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Surely a good way would be to get all episodes of 'Minder' together.
I remember a few, eg,
Dog (and bone): phone
Plates (of meat): feet
Boat (race): face
North-and-South: mouth
Jam jar: car
Tea leaf (heard this on 'Alas Smith and Jones'): Thief
and, of course, the infamous Bristols. A few will probably come back
to me later. Could someone please explain the origins of 'monkey'
and 'pony', and how much money they represent?
David McAnally
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Another one just did come back to me:
Sky (rocket): pocket (Heard this one in the same Smith and Jones
sketch)
I was just thinking: I remember an episode of 'Minder' where Arfur says to
Terry: "I come here and find a comely Richard in a well known bird bandit's
flat." How did 'Richard' come to mean 'bird' or girl? Typing 'bird' makes
me wonder: how did "bird" and "porridge" come to mean a prison sentence?
How did "He's got form" come to mean "He's got a (prison) record"?
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
Villager: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
[ examples of rhyming slang deleted ]
|> and, of course, the infamous Bristols.
While we're on body parts don't forget "hampton" (as in Hampton Wick, Surrey)
Gives a whole new meaning to "Hampton Court" (ouch!)
John Slater
Sun Microsystems, Gatwick Office
My husband is a Londoner, albeit from Hampstead, but he offers these
selections:
Whistle and Flute: Suit
Apple and Pears: Stairs
Plates of Meat: Feet
Borasic Lint: Skint
Elephant's Trunk: Drunk
Brahms and Liszt: Pissed
Gold Watch: Scotch
Cobbler's Awls: Balls
Hampstead Heath: Teeth
Mindy Wallis
Institute for the Learning Sciences
Northwestern University
wal...@aristotle.ils.nwu.edu
Richard III ... bird ?
> how did "bird" and "porridge" come to mean a prison sentence?
jail-bird, or bird in a cage? Porridge refers to the traditional breakfast.
> How did "He's got form" come to mean "He's got a (prison) record"?
By analogy to a race-horse's form (track record)?
Chris
I thought that a 'Richard' went thus...
Richard --> Richard the Third --> turd
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> Dog (and bone): phone
> Plates (of meat): feet
> Boat (race): face
> North-and-South: mouth
> Jam jar: car
> Tea leaf (heard this on 'Alas Smith and Jones'): Thief
>
> ...Could someone please explain the origins of 'monkey'
>and 'pony', and how much money they represent?
Hmmm...not sure about 'monkey' or any connection with money, but I
always thought 'pony' was:
pony (and trap): crap
and while in a scatological vein, let's not forget:
cobbler(')s (awls): balls
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> ...How did 'Richard' come to mean 'bird' or girl?
Richard (the Third): bird!
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The serial in the first series of "The Two Ronnies" was called "Hampton
Wick", I think (Actually, I am quite positive).
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp."
King of Swamp Castle: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
How about "dunny"? I always imagined "karzee" as "kaze", short
for "kamikaze" (not sure about rhyming slang here though).
>Plates of Meat: Feet
>Borasic Lint: Skint
>Brahms and Liszt: Pissed
These four I remember from "Minder". I wonder why not the others.
Actually, I think that "skint" and pissed" are slang in their own
right. Now, where did they come from?
I am thankful at last to find out why "Borasic" means "skint".
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
Villager: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yes. I seem to remember hearing this once, but it got lost in the
dark recesses of my memory.
Thanks for the other info, too. They all look like the right explanation.
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"Well, Ah'll be hornswoggled!"
"Look, your personal habits are of no interest to us."
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A pony is 25 quid but don't ask me why. I have no idea about monkey.
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Perhaps some of the more venerable members of this group could dig out
the FAQ list made last year which covers Cockney slang, whether Jersey
is part of the UK, the Full and True Name of Britain, what is going to
happen in Hong Kong, and all et seq.
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apples and pears: stairs
Hank Marvin (singer in The Shadows (?): starvin'
and North of the Border
Corned beef: deif (deafd)
Pan breid (bread): deid (dead)
C'mon you Cockneys, give us the canonical list!
Cheers,
Ray
Richard = Richard the Third => bird (OR turd!)
porridge - maybe it comes from "stir"? "To be in stir" = "to be in prison"?
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One I've heard was Raspberry ripple (as in the ice-cream) - I think this
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I think all the others I know have already been mentioned.
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Don't think so. I've usually seen it spelled "khazi", and
suspect it derives from Her Imperial Majesty's sojourn on
the Indian subcontinent...
I was thinking: what about the expression "Ship shape and Bristol
fashion". Obviously not the same Bristol as above, so what does
'Bristol' mean, and what is its origin?
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"Allow me to elucidate."
"You do, and you clean it up yourself."
Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie: The Goodies
>Butcher's (Hook) - Look
Back on "Minder", these two were also there. I also remember an
episode of "Dempsey and Makepeace" (which was being shown HERE at
one stage, believe it or not) in which Makepeace was teaching
Dempsey rhyming slang, and I think titfer was one of them.
