kaban
> Mewala ya iti,
> E ku kamalayan.
I had a ring (once).
It was a family heirloom.
I inherited this
From the mother I came from
I virtually kept it
Inside a hope chest.
It just disappeared
Without my awareness.
> Ing sukal ning lub ku
> Susukdul king banwa
> Pikurus kung gamat
> Babo ning lamesa
> Ninu mang manakit
> King singsing kung mana
> Kalulung pusu ku
> Manginu ya keya.
The heartache inside me
Reaches up to the sky
My crossed arms
Are on top of the table
Whosoever would find
My inherited ring
My poor heart
Shall worship him.
( Atin cu pung singsing )
==
O, anó, masaya ka na?
--
DalubCan'tResistAGrownManCry
o agila @yahoo.com Bugok Na Itlog
than 45 and smaller that LP.
Original Pasigueno, when Rizal was Rizal and not MM.
Orin Oríg
"Bugok Na Itlog" <pipit o agila @yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Whoa baby! If I remember correctly, mayroon kaming plaka niyan. It's
bigger
> than 45 and smaller that LP.
>
> Original Pasigueno, when Rizal was Rizal and not MM.
>
>
Do still have that 10" 33rpm record? I'll buy it.
I lost my 10" 33rpm record . . . the one with "Basang Sisiw" and "Bituing
Marikit" in it.
Orinellp
Orin Oríg
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message
> DalubCan'tResistAGrownManCry
>
Who said I am crying?
Now,we know your Tagalog stinks; your Kapampangan stinks even more.
Youtr translation is another so-so.
Orinello
Orin Oríg
> Now,we know your Tagalog stinks; your Kapampangan stinks even more.
>
> Youtr translation is another so-so.
>
OK! Maybe the reason I am crying is because you are murdering my native
language.
I did not really enjoy the insult of Dirty Sick Pig on "Lupang Hinirang."
OK! That is correct. What do really expect from a Damn Syphilitic Pig? It
is not going to be a pot of gold but a pot of shit.
Orinello
Orin Oríg
translation is not a parody.
Here is an example of a parody:
"Ikaw ay Mangkukulam"
(melody - "Ako ay Pilipino")
Ikaw ay mangkukulam; mangkukulam din kayo
Ikaw ay nagkasala sa lipunan at madla.
Sa Sacramento, Pueblo de Diablo
Ang kapitolyo ng demonyo
Dito tinipon ang mangkukulam
Ikaw at kayo.
Ngayon, ano ang buti ng isipan mong liko?
Ngayon, ikaw ay huli; ang layunin mo'y bigo.
Ikaw ay mangkukulam, ikaw ay mangkukulam
Kokak, bibe at kuto ang mga orasyon mo.
Sa baso mo't kandila laan laway mo't dila
Ikaw ay magkukulam; mangkukulam din kayo.
Ikaw ay mangkukulam;
Kayo ay mangkukulam
Taas noo kahit kanino
Mahuhuli rin kayo!
Orinello
Just JT
>
> Who said I am crying?
>
> Now,we know your Tagalog stinks; your Kapampangan stinks even more.
>
> Youtr translation is another so-so.
But I didn't translate the song. Chris aka Dalubwika did. Check the headers
of the repost.
--
DalubDissWhereDissIsDue
Just JT
>
> Whoa baby! If I remember correctly, mayroon kaming plaka niyan. It's
bigger
> than 45 and smaller that LP.
That would be the brittle 78rpm vinyl record. I'll track down Sylvia La
Torre's hits on CD and see what I can find.
--
DalubAlsoRubénTagalogAndDiomedesMaturan
Just JT
>
> "Ikaw ay Mangkukulam"
> (melody - "Ako ay Pilipino")
8< snipped >8
BORING! Next post, please.
--
DalubIDetestBoringPeople
Orin Oríg
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message
> That would be the brittle 78rpm vinyl record. I'll track down Sylvia La
> Torre's hits on CD and see what I can find.
>
> --
I guess you have never seen a 10" 33rpm record . . . why ? You cannot afford
them or family cannot afford them during the fifities . . . or you are
Filipino song hater like that German-American lover of a gay Filipino
nurse - He thought he was so cool, while I am low class.
Any way this is America . . . I can adjust to that. And I am still here . .
. fighting the high class Pigs of Usenet.
Orin Oríg
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message
> Sabi ni "Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net>:
> >
> > Here is an example of a parody:
> >
> > "Ikaw ay Mangkukulam"
> > (melody - "Ako ay Pilipino")
>
Why, you want to see a video or drawings with that?
Or . . . you do not know how to read Tagalog?
Or . . . you are only accustomed of seeing Leonardo di Caprio, Michael
Jackson and Joe Girardi in an S&M orgy?
Well, you better log-on on Neverland dot com for the action and not here
chump!
Or . . . join the troops in Iraq . . . to have a chance to fondle those
prisoners of war.
Orinello
Dalubwika
>Whatever! That phrase was taught to me by a full blooded Kapampangan.
