Joseph Estrada Jokes
ac...@enternet.com.au
don't want to downgrade or make a fool out of our VP...Sorry... but we found
it amusing...This is our first time here in SCF but had friends telling us
this is a good source of fun. Kumusta sa lahat...
Ann
CHCastro
Nestor de Guzman
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After a brief visit in New York, Erap, was in a hurry going to the
airport and ask the driver to hurry up, because he's got 1 hour to
make it to board the plane.....
The driver said don't worry, we'll make it... At the moment "Erap
nervous about the trip....
Suddenly he sa a sign "Kennedy Airport 10 m
then after a while he another sign "Kennedy Airport 5 m
So he ask the driver "Dalian mo at malapit na tayo... 5 minutes na
lang
Then he saw another sign "Kennedy Airport Left"
So he said to the driver: Sabi ko sa iyo bilisan mo eh, naka alis na
tuloy.......
Nestor de Guzman
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Timothy Joseph Harvey
This is an old one. Someone, who will remain nameless, told it to me
after I was introduced to Erap at a wedding reception (along with various
remarks about his English). It's something of a classic, so it deserves
repeating at the risk of seeming stale (if you've already heard it).
Erap was on official business in New York, and he decided to drop in a bar
for a drink. Being uncertain how to order, he help back and observed how
others ordered their drinks.
A customer entered, went to the bar and said "Johnny Walker", and he was
served immediately. In a few minutes, another customer entered and
announced "Jack Daniels" to the bartender. With this, Erap got it.
He confidently walked up to the bar and loudly proclaimed "Joseph
Estrada".
I always liked that joke about the man because the night I met him, I
witnessed him down a very large bottle of fine scotch. If a man ever
deserved a drinking joke, he certainly did that night.
Tim
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Joon Centeno
The way I was told went something like this...
Erap was going to NY on business. So he phoned AT&T to obtain one of the
informations he needed...
(dial, dial..)
Operator: Good Morning, AT&T, How may I help you?
Erap: Yes, I would like to know the time difference
between Manila and New York.
Operator: Just a minute, sir...
Erap: Oh, Thank you...
(He then hangs up the phone thinking the time difference
is just one minute)
LAFF KA NAMAN...
___________________________________
Something slightly off topic...Alma Moreno joke...
Vilma Santos was supposed to make an appearance at Loveli-NESS
but the show was almost over and still no sign of Vilma...
When Ate Vi arrived, Alma Moreno gave the introduction...
"Leydis and Jentelmen, plis welkam...the late Vilma Santos!!!"
____________________________________
Ariel Oreta was interviewing Alma Moreno and he asked Ness
what she thought of Violence in the media...
"Ariel naman, gitara lang hindi ako marunong, VAYOLEENS pa!!!
_____________________________________
UY NATATAWA NA SHA...
Romeo Arenzana
In article <4lv15v$2...@nadine.teleport.com>,
Timothy Joseph Harvey <r...@teleport.com> wrote:
>This is an old one. Someone, who will remain nameless, told it to me
>after I was introduced to Erap at a wedding reception (along with various
>remarks about his English). It's something of a classic, so it deserves
>repeating at the risk of seeming stale (if you've already heard it).
>
>Erap was on official business in New York, and he decided to drop in a bar
>for a drink. Being uncertain how to order, he help back and observed how
>others ordered their drinks.
>
>A customer entered, went to the bar and said "Johnny Walker", and he was
>served immediately. In a few minutes, another customer entered and
>announced "Jack Daniels" to the bartender. With this, Erap got it.
>He confidently walked up to the bar and loudly proclaimed "Joseph
>Estrada".
>
>
>I always liked that joke about the man because the night I met him, I
>witnessed him down a very large bottle of fine scotch. If a man ever
>deserved a drinking joke, he certainly did that night.
>
>Tim
The version I heard went... the first said "Johnny Walker, single".
The next one says "Jack Daniels, double". Then Erap says "Joseph
Estrada, married!".
Here's another one:
Erap took a bus to Fisherman's Wharf in SF. In the bus, he heard
the driver yell, "Van Ness!", and a family got off the bus. A
couple of blocks away the driver announces, "Franklin", and a guy
disembarks. Erap notices this with amazement and thought "Cool!".
So he takes a nap relieved of the pressure. At the end of the bus
route, he woke up and found himself alone with the driver drinking
a cup of coffee while the bus is parked. Erap, panicked, asked,
"Sir, Estrada, sir?"
