Prem, parashona o Bangalar Tarunira

[Erol Fikrig]

Indranil bAbur pratham lekhAtA besh upobhog kore chhilAm, aboshyo
byango-koutuk hisebe. Taruni-der uddeshye hAlkA rasikatA (friendly
female-bashing!), AshA chhilo bhAlo kichhu saras uttar Asbe tauni-der
taraf theke. Jodiyo utor-chApAn o shuru hoyechhe jathAriti (SramanA ebong
onyerA), Kintoo ekhon Indranil-er dwitio lekhA tA dekhe bujhte pArchhi
AmAr Bhool, ooni satyoi bAngAli meye-der janya dooschintAgrasta. TAi
chintA door korAr janya kichhu uttar debAr prochestA. Asole oonar lekhA
dooto AbAr porte bhAlo lAgchhe, tAi ApnAder-keo dole tAnchhi!

Subrata

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Ist posting:
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From: dgu...@buphy.bu.edu (Indranil DasGupta)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.bengali
Subject: Prem, porashona o banglar tarunira

Ki hoyeche amader meyeder?

---Khub bhalo hoyechhe tAder, besh egiyechhe tArA ei koi bachhare.

Jakei dekhi shei prem korche. Orthatt ar kichui korche na. Na porashona,
na kheladhulo, na ghorer kaj. Bangali meyeder hoyeche-ta ki?

---Ki boochhen ki? Gechhen samprati kono college/vishwa vidyAlay-er
corridor-e? Dekhben shudhu-i meye, Chheleder tiki o kh(n)uje pAben nA.
National sports team-e bAnglA-ke represent kare meye-rAi. Aar ApnAr
dhAranA gharer kAj chhelerA kare bujhhi?

Othocho bish tirish bochor aageo erokom chilo na. Prem kora chilo
brohmo-hotyar moto paap. Jibonanondo dasher amole to co-ed college-e
`perem' kothata bolle shikkhoker chaakri jeto. Shei oitihashik
bangladeshe aj erokom hochche kano keu bolte paren?

---Kichhu lok chirokAl meyeder-ke jor kore hAter pootool kore rAkhte
cheyechhilo bole!

Cheleder kotha chere dilaam,

---Keno?

Robindronath tader barota bajiye diye
gechen. Prithibir ar kono desher purush mihi golay gola knapiye kobita
path kore? Ar take bole abbritti? cho cho...

---Debdulal Bandopadhyay, Partha Ghosh -- e(n)ther mihi golA? Ami bhAbtAm
Abritti-r samajhdAr howA sab theke sahoj, ekhon dekhchhi setA o bhool!

Bangali cheler exercise holo `carrum', samajik jibon holo onno cheleder
shathe adda. Tader shahityo kono bNarujje barir rugno meyeke uddesshsho
kore lekha dusho prempottro.

---Ramkrishno Mission-er mahArAj-der lecture sunchhi mone hochchhe!

Shubhash babu more bNechechen. Ei dolbol niye tini desh chalaten ki kore?

---Jyoti bAbur moto-i!

Cheleder kotha chere dilaam. Tara thekeo nei. Tara bartho premer dukkho
buke niye abritti korte korte khoye jak. Apod jabe.

---Sotti !!!

Kintu meyera? Era to erokom chilo na? Era na akdin chelepuler ma hobe?
Ki shekhabe tader?

---TAder bAbA o mAyerA jA shikhiyechhe tAder!

Amar ma-er juger mohilader dekhechi, nijer oddhikar lore nite. Prem frem
niye takhon keu matha ghamato na. Ashol kothata janto shobai, prem akta
nesha, ar neshureder diye kobe kono kajer kaj hoyeche ?

---Ki kore dekhlen mAyer juger mohilAder ? Jakhan odhikAr bujhte
shikhechhen tAro 20 bochhor Agekar ghatanA dekhlen ki kore?

Othocho akhon dekhun, ghore ghore prem. Chithi chalachali. Schooler
meyera schooler cheleder boka boka chithi shojotne rekhe dichche.
Jobab-o dichche. Sharadin janlar dhare boshe ki shob bhabche. Akta chele
phel tel kore kete galo to arekta eshe pore.

---DAdA eto kichhoo jAnlen ki kore?

Ei to amar shalika.
Katokore bojhalam prem tem na korte, bhebechinte amrai patro jogar kore
debo akhon. Shunlo amar kotha? Thak ar bollam na.

---ByathA tA kothay bujhte pArchhi!

Jiggesh korun apnar porichito kono bangali taruni-ke she prem korche ki
na? Na bolle miththe bolche.

---Apni to uttor dhore-i niyechhen, tAder uttore ki Ase jAi?

