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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 24, 2013, 4:56:17 PM5/24/13
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On May 24, 1:42 pm, John Locke <johnnydemon...@demonmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 10:01:32 -0700 (PDT), "His Higness the Wise
> TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Virgin births, radiation-resistant DNA, plus the ability to survive
> >decapitation for weeks on end? We don't stand a chance"
>
> >http://news.yahoo.com/5-fascinating-reasons-cockroaches-outlive-us-10...
>
> >***
>
> >Last time I've heard of the human species having a virgin birth was
> >that of Jesus, but that hasn't been replicated ever since.
> >Decapitation? No way. Jesus escaped his tomb, but hasn't been seen
> >since. Radiation? I don't think so.
>
> >So God must be a big cockroach or something to show such a select
> >preference for the roach. Or so it's my humble opinion.
>
> ..yep...there's certainly no record of John the Baptist running around
> without his head. Your theory is right on. Cock roaches appear to be
> the real chosen ones. Roach exterminators are going to be in for big
> surprise on judgment day.
Well, the roach proves that God prefers a species without the
knowledge of good and evil.
Christians consistently chose evil over good in different blind tests.
> On Fri, 24 May 2013 10:01:32 -0700 (PDT), "His Higness the Wise
> TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >"Virgin births, radiation-resistant DNA, plus the ability to survive
> >decapitation for weeks on end? We don't stand a chance"
>
> >http://news.yahoo.com/5-fascinating-reasons-cockroaches-outlive-us-10...
>
> >***
>
> >Last time I've heard of the human species having a virgin birth was
> >that of Jesus, but that hasn't been replicated ever since.
> >Decapitation? No way. Jesus escaped his tomb, but hasn't been seen
> >since. Radiation? I don't think so.
>
> >So God must be a big cockroach or something to show such a select
> >preference for the roach. Or so it's my humble opinion.
>
> ..yep...there's certainly no record of John the Baptist running around
> without his head. Your theory is right on. Cock roaches appear to be
> the real chosen ones. Roach exterminators are going to be in for big
> surprise on judgment day.
Well, the roach proves that God prefers a species without the
knowledge of good and evil.
Christians consistently chose evil over good in different blind tests.
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 26, 2013, 3:54:43 PM5/26/13
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On May 26, 2:18 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On May 25, 2:03 pm, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > On Sat, 25 May 2013 09:18:51 -0700 (PDT), His Higness the
> > Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> > > On May 24, 7:14 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> On May 24, 6:42 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> > >> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>> On May 24, 5:34 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > >>> > On May 24, 5:26 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> > >>> > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > On May 24, 5:01 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > >>> > > > On May 24, 4:49 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> > >>> > > > Reason cockroaches can survive decapitation is
> > >>> > > > insects' nervous systems are distributed rather
> > >>> > > > than centralized. Removing the head only removes
> > >>> > > > inhibition and pertinent sensory input. The bug
> > >>> > > > itself couldn't give a shit less, because it never
> > >>> > > > gave a shit to begin with. So, go ahead and yank
> > >>> > > > the wings off helpless flies with impunity and glee,
> > >>> > > > as many as your twisted psyche desires. There's
> > >>> > > > absolutely no karma lost whatsoever.
>
> > >>> > > So you could crucify a roach like Jesus, stick needles into it, and it
> > >>> > > would be like nothing. Long live the roach!
>
> > >>> > I can't see how being permanently glued to a sticky trap
> > >>> > would be any more "humane," regardless of how their
> > >>> > neurons are wired, in the roaches' *or* jesus' case.
>
> > >>> As a pedestrian/cyclist I feel a lot of solidarity for the roach. The
> > >>> Christians show no compassion though. I could almost say they enjoy
> > >>> seeing me run.
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> > >> They predated the dinosaurs and they'll outlive us.
> > >> It's their planet, and we're their guests.
>
> > > And they are humble in their ways. It's not like they claim they have
> > > a god that made them to his image.
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> > Not as far as we know, anyhow.