(did I botch that joke?)
--
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Nestor de Guzman
Joon Centeno <rkl...@sans.vuw.ac.nz> wrote:
>UY NATATAWA NA SHA...
Eto pa ang isa:
Erap calling UP Diliman :
Erap: Hello , is this UP Diliman ?
Answer : No, sir this is Padre Faura...
Erap: Oh, sorry Father wrong number...
marie mylene diaz
r...@teleport.com (Timothy Joseph Harvey) wrote:
>This is an old one. Someone, who will remain nameless, told it to me
>after I was introduced to Erap at a wedding reception (along with various
>remarks about his English). It's something of a classic, so it deserves
>repeating at the risk of seeming stale (if you've already heard it).
>
>Erap was on official business in New York, and he decided to drop in a bar
>for a drink. Being uncertain how to order, he help back and observed how
>others ordered their drinks.
>
>A customer entered, went to the bar and said "Johnny Walker", and he was
>served immediately. In a few minutes, another customer entered and
>announced "Jack Daniels" to the bartender. With this, Erap got it.
>He confidently walked up to the bar and loudly proclaimed "Joseph
>Estrada".
>
>I always liked that joke about the man because the night I met him, I
>witnessed him down a very large bottle of fine scotch. If a man ever
>deserved a drinking joke, he certainly did that night.
>
>Tim
>
>
>Nestor de Guzman (nest...@bpserv.com) wrote:
>: CHCastro <cca...@pseg.com> wrote:
>
>: >ac...@enternet.com.au wrote:
>: >>
>: >> Can anybody out there share with us some jokes about Joseph Estrada??? We
>: >> don't want to downgrade or make a fool out of our VP...Sorry... but we found
>: >> it amusing...This is our first time here in SCF but had friends telling us
>: >> this is a good source of fun. Kumusta sa lahat...
>: >>
>: >> Ann
>
>: >Visit Nestor de Guzman's homepage at
>
>: >http://www.bpserv.com/nestor/
>
>
>: After a brief visit in New York, Erap, was in a hurry going to the
>: airport and ask the driver to hurry up, because he's got 1 hour to
>: make it to board the plane.....
>: The driver said don't worry, we'll make it... At the moment "Erap
>: nervous about the trip....
>
>: Suddenly he sa a sign "Kennedy Airport 10 m
>: then after a while he another sign "Kennedy Airport 5 m
>
>: So he ask the driver "Dalian mo at malapit na tayo... 5 minutes na
>: lang
>
>: Then he saw another sign "Kennedy Airport Left"
>: So he said to the driver: Sabi ko sa iyo bilisan mo eh, naka alis na
>: tuloy.......
>
>: Nestor de Guzman
>: http://www.bpserv.com/nestor/
>
>
kris...@intergate.bc.ca
Joel Labson
Okay, Na post na ito noon dito, uulitin ko nalang.
Nagputa daw si Erap sa Reno at habang naglalakad sya at ang mga bodyguard
nya eh, nakakita sila ng coke vending machine.
Erap (sa bodyguard nya): give me a quarter...inihulog nya ito sa vending
machine at pinush ang coke..at may lumabas na coke.
humingi uli ng quarter sa bodyguard nya at pinush uli yonh coke at may
lumabas na namang coke.....
pinaulit ulit nya ang paghingi quarter at paghulog sa coke machine
hanggang
sa naubusan na ng Quarter ang body guard nya....
Bodyguard: Boss wala na akong quarter eh...
Erap: mga gago humanap kayo ng Quarter at nanalo ako dito!!!!!!!
Fred M. Amores
Vice Erap comments about martial law issue;
I will climb a mountain high if Pres. Eddie declares martial law.He
meant to say...........he will join the guerilla movement in the
mountains.
mikeb
Hindi ako sigurado kung na post na ang mga sumusunod:
Asked in class to give the scientific name for the female sex organ, Erap
say, "I know it, it's just at the tip of my tongue."
Erap, on being praised for easily remembering people's names, says, "I
have a pornographic memory."
At a restaurant, after motioning with his hands several times to a
waitress to get her attention, Erap complains to the manager: "I've been
fingering your waitress for a long time already, but she does not come."
A guest at Erap's house, failing to notice Mrs. Joseph Ejercito pass by,
asks about the wife. Erap says, "Didn't you see her? She just passed
away."