Pore jante parben parar ak gomf na otha
chokra take berate niye jai. Jiggesh korun onker shahoj akta prosno.
Bolbe onko amar bhalo lage na. Besh to, itihash? Tumi baddo boring dada.
Tahole ki niye prosno korle tumi interest pabe madam? Cinema?
Mr. Ray-er kota chobi dekhecho? Utttor: Mr. noy Ms.Ray balo. Debosreer
shob chobi dekhechi. Tarpor apni chup kkaron debosreer hoyto kono
chobi-i apnar dekha nei.

---AmAr byektigoto obhigg(n)atA kintoo oolto, meye-rA anek beshi serious.

Tapash Pal-ke amar onurodh: ar baje chobi korben na. Bangali meyeder
bNachan. Bangali cheledder bNachan. Apnar oi lomba chool, nadush nudush
bHNuri emnitei akta bikreeto sex symbol hoye gache. Erpor jodi bagane
giye chokher jol phelte phelte bangla gazal gaite thaken tahole tarun
tarunider upor er ki probhab porbe bhebe buk kNepe uthche na?

---TApas PAl-i (ebong parichAlak ra) ekhon AmAder rokkha kartA!

Ar apnader chobir galpo ki? Shei Prem. Prem, bhalobasha, ghanghanani,
chokher jol, kanna boudi, shashuri-ke galagal...ei shekhachchen apnara
choto choto meyeder? Hoy tara chul khule diye bagane boshe prem korbe
noy tara chul khule diye khate mukh gNuje pHNupiye pHNupiye kNaadbe?
chchee chchee .... ei hobe porer projonmer bangali nari?

---Sab kichhoo-i opposite: Shaaron Stone-er oi famous character-er mato
(film-tAr nAm mone porchhe nA) hole bhAlo hobe ki?

Ashun amra amader kartobbo tuku kori. Tarunider bhalobashar haath theke
bNachai. Kajer dike lagai shei mon. Shahoj kothay jodi na mane IMO du
akta thappor-e kono dosh nei. KKothin oshukher oshudhd ki shobshomoy
mishti hoy?

---Prem nA korA didi-rA dAdA-ra ki desh uddhAr korechhen tA pramAn korAr
par thAppar mArte Asben!

Ebong aashun amra ei minmine kobi ar panpane Robindrosangeet-er gayokder
boithokkhana theke dur kore di. Ashun ei Notun bangla chitrotarokader
boycott kori (jatodin na tara bHNuri komay, chul cHNaate, ebong
maanusher moto chehara niye porday aashe).

---TAhole sobAi-ke Ramakrishna mission-e poor-te hobe!

Aha-ha she chilen Bimol Roy. Ki chobi-i na banaten. Kamal Bosu-o chole
gelen. Bhalora keui roilen na. Jato shob abatkurar dol akhon!

---Sei thAkur-dAr jug je kobe chhole gechhe!

Onek boklaam. Mukh shukiye gache. Uthe pori.

-- Khoob bhAlo!
Indranil.

PREM IS A SHAME.
Lame excuse for the tame!

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2nd Posting
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From: dgu...@buphy.bu.edu (Indranil DasGupta)
Newsgroups: soc.culture.bengali
Subject: Re: Prem, porashona o banglar tarunira
Date: 31 Oct 1994 22:08:34 GMT
Organization: Boston University Physics Department
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Ei shutre kichu kichu e-mail peyechi. Alada alada kore uttor na diye
ekhanei ja bolar bole dichchi. Asha kori shob prosner jobab paoa jabe.
Akjon amar boyosh jante cheyechen. TNake nirash korte badhdho hochchi.
Karon bayosh bola amar bou-er baron.

---Boudi ke AmAr sashraddha pranAm, tini ki jAnen Apni ekhAne mookh khoolechhen?

Prem ba bangali tarunira, karor upor-i amar kono jonmogato akrosh nei.
Ami shudhu prem vs porashonar (ba onno kajer kaj) point-tar proti
apnader drishti akorshon korar cheshta korechi. Akjon bangali taruni
ojon tolay bishsho record korlei shob bangali tarunir prem-rugnotar dosh
kate na. Dekhte hobe odhikangsho ki korche?

---AmAr prashno, Apnar ShyalikA chhArA Aar kojon taruni-ke Apni chenen.
Besir bhAg taruni-i prayojonio jA karAr tA korchhen, tAr sathe sathe
jibone prem ele tAo korchhen, Ager juger moto bhoy peye pichhiye jachchhen
nA.

Mota muti bhabe durokom protibad shunlaam ami. Ak: Prem chchara
bangladesh-e ar korar moto kichu nei. Dui: Ajkalkar Bangali tarunira
onnoder tulonay beshi prem korche na.

Prothom protibaader protibaade amar kichu bolar nei.