>
> > However, if and when they ever attain enough intelligence
> > and a capacity for abstract thought, I am reasonably certain
> > that they too will end up inventing deities of their own.
>
> It's entirely possible to build a computer using roaches
> as logic arrays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeSIejbzONQ
***
The challenge now is to build a robot that goes to church without
input from a central command (aka Government).
> On May 25, 2:03 pm, "Alex W." <ing...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
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> > On Sat, 25 May 2013 09:18:51 -0700 (PDT), His Higness the
> > Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> > > On May 24, 7:14 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> On May 24, 6:42 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> > >> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>> On May 24, 5:34 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > >>> > On May 24, 5:26 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> > >>> > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >>> > > On May 24, 5:01 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > >>> > > > On May 24, 4:49 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> > >>> > > > insects' nervous systems are distributed rather
> > >>> > > > than centralized. Removing the head only removes
> > >>> > > > inhibition and pertinent sensory input. The bug
> > >>> > > > itself couldn't give a shit less, because it never
> > >>> > > > gave a shit to begin with. So, go ahead and yank
> > >>> > > > the wings off helpless flies with impunity and glee,
> > >>> > > > as many as your twisted psyche desires. There's
> > >>> > > > absolutely no karma lost whatsoever.
>
> > >>> > > So you could crucify a roach like Jesus, stick needles into it, and it
> > >>> > > would be like nothing. Long live the roach!
>
> > >>> > I can't see how being permanently glued to a sticky trap
> > >>> > would be any more "humane," regardless of how their
> > >>> > neurons are wired, in the roaches' *or* jesus' case.
>
> > >>> As a pedestrian/cyclist I feel a lot of solidarity for the roach. The
> > >>> Christians show no compassion though. I could almost say they enjoy
> > >>> seeing me run.
>
> > >> They predated the dinosaurs and they'll outlive us.
> > >> It's their planet, and we're their guests.
>
> > > And they are humble in their ways. It's not like they claim they have
> > > a god that made them to his image.
>
> > Not as far as we know, anyhow.
>
> > However, if and when they ever attain enough intelligence
> > and a capacity for abstract thought, I am reasonably certain
> > that they too will end up inventing deities of their own.
>
> It's entirely possible to build a computer using roaches
> as logic arrays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeSIejbzONQ
***
The challenge now is to build a robot that goes to church without
input from a central command (aka Government).
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 26, 2013, 7:16:50 PM5/26/13
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On May 26, 6:11 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 26, 3:54 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> unh... this when tantra starts weaving its hellish spells...
>
> > Don't forget the Mighty Tablet (or Ebook Reader) so you can read the
> > classics, such as Aesop's Stories. The Bible is not welcome there. I
> > don't know, the good life and the Bible don't mix.
>
> well, you know... i have done a lot of ebooking in my time...
> certainly the only chance i would have of even seeing those elite
> prizes and hoarded treasures... but in the end... there is still
> nothing like actually hold a hard cover paper book and flipping pages
> manually...
>
> > Think about it, and you'll see everybody's equal at the beach.
> > Actually if you have all the dough --the SUV and the motorboat that
> > goes with it-- but have a belly, natural selection may not favor you.
> > It means the girls won't select you and rather go with the guy on the
> > flip flops.
>
> everyone is equal at the beach? good god man... where is that beach?
>
> > I haven't hit the beach for a while. I wished I could go at night but
> > the many hobos/junkies populating the area may make it a bit
> > dangerous. In the day time I don't like the crowds taking a suntan,
> > what a bourgeois pursuit. The nudist beach has a more select crowd and
> > perfect equality so to speak. Well, size doesn't matter.
>
> yes it does but it is time to fess up and admit that that chick's
> pussy is obscenely fucking huge...
>
> > However it takes a bicycle to get there.
>
> pedal power... hamster on a wheel... whatever it takes monkey... good
> work... you caught up all on your own so... i guess... you can jump on
> my shoulder for the rest of the ride...
