HOW YOU TOO CAN BE A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR!
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Switzerland to hunt for "Hidden Nazi Gold" who told me told me that he
is a Holocaust Survivor. He looked like he was 45 years old. I think he
was a rag trader from Holland. He looked like he was 45 but he said
with a weird smile that he was 70 years old.
HUH...I have to study more about Holocaust from both side, as i never
believe on side of the story!
CBK
HOW YOU TOO CAN BE A HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR!
Becoming a Holocaust survivor will open millions of new horizons for
you! A
wide range of specialty fields in Shoah Business are open to you
through the
college of Hebrew Youth Public Education (HYPE.)
Learn DOCUMENTATION ALTERATION where you can make ANYONE into a wanted
Nazi
war criminal! Special instruction from former Soviet KGB operatives, the
folks who gave our industry the famous, one-of-a-kind "Demjanjuk SS ID
card"!
Major in KOSHER ACCOUNTING, the most creative number-crunching system
ever
evolved, where everything adds up to six million!
Make your fortune in the lucrative field of REPARATIONS RACKETEERING!
Learn
how to extort money from the European country of your choice by
finding "Nazi
gold" hidden in every bank account!
Get into the incredibly profitable HOLOCAUST BOOK BUSINESS! A hook nose
and
one of our diplomas will certify you as a HOLOCAUST EXPERT. In addition
to
the book sales there are the lecture tours, the media appearances, the
guest
speaker circuit at fancy-schmancy Holocaust drinkie-dos, and above all
those
eye-popping CONSULTANCY FEES! Being a recognized Holocaust maven is a
license
to print money!
Learn HOLOCAUST MUSEUM MANAGEMENT and have your own personal fantasy
land!
Maybe even build your own Holocaust theme park complete with weekend
package
tours in an authentic replica Nazi concentration camp, complete with
striped
suits, wash-off tattoo numbers, and SS-uniformed "guards"!
Like to travel? Then become a professional WAR CRIMES WITNESS!
At graduation from HYPE you will receive a diploma, a tattoo (your
social
security number, but no one will ever be so impolite as to point it
out), and
your MEAL TICKET FOR LIFE!
Fairy tales CAN come true! It can happen to you at Hebrew Youth Public
Education......
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