Kartobyobodh, nishtha eishob shekhate cheyechilen Bibekanando.
Ramkrisnobabu, Sharoda-ma ar norenbabu-r chchobi to dekhi ghare ghare.
Othocho kajer dayityo shudhu Mission-er Shonnashi-der. Bangali,
shongshari, manush, dosh jaygay chNok chNok korbe, pNachbar durnibar
prem-e bartho hoye depression-e bhugbe ebong tarpor ekti oirokom-i, kaj
na korei kahil, premjeerna jubotike biye kore aro kichu shasthoheen
chchanaponar janok hobe. Tarpor abar shei purono cycle.
Robindroshongeet, deeghay picnic, belur mothe giye dikhkhar khatay naam
lekhano, kundu travel-er shoujonne tirthobhromon.
Sharajibon jubotir bedango-bible pore aj bangali purush darshonik hoye
jay. Ei to chai, kanona ei chaitonyo-deb-er deshe er che bhalo ar kichui
korar nei!

---Oboshyoi! Ram Krishna Mission/Sarada Mission-e nAm likhiye brambha
charjo (!) pAlan korA.

Prothom protibaader protibaade tai shudhijon, amar kichu bolar nei.
Ebar dui nombor. Sambit shat-er dashoker kotha tuleche. Ja boleche sheta
onektai thik. Banglar ghore ghore prem-er virus shonkramito koren bangla
cinemar shei akomebadwitiom juti Shuchitra-Uttom. Equally doshi holen
takhonkar bangla chitroporichalokera. Kintu, tobu, shat-er dashoke
tarunider matha kharap hobar tatota shomoy chilo na. Kolkatar kothai
dhora jak. Opar banglar udbastu poribarguli takhon poschimbanglay
ektu ektu dNarabar jayga peye gache. Tader meyera onekei chakrir
shondhane jubokder shathe palla diye choti chNirche. Chakri pete pete,
ebong chhchoto bhai boneder maanush korte kortei tader joubon kabar.
Amar chena shomosto purbobonger meyder takhon biye hoy tirisher pore.
Amar ak oti nikot attiyer bhashay: eder shobar-i distressed marriage.
Shudhu marriage-i noy, ami mone kori eder puro shoishob-jouban-tai chilo
distressed. Suchitra Sen-ke eershar chokhe dekhleo, tNar prodorshito
pothe pa baranor kotha eder pokhkhe bhabao oshombhob chilo.

Onnodike, epar banglar beshir bhag meyer takhono sholo-shotero bachor
boyeshe biye hoy. Biye holo prem-er mokhkhom ebong obbortho daoai.
Shutorang, shat-shottor-er meyera matric pash korar pore, ebong biye
hoye jabar ager ei bipojjonok oboshor-ta hathe pay ni.

---Dhanyabad, motAmooti bhAlo bishleshan.

Ar akhon? Akhon to Mofussil shohor-guloteo Anandalok pouNche jay.
Prochur meye matric debar pore barite boshe mota hoy ba college-e dhuke
pore. Kuri baisher age biye debar pala-o uthe jaache. Eishob meyeder
shonkramok rogjeebanur hath theke bNachabe ke?

---Asal kAron holo chAkri othobA kAjer obhAb, tAi biye o hoi deri kore; Ar
jubak-jubati-der hAte samay thAkle o tArA jodi prem nA kore tobe to se tA
khoob-i abnormal! Apni jodi deshe kAj/chAkri toiri korte pAren, tobe Apnar
tothAkothito sab rog door hohe jAbe.

Era college-e jabar naam kore Kaludar shathe cinemay jay, moydane kete
pore. Era onko shekhe victoriar mathe, biology shekhe nicco parke-er
jhope. Era shudhu nijer shomoy nashto kore na, arekti shombhabonamoy
tarunke tene niye jay dhongsher pothe. Eishob nicco park fark to age
chilo na. Akhon eshob banabar ki dorkar chilo? Amra, barora, eder thik
pothe pherabar cheshta na kore barong aro prosroy dichchi. dhik !

---DAdA khoob-i rege Achhen dekhchhi, jodi-o mukhe bolchhen kAro-r oopar
Apnar rAg nei!

Shudhijon bhabun. Ki kore ei ujjol chelemeyeder amra bibekanando ba
madam curie banate pari. Down with Nicco park. Ashun nicco park jaliye
diye amra ekti roshayon-er gobeshonagar banai. Park thaklei tarun
tarunira shadhona theke bichchuto hobe.

---Pooro poori Ramkrishna Mission -er broto ebong lakhya!

Ashun amra poroshporer bhai-bon-der, chelemeyeder upor najor rakhi.
Ashun, lukiye tader chithi o kobitar khata pori. Ashun protiti paray
gore tuli citizens' committee against prem.AmAmader shokoler milito
procheshtay ei bangladesh kormider desh, shadhokder desh hoye uthuk.

---AmAr ete kono Apatti nei, khoob-i bhAlo hoi tA hole! Porer prem patro
porte besh mojA lAge! Citizens' committee against Prem hole pArAr
chheleder soojog ektoo barbe boi kombe na-- ebong onek rasAlo goojab and
goppo protyek din jAnA jAbe!

Joy bangla !

--PremikA-der kAlo hAth --Bhenge dAo, g(n)ooriye dAo!

Indranil.

--Subrata