How to pickup a Pinay (Re: Cherry Blossoms Dot Com)
Just JT
>
> After one year of a membership in Cherry blossoms I have found that most
> of the women use the service to chat and are not looking for a Life
Partner
> and even a small number of girls use the service to promote their travel
> agent jobs the girls get a kick back from their boss if Americans use any
> of the flights or tours. I have seen a few girls trying to get modelling
Jobs
> also prostitutes using Cherry Blossoms, I even found a profile for a young
> lady that was a friend of mine who had no idea her picture was on CB it
was
> lifted off Yahoo Profiles.I would suggest to anyone who is interested in
> a Filipino wife is just go there and meet them and not use any of the
> Marriage agencies that are out here on the internet.
>
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Sure, you can go to PI to find your Pinay but there's a better way. What you
need is to frequent these places/occasions and chance upon a Pinay, pretty
and available:
Tupperware party - Pinays love to frequent Tupperware parties even if they
ain't buyin' any. It's a chance to kibbitz on the latest chismis. Make sure
you show keen interest on Tupperware especially the containers used to make
gulaman and other flan. Next thing you know, you yourself are hosting the
next Tupperware parties where tonnes of Pinays will attend.
Laundromat - bring your karsonsilyo and camiso chino and the Pinay next to
you will surely find interest. The more holes you have on your karsonsilyo,
the more conversation you will attract.
Mahjong sessions - Pinays just love to play mahjong, albeit usually on a
social basis, every so regularly with friends. You don't have to know how to
play mahjong. In fact, the more clueless you are about mahjong the more
popular you'll become. You gotta pretend you can salat the pieces without
looking and they'll be impressed. Make sure you don't play high stakes
though, lest you lose your karsonsilyo and camiso chino, too.
Flip/Asian Store - It's just a dead giveaway to make conversation with the
Pinay at the Flip/Asian store. "Hey, what's the best chicharon brand?" or
"Where can I find frozen danggit?" or "Should I use alamang or anchovy
bagoong on my pinakbet?" Of course you're a puti and you don't really eat
these icky Flip dishes, but hey, you gotta do what you gotta do to make
conversation, right?
Singles for Christ sessions - Maybe you're an agnostic or even an atheist.
In fact, that's a great front even if you aren't. "I'm really an
agnostic/atheist but a friend invited me over so I'm keeping an open mind
about my faith or lack of it." Any God-fearing Pinay will surely get in your
case and try to convert you over. In the process, she will then invite you
to more Bible study sessions and so forth. So what if you don't believe in
religious hocus-focus?
The ATM - Pinays are big spenders so you can rest assure that they're always
out of cash. Strike some techie conversation like, "There is a secret pin
that when you type, the ATM will spill out all the cash. ATM techies use
this to quickly offload cash when troubleshooting ATM probs." The greedy in
her will surely get her interested in you.
In summary, Pinays are everywhere. You just need the right pickup line to
start a conversation. Once you strike a conversation, the sky's the limit.
Anyone wanna know how to pickup Pinoy badish? Lemme know....
Good luck!
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Conversational Piggy
scully
"Just JT" <Johnn...@HotMale.Com> wrote in message
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Robert Chin
didn't that HOTMALE.com tip you off faggot?
Stupid People Hating Pig
"scully" <mons...@inc.com> wrote in message
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Robert Chin
Why didn't you just tell this dope that no matter where they are from, women
just don't go for fat, ugly, smelly, french fries chef at McDonalds, comic
book reading losers.
God Awful Truth Pig
-who KNOWS that Cherry Blossoms chicks dig big manly stud Asian dudes like
me and JT
"Just JT" <Johnn...@HotMale.Com> wrote in message
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john
wrote:
>JT:
>
>Why didn't you just tell this dope that no matter where they are from, women
>just don't go for fat, ugly, smelly, french fries chef at McDonalds, comic
>book reading losers.
I question this statement. It seems to me that quite a few
(admittedly, usually very young) women actually do go for exactly the
type of man you describe.. Argue if you like, but the statistics will
bear me out. Millions of babies are born to unwed mothers annually,
many more are aborted, and I'll be willing to bet that a great deal of
that mischief involves young guys that work at McDonalds, or someplace
like that. .
Now, extremely fat guys (of any age group) will usually (but not
always) have a tough time attracting women, but the rest of your ID
seems way faulty.
The fact is that women are attracted by passion, and passion comes in
many forms. Beyond that, women, all women, want to be excited by their
lovers. It doesn't matter if you're a doctorate, or a gang member:
what matters is passion, love of life. If a man, any man, has this
quality he'll have more lovers than he can handle, and that is the
plain truth.
Another way of saying this is: if you're phoney, boring, and just
"going through the motions" of life, you won't have the woman you
want, and that includes any man that's already married.
Attracting women has nothing to do with looks, job, or intellectual
achievement. If you buy into this notion you'll fail with women, and
you will never have what you want. Neither will the women.
John
This has been posted as a public service to the clueless
Just JT
Depends how strong you are. If he's a big guy, you may need a forklift.
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Literal Piggy