>
> Lucifer
Well, I thought you would question my visits to the nudist beach, but
I'm glad you didn't. Anyway, you'll notice the Bible's subliminal
messages about nudity. If Eve hadn't fucked up, we would all live in a
nudist world. It all means wearing clothes is a sign of shame and sin.
Few people follow the Bible literally, or even care to give it a
thought, but smart people may see some incongruities in it due to the
many people who wrote on it, and who never visited a nudist camp for
the most part. I think there are better people there than in the
average congregation. And that's because they are not hiding
anything.
> On May 26, 3:54 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
>
> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> unh... this when tantra starts weaving its hellish spells...
>
> > Don't forget the Mighty Tablet (or Ebook Reader) so you can read the
> > classics, such as Aesop's Stories. The Bible is not welcome there. I
> > don't know, the good life and the Bible don't mix.
>
> well, you know... i have done a lot of ebooking in my time...
> certainly the only chance i would have of even seeing those elite
> prizes and hoarded treasures... but in the end... there is still
> nothing like actually hold a hard cover paper book and flipping pages
> manually...
>
> > Think about it, and you'll see everybody's equal at the beach.
> > Actually if you have all the dough --the SUV and the motorboat that
> > goes with it-- but have a belly, natural selection may not favor you.
> > It means the girls won't select you and rather go with the guy on the
> > flip flops.
>
> everyone is equal at the beach? good god man... where is that beach?
>
> > I haven't hit the beach for a while. I wished I could go at night but
> > the many hobos/junkies populating the area may make it a bit
> > dangerous. In the day time I don't like the crowds taking a suntan,
> > what a bourgeois pursuit. The nudist beach has a more select crowd and
> > perfect equality so to speak. Well, size doesn't matter.
>
> yes it does but it is time to fess up and admit that that chick's
> pussy is obscenely fucking huge...
>
> > However it takes a bicycle to get there.
>
> pedal power... hamster on a wheel... whatever it takes monkey... good
> work... you caught up all on your own so... i guess... you can jump on
> my shoulder for the rest of the ride...
>
> Lucifer
Well, I thought you would question my visits to the nudist beach, but
I'm glad you didn't. Anyway, you'll notice the Bible's subliminal
messages about nudity. If Eve hadn't fucked up, we would all live in a
nudist world. It all means wearing clothes is a sign of shame and sin.
Few people follow the Bible literally, or even care to give it a
thought, but smart people may see some incongruities in it due to the
many people who wrote on it, and who never visited a nudist camp for
the most part. I think there are better people there than in the
average congregation. And that's because they are not hiding
anything.
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 26, 2013, 8:02:55 PM5/26/13
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On May 26, 7:29 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
> Le 5/27/2013 1:07 AM, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> Philosopher a crit :
> Dissimulating a hard-on in a nudist colony is a necessity sometimes
> not to appear to be too agressive in one's sexual interest in front of
> attractive members of the community. It's a very real concern
> if one is at all sensitive to the predatory aspects of sexuality even
> when all seems to have been defused because of the social compact agreed
> upon between members of a nudist colony.
>
> Believe me, hard-ons are hard to dissimulate. I have personally
> greatly suffered from the condition. Only when I saw my best friend
> easily take care of the problem did it disappear for me : always
> carry an open book. Walking with an open book held in front of
> male genitalia is not unseemly, and in fact it casts a romantic aura
> to the scene as concern especially sensitive and sentimental women.
I think there two types of nudists: Some go for the socialization/
predation and some go for themselves. I find it extremely practical
not to ruin my bicycle with shorts dripping sea water. The nudist
community also takes better care of my belongings left behind, unlike
the regular beach where everyone is out for themselves.
The idea of the book is great though and it seems to me the Bible can
be an excellent cover.
> Le 5/27/2013 1:07 AM, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> Philosopher a crit :
> not to appear to be too agressive in one's sexual interest in front of
> attractive members of the community. It's a very real concern
> if one is at all sensitive to the predatory aspects of sexuality even
> when all seems to have been defused because of the social compact agreed
> upon between members of a nudist colony.
