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May 5, 2012, 10:09:02 PM5/5/12
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Billo Reilly is shocked to learn that the Confidential
Memo he ate Tuesday is now jeopardizing the Fox
News' "motto" of being fair and balanced.
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If you often wondered why Ed Conrad hasn't yet appeared
on The Bill O'Reilly or Sean "Ins" Hannity Shows on Fox
News, you'll finally find out why.
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This memo -- marked CONFIDENTIAL -- was found earlier
this week by a plumber among other stinky stuff blocking
a toilet in the TV Anchors' Rest Room at its headquarters
in New York City.
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< MEMO FROM RUPPERT MURDOCH
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May 1, 2012
Yes, BillO and Ins, I agree that putting Ed Conrad on your
shows discussing his mind-boggling discovery of petrified
human remains between coal veins would attract more
viewers than we could shake a stick at.
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However, we've got to protect our ass. There's no way
we can take a chance and let Ed Conrad reach the masses.
Hell, the Smithsonian would never talk to us again because
we both know it would destroy the monumental hoax
of the Theory of Man's Evolution.
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Get rid of Ed Conrad any way you can. You -- and ME,
chairman of Fox News Television -- both know we can't
give him air time so he can expose the Scientific
Establishment as a phony, which we both know it is.
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Tell the Ignorant Bastard we're booked solid with guests
until at least Thanksgiving. TELL HIM ANYTHING.
Just get rid of him.
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Meanwhile, stick to your regular line-up of bullshit artists,
politicians who speak out of both sides of their mouth,
and sports heroes and Hollywood celebrities who've
recently been arrested.
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We absolutely, positively CAN'T ALLOW Ed Conrad
to broadcast his message worldwide. Hell, if we did, I'm
pretty sure even The Pope would be mad at us.
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< -- Rup (initialed)
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P.S. BillO and Ins, make damn sure you eat this memo
after you've read it or, better still, flush it down the commode.
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EVOLUTION OF MAN: THE GREATEST
CONSPIRACY IN THE HISTORY OF HISTORY
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Conspiracy against truth? Hell, you ain't heard nothinG yet.
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Total deceit. Total deception. A full-fledged conspiracy by
the Scientific Establishment supposedly entrusted to provide
honest answers to legitimate questions about our origin and
ancestry.
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What a freakin' joke! They're phonier than a $4 bill.
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One of these days you'll learn much more about the criminal
way they conduct business when their vested interests are
threatened . . . tampering with physical evidence, providing
fraudulent test results,
avoiding honest research like the plague and -- last but not
least -- assassinating the character and integrity of the discoverer.
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Here, then, for probably the zillionth time, are photos of just
some of he petrified fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- that Ed
Conrad discovered between anthracite coal veins, meaning
MAN INDEED IS AS OLD AS COAL.
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State-of-the art scientific testing has proven that these
are NEITHER rocks nor concretions, as the Smithsonian
"experts" and their fellow pseudo-scientists have long
ishonestly maintained.
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I might add that you'll find none of these coal-age fossils
on display at the Smithsonian (unless, perhaps, you sneak
into its lower, lower basement where some say physical
evidence of man's coal-age presence on earth supposedly
is buried forever).
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< MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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< Maestro, Strike Up the Band!
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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< FIRST, HOWEVER, CRIME IN RHYME
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"Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."

< -- Ed Conrad
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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(Strata dated Carboniferous geologically -- 280 million years)
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist
and human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton
In Forensic Medicine"
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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< MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
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A TIBIA . . .
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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PORTION OF A DINOSAUR FOOT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z3dino.jpg
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PORTION OF A GIANT PREHISTORIC SCORPION
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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VERY FIRST DISCOVERY -- LARGE ANIMAL SKULL
(teeth found in the jaw-like area)
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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TODAY'S BONUS
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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