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Paul J Kriha

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Jan 11, 2005, 4:21:17 AM1/11/05
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Following is a telephone conversation between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia.

The call was recorded and later published in the Far East Economic
Review.

"Tenjuberrymud" You'll understand what it means at the end.

Here goes ...Read it aloud.

Room Service (RS): "Morny, Ruin Sorbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialled Room Service."
RS: Rye...Ruinsorbees...morny! Djuwish to odor sunteen?
G: Un...Yes...I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow july den?
G: What?
RS: Ow july den?...pry, boy, pooch?
G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow july dee baychem...crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An san toes?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes??
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
"judo one toes" means.
RS: Toes! Toes!...Why djuw don juan toes? Ow bow inglish
moppig we bother?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast!" Fine.
Yes an english muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: No...just put the bother on the side.
RS: Wad?
G: I mean butter...just put it on the side.
RS: Copy?
G: Sorry?
RS: Copy...Tea...Mill?
G: Yes, coffee please and that's all.
RS: One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy inglish moppig we bother honey sign,
and copy...rye??
G: Whatever you say.
RS: Tenjuberrymud.
G: You're welcome.

pjk

Pavel Dvorak

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Jan 11, 2005, 9:09:12 AM1/11/05
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This looks very much like discussions one has nowadays with some
computer technical support people.

Pavel

George Prager

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Jan 11, 2005, 9:22:54 AM1/11/05
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Side-splitting stuff
Tenjuberrymud, Paul

G.P.


nobody

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Jan 11, 2005, 10:21:24 AM1/11/05
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"Pavel Dvorak" <ah...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA> wrote in message
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[...]

>
> This looks very much like discussions one has nowadays with some
> computer technical support people.
>
Where do you think those jobs are outsourced to? :-)


Zdislav V. Kovarik

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Jan 11, 2005, 11:31:36 AM1/11/05
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Can read to intelesting lizards.

Cheers, Slavek(ZVK)

Paul J Kriha

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Jan 12, 2005, 5:23:27 AM1/12/05
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Zdislav V. Kovarik <kov...@mcmaster.ca> wrote in message
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Supplies!

Poar JeyGey


Zdislav V. Kovarik

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Jan 12, 2005, 10:59:56 AM1/12/05
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Horse piddle surprise?
(Good night, Benny Hill, wherever you are.)

Chills, Slavek

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