>
> Believe me, hard-ons are hard to dissimulate. I have personally
> greatly suffered from the condition. Only when I saw my best friend
> easily take care of the problem did it disappear for me : always
> carry an open book. Walking with an open book held in front of
> male genitalia is not unseemly, and in fact it casts a romantic aura
> to the scene as concern especially sensitive and sentimental women.
I think there two types of nudists: Some go for the socialization/
predation and some go for themselves. I find it extremely practical
not to ruin my bicycle with shorts dripping sea water. The nudist
community also takes better care of my belongings left behind, unlike
the regular beach where everyone is out for themselves.
The idea of the book is great though and it seems to me the Bible can
be an excellent cover.
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 27, 2013, 12:15:02 PM5/27/13
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On May 26, 11:58 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
> nudity in my sexual heated prime... you would think you would be a
> walking totem pole but it just wasn't the case... even when i first
> woke up and thought i had died and gone to heaven... perhaps a product
> of over stimulation... beauty sure... but there was a fair portion
> of... other sorts of body types... nothing sexual... odd i think...
> the only thing truly perverted about it... is in the perverse minds of
> those puritans who can only imagine what it is like and what is going
> on... in fact, even in my "private times"... it was never even a
> fantasy... took a lot of heat but i am glad i did it...
>
> Lucifer
You guys have failed to observe what to us, philosophers, is an
obvious conclusion. Many people at the nudist beach --or any beach for
that matter-- are awfully fat, sometimes grotesque, as a product of
life in "civilization." The sedentary life is a taking toll among us
and we even lose our beloved erection as a result.
Hey, not my case --maybe because I'm chosen by the gods-- but that's
the way it out there.
> On May 26, 5:29 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
> > Dissimulating a hard-on in a nudist colony is a necessity sometimes
>
> you know... that was a strange thing about it... with the overload of
>
> > Dissimulating a hard-on in a nudist colony is a necessity sometimes
>
> nudity in my sexual heated prime... you would think you would be a
> walking totem pole but it just wasn't the case... even when i first
> woke up and thought i had died and gone to heaven... perhaps a product
> of over stimulation... beauty sure... but there was a fair portion
> of... other sorts of body types... nothing sexual... odd i think...
> the only thing truly perverted about it... is in the perverse minds of
> those puritans who can only imagine what it is like and what is going
> on... in fact, even in my "private times"... it was never even a
> fantasy... took a lot of heat but i am glad i did it...
>
> Lucifer
You guys have failed to observe what to us, philosophers, is an
obvious conclusion. Many people at the nudist beach --or any beach for
that matter-- are awfully fat, sometimes grotesque, as a product of
life in "civilization." The sedentary life is a taking toll among us
and we even lose our beloved erection as a result.
Hey, not my case --maybe because I'm chosen by the gods-- but that's
the way it out there.
ltl...@hotmail.com
May 27, 2013, 12:42:28 PM5/27/13
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On May 24, 4:56 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
Nah, God favors human. Without us humans, all fauna adapted to us
will
disappear from most places too. "The seemingly invincible
cockroaches,
a tropical import, long ago froze in unheated apartment buildings,
Without
garbage, rats starves or become lunches of raptors nesting in burnt-
out sky
scrapers." (THE WORLD ＷＩＴＨＯＵＴ ＵＳ．）
will
disappear from most places too. "The seemingly invincible
cockroaches,
a tropical import, long ago froze in unheated apartment buildings,
Without
garbage, rats starves or become lunches of raptors nesting in burnt-
out sky
scrapers." (THE WORLD ＷＩＴＨＯＵＴ ＵＳ．）
rst0
May 27, 2013, 12:50:58 PM5/27/13
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and they will continue to live long after human beings disappeared.
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 27, 2013, 1:24:35 PM5/27/13
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On May 27, 12:53 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
> Le 5/27/2013 5:55 PM, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> Philosopher a crit :
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> Bodies are to faces what tadpoles' tails are to their heads, things that
> wiggle and wag, propelling the soul through the physical universe.
> They are jettisoned, soon enough.