He's right... There's no NASAPO... and Kapampangan words usually end in /u/
(unless it's a question..)
He wrote it in Spanish orthography btw, so it'd be in Modern Orthography:
Asapu ke ing bola king lalam ning tete.
--Chris
>"Mangantamu" <patag...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> Actually, it's "Asapu que ing bola quing lalam ning tete."
>>
>> I only said it in Tagalog because I knew those who know the joke must
>> know the Kapampangan phrase :)
>>
>> "Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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>> > I am soory to intrude, but I think the correct phrase should be :
>> >
>> > "Nasapo keng bola ning lalim ning tete."
>
Dalubwika
>Whatever!
>
>Now, could you please post the lyrics of "Ating Ku Pung Singsing?"
>
>Orinello
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=20030927190706.11685.00000277%40mb-m0
4.aol.com&output=gplain
--Chris
o agila @yahoo.com Bugok Na Itlog
We lost all my dad's collection when we moved, otherwise, I would have given
to you for free.
Orin Oríg
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Orin Oríg
Thank you.
My father's maternal side is from Pasig.
Did you know that Urduja, the daughter Rajah Soliman was the Paraluman ng
Pasig? Paraluman is Tagalog for princess. I know the Pigs headed by
Mangantamu will disagree with this.
He will claim again that Imelda Romualdez is the true Paraluman ng Pasig.
And damn, Dalubwika will surely post another song in Bogobo to prove that
Mangatamu is absolutely correct.
And watch for Sylvia Knoerr's translation of it.
Orinello
Orinello
Orin Oríg
Marcos, Jr., the former lover of Leonardo di Caprio) formula of a post still
works.
It is becoming predictable now, though.
Just keep those money pouring, Ferdie. Because if you stopped it, "No
Money, No Honey."
Orinello
Just JT
Lemme ask you: are you always such an a*hole or are you just having a bad
year?
--
DalubThisDudeIsAKillfileCandidate
Sylvia Knörr
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
> That would be the brittle 78rpm vinyl record. I'll track down Sylvia La
> Torre's hits on CD and see what I can find.
> --
> DalubAlsoRubénTagalogAndDiomedesMaturan
Who are Ruben Tagalog and Diomedes Maturan? Folk singers?
Straining Ears Piggy
Sylvia Knörr
"Mangantamu" <patag...@yahoo.com> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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> Sylvia La Torre ang mosly folk songs and kundimans (old love songs).
Sounds good. I once heard old Pinoy music from the 40ies or so on web radio.
It was all played "unplugged", and of course it wasn´t exactly hi-fi
quality, but great music!
> She's a soprano (because there really are very few Filipinos women are
> true altos). Very difficult to find a CD of her work these days, come
> to think of it. A friend told me she has a beautiful rendition of
> "Lagi Kitang Naalala" (I Often Remember You). For those who like
> listening to old FIlipino songs, a Sylvia La Torre album is a good
> item to have in one's collection.
>
> However, I think young people in the RP are not familiar with her work
> anymore. This is the generation that grew up listening to Eraserheads,
> Yano, Parokya ni Edgar and Color It Red.
Uh, there is still so much to discover!
> -Mangantamu of Pinatubo Land
Do you come from the Pinatubo area?
Lahar Piggy
Renowl
tansong tumbaga
Those are the KINGS of old romantic ballads. They can tickle your heart
listening.
Orin Oríg
He won Tawag ng Tanghalan's Grand Final in 1958(?) with his rendition of
"Rose Tattoo." Because of his appeal to the public, Don Jose Zara, the
impressario of Clover Theater, made him a main attraction in his show.
Orinello
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Orin Oríg
"Just JT" <Johnn...@Hotmale.Com> wrote in message
> Sabi ni "Orin Oríg" <lust...@earthlink.net>:
> > OK! Mga Puke ng Baboy, whatever you say.
> --------------
> Lemme ask you: are you always such an a*hole or are you just having a bad
> year?
I am on Pig.
Let us see if the puke of Imelda Marcos will help you.
Kakasa ka ba? Basta walnag iyakan!
Orinello
Just JT
Sorry, but DM has passed on. He met his Creator last April 7, 2002:
http://www.heartwarmers4u.com/members/?denray
Hulí ka sa balità, pare. In English, you are arrested by the news, my
friend.
> He won Tawag ng Tanghalan's Grand Final in 1958(?) with his rendition of
> "Rose Tattoo." Because of his appeal to the public, Don Jose Zara, the
> impressario of Clover Theater, made him a main attraction in his show.
---------------
Diomedes also made a few movies with Marita Zobel as his love partner. I
remember this movie about an enchanted forest with a one-eyed giant, dwarfs
and an evil witch. I think the movie was "Ang Mahiwagang Gitara" (A Magic
guitar).
--
DalubMahiwagangTinig
Dalubwika
>Diomedes Maturan is still alive.
No he isn't. His son Dennis came on a YahooGroup I'm on and started talking
about his father's death. He also complained when someone spammed porn on the
group, which prompted someone to ask if he's gay. LOL
--Chris