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Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 11:25:09 AM7/17/14
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On Wednesday, July 16, 2014 9:13:15 PM UTC-4, Malay Sultan Ali ruler of Singapore , Glam Palace wrote:
> WHITE RACE kings realized
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> the Corruptions of the Christian Religion and POPE who had children
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> hundreds of years ago .
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> POPE said 1 out every 50 Christian priest is a HOMOSEXUAL

How can a man avoid to be a man? Maybe it's easier for a woman. Nuns...

Do you think nuns masturbate?

Studies have found that 4 in 5 nuns masturbate. I guess they do it when God is not watching.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_nuns_masturbate

Captivating subject.


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Resty Wyse

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Jul 17, 2014, 11:31:41 AM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:25:09 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
What is done in private is none of anyone's business.

Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race

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Jul 17, 2014, 12:50:55 PM7/17/14
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yes
they do
because
they want to fuck Jesus Christ



Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:25:09 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 1:01:30 PM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 11:31:41 AM UTC-4, Resty Wyse wrote:
> On Thursday, July 17, 2014 8:25:09 AM UTC-7, Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> What is done in private is none of anyone's business.

I don't think god cares about privacy. He's worse than the NSA.

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 1:02:01 PM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:11:52 PM UTC-4, John Locke wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2014 08:21:51 -0700 (PDT), "Wise TibetanMonkey, Most
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> Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> >On Wednesday, July 16, 2014 9:13:15 PM UTC-4, Malay Sultan Ali ruler of Singapore , Glam Palace wrote:
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> >> WHITE RACE kings realized
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> >> the Corruptions of the Christian Religion and POPE who had children
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> >> hundreds of years ago .
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> >> POPE said 1 out every 50 Christian priest is a HOMOSEXUAL
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> >How can a man avoid to be a man? Maybe it's easier for a woman. Nuns...
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> >Do you think nuns masturbate?
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> >Studies have found that 4 in 5 nuns masturbate. I guess they do it when God is not watching.
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> >http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_nuns_masturbate
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> >Captivating subject.
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> ...of course they do and here are their tools of choice:
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> http://divine-interventions.com/religioustoys.php

No, I can't believe it. Nothing is sacred anymore.

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 1:04:20 PM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 12:50:55 PM UTC-4, Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race wrote:
> yes
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> they do
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> because
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> they want to fuck Jesus Christ

I guess they call for Jesus while at it. Many women call for Jesus.

It doesn't happen to me though. I'd not take a woman who cries Jesus.

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Jul 17, 2014, 2:09:48 PM7/17/14
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"Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibet...@gmail.com>
wrote in news:da04608c-0d05-4afa...@googlegroups.com:

> I'd not take a woman who cries Jesus.


you strictly do not take take any woman ,

regardless what name she cries of ,

coz you are a monk, hello ..... remember ??!!

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 2:55:51 PM7/17/14
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What would you do if your woman cried Joe?

Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race

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Jul 17, 2014, 9:23:00 PM7/17/14
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nuns want God to watch them masturbate /

Nuns masturbate for GOD .

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 10:02:23 PM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:23:00 PM UTC-4, Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race wrote:
> nuns want God to watch them masturbate /
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> Nuns masturbate for GOD .

Their favorite exclamation before climax: "Jesus!" and "Oh my god!"

Notice, god is unisex so there's no copulation involved in the creating process. Then god made all animals and people in pairs. That's kind of confusing.

Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race

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Jul 17, 2014, 10:17:12 PM7/17/14
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Nuns need more SEX than you think ,

much more than monks ,


because
of their healthy reproductive system

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 17, 2014, 11:54:47 PM7/17/14
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On Thursday, July 17, 2014 10:17:12 PM UTC-4, Jesus , the Spread of the Evil White Race wrote:
> Nuns need more SEX than you think ,
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> much more than monks ,
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Just like animals?

Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher

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Jul 18, 2014, 12:44:40 PM7/18/14
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On Friday, July 18, 2014 9:39:40 AM UTC-4, Mitchell Holman wrote:

> The former nuns I have talked to were
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> pretty unanimous about what went on after
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> the lights went out. The "brides of christ"
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> were chaste with men but not with each other...

If it is what I think, it would be every man's fantasy.

But, it is fair to ask, are they wasting their energy with each other? And, more importantly, are they ignoring God's command to have sex for reproduction?

I think they should join one of those MASTURBATION FOR PEACE campaigns, just as effective as praying.





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