>
> But faces.. All of a soul's residual karmic charges and seeds are
> planted and flourish therefrom. Watch and learn. All of life is
> written therein, most often unbeknownst to the face's proprietor.
I don't agree. Hellenistic bodies are the result of continuous
activity. If I were able to ride a bike to the nudist beach my
physique would be even more impressive.
(I have a high opinion of myself)
I don't like cultivating the body as in gym training, but I want my
body be subject to the rigors of life (meaning walking, bicycling,
swimming). Remember I praise the "hunter gatherer" lifestyle. Hunting
is no longer practical, so something must take its place.
We are more like goats than sheep, as the Christians believe.
> Le 5/27/2013 5:55 PM, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> Philosopher a crit :
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> > On May 26, 11:58 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> On May 26, 5:29 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Dissimulating a hard-on in a nudist colony is a necessity sometimes
>
> >> you know... that was a strange thing about it... with the overload of
> >> nudity in my sexual heated prime... you would think you would be a
> >> walking totem pole but it just wasn't the case... even when i first
> >> woke up and thought i had died and gone to heaven... perhaps a product
> >> of over stimulation... beauty sure... but there was a fair portion
> >> of... other sorts of body types... nothing sexual... odd i think...
> >> the only thing truly perverted about it... is in the perverse minds of
> >> those puritans who can only imagine what it is like and what is going
> >> on... in fact, even in my "private times"... it was never even a
> >> fantasy... took a lot of heat but i am glad i did it...
>
> >> Lucifer
>
> > You guys have failed to observe what to us, philosophers, is an
> > obvious conclusion. Many people at the nudist beach --or any beach for
> > that matter-- are awfully fat, sometimes grotesque, as a product of
> > life in "civilization." The sedentary life is taking toll among us and
> >> On May 26, 5:29 pm, liaM <cud...@mindless.com> wrote:
>
> >>> Dissimulating a hard-on in a nudist colony is a necessity sometimes
>
> >> you know... that was a strange thing about it... with the overload of
> >> nudity in my sexual heated prime... you would think you would be a
> >> walking totem pole but it just wasn't the case... even when i first
> >> woke up and thought i had died and gone to heaven... perhaps a product
> >> of over stimulation... beauty sure... but there was a fair portion
> >> of... other sorts of body types... nothing sexual... odd i think...
> >> the only thing truly perverted about it... is in the perverse minds of
> >> those puritans who can only imagine what it is like and what is going
> >> on... in fact, even in my "private times"... it was never even a
> >> fantasy... took a lot of heat but i am glad i did it...
>
> >> Lucifer
>
> > You guys have failed to observe what to us, philosophers, is an
> > obvious conclusion. Many people at the nudist beach --or any beach for
> > that matter-- are awfully fat, sometimes grotesque, as a product of
> > we even lose our beloved erection as a result.
>
> > Hey, not my case --maybe because I'm chosen by the gods-- but that's
> > the way it out there.
>
> Faces are what reveal what is beautiful and what is ugly, Monkey..
>
> > Hey, not my case --maybe because I'm chosen by the gods-- but that's
> > the way it out there.
>
>
> Bodies are to faces what tadpoles' tails are to their heads, things that
> wiggle and wag, propelling the soul through the physical universe.
> They are jettisoned, soon enough.
>
> But faces.. All of a soul's residual karmic charges and seeds are
> planted and flourish therefrom. Watch and learn. All of life is
> written therein, most often unbeknownst to the face's proprietor.
I don't agree. Hellenistic bodies are the result of continuous
activity. If I were able to ride a bike to the nudist beach my
physique would be even more impressive.
(I have a high opinion of myself)
I don't like cultivating the body as in gym training, but I want my
body be subject to the rigors of life (meaning walking, bicycling,
swimming). Remember I praise the "hunter gatherer" lifestyle. Hunting
is no longer practical, so something must take its place.
We are more like goats than sheep, as the Christians believe.
His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 27, 2013, 1:26:27 PM5/27/13
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But they will adapt and survive once our own stupidity makes us go
extinct.
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