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
"Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp."
King of Swamp Castle: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The version I heard was that the word 'Kharzi' was picked up by British
soldiers in Africa during the Boer and Zulu wars, it being taken from the
Zulu word for toilet. Dunny, I think is an Australian word - any Aussies want
to elaborate or it?
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I give up. Just when did little Vicky go to India? I thought her
grandson (AKA George V) was the first royal to get there.
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Oh boy. Our wit is lost on these people.
Bristol CITY, okay?
Work it out from there... }8^o
Syrup (of Figs) - Wig
Daisy (Roots) - Boots
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A few odd centuries ago, Bristol was one of the major British ports
involved in trade with the 'New World'. According to Brewer's
Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, the phrase you ask about was a
reference to 'the port of Bristol's reputation for efficiency in the
days of sail'.
Has overtones of 'a place for everything and everything in its place',
'all systems go', that sort of thing.
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Same city, different meaning. It dates from the time when Bristol was a
major port and had its act together.
Then there's the French meaning of Bristol: a business card.
-David West d...@iti.org
>Daisy (Roots) - Boots
Haven't seen "Peckham (Rye) - Tie" go past yet...
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I've also heard this as Ball and Bat.
Some others:
Half inch -- pinch (steal)
China plate -- mate
Trouble and strife -- wife
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->>I think all the others I know have already been mentioned.
I'm suprised that (as far as I can see) nobody has mentioned:
Trouble (and strife) - wife
(I'm just reporting this one, OK)
Steve Austin
Pen (and Ink) - stink
"Cor Blimey - I don' 'arf Pen in 'ere"
Wasn't this one mentioned in the original post?
Thanks for the info. I'm glad someone out there had the insight to realise
what I was asking.
I KNEW that. Reread my post. I was asking about "Ship shape and Bristol
fashion". After all, I was the one who mentioned the more standard Bristols
in the _first_ place.
Seb
Wot does come from that way.
Don't say that near my wife: she'd clock you.
In the north pass rhymes with ass.
syrup (of fig) - wig
'taters (in the mold) - cold
Harry Lime - time
Currant bun - sun
Khyber (pass) - ass (pronounced arse, of course)
Barnet (fair) - hair
Jam jar - car
Oily rag - fag (cigarette)
North and South - mouth
Berk(eley Hunt) - c**t (calling someone a berk is a bit more
offensive than most people realize!)
titfer (short for tit-for-tat) - hat
half-inch - pinch (steal)
That's about exhausted my memory on the subject!
I don't know of any recent gulf imports, but you neglected another great
source of army slang - the Egyptian and general Arabic influence from the
second world war. Just one example (from the last life of this thread):
"shufti bint", which was exquisitely translated to "check out the babe".
Does this explain both 'shufti' and 'bint' (as in "I mean, if I went around
sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a
scimitar at me they'd put me away!" -- Dennis, 'Monty Python and the Holy
Grail')?
David McAnally
kurims.kurims.kyoto-u.ac.jp
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of the Film of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The word for the brown drink seems to be more or less the
same in ANY language - char tchai tsai tea etc etc
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It is not usually polite to use both words in the same sentence - khaki
char is normally a result of a sad domestic accident that ought not to
be raised in polite society.
Peter Brooks
This one was mentioned in the big listing, but not with the meaning
I've always heard associated with it:
Khyber Pass -- Arse
(Apologies to the delicate of constitution. (-: )
Berk - Berkshire Hunt - (use your imagination)
And folk think it's such a *mild* expression!
Peter
}Sherman Tank - Bank
Another one I haven't seen here yet:
Barclay's Bank -- wank (masturbate)
Diverting slightly my favorite collective noun is a wunch of bankers. Come in
reverend spooner your time is up.
Trev
and of course:
merchant banker - wanker
I've also heard Sherman (and Chieftain) used to mean "wank". Context
should just about enable one to work out which meaning applies.
}Diverting slightly my favorite collective noun is a wunch of bankers. ...
Thanks, I'll remember that one. (-:
My favorite is the collective noun for "senior COBOL programmer":
A _load_ of old COBOLers.
(Apologies to Stan Kelley-Bootle. That comes from _The Devil's DP
Dictionary_).
My favorite collective is that for "senior COBOL programmer":
A _load_ of old COBOLers.
(Apologies to Stan Kelley-Bootle. That comes from _The Devil's DP
Dictionary_).
Ah, Stan Kelley-Bootle. The name alone defines a small corner of British
Culture. He has a column in one of the American Computer Monthlies --- can
someone remind me which one? Is it Dr. Dobbs? SKB is a knowledgeable and
stylish old fart whose work is a beacon in an otherwise dreary discipline.
Fido
> The word for the brown drink seems to be more or less the
> same in ANY language - char tchai tsai tea etc etc
.. Where I come from they used to call the brown drink
Newcastle Brown Ale!.
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