Lokjon (Sambit, Apra, Samir-da bishesh kore) nishchoi bhabchhe/bhabchhen
je ei byeta IDG dhukechhe ghotider aro gal debar jonye. Pre-emptive
measure hishbebe thread-er naam-e ghoti kothatai rakhini. Gal jodi di-i
to bangalder-i debo.
Ugroponnthi ghotira majhe majhe bole thaken je Bangal naki manush
noy. Tar jobabe bangal-der gotanugotik protikriya holo hatuDi, mugur,
goda, hater kachhe ojondar ja pao tai tule niye shalader matha phatiye
dao. Erokom matha gorom jat tarpor shotyi-i nijeke manush bole dabi kore
ki kore sheta-i ekta bismoy! Amra jodi shobhyo, shuruchipurno hote chai
tahole matha nichu kore bolbo - HNya, amra manush noi.
Ghotider doshadi thakte pare. Kintu amra odhomer-o odhom. Bohu dik diye
amra ghotider shomokokhkho noi. Er probhuto example deoa jete
pare. Aj-ke bangal-der shongshkriti, culture-goto vulgarity-r ekta
udahoron diye iti korbo.
Bangal-ra bostuto vulgar jat. Ashoishob vulgar kotha bolle, vulgar
achoron korle pore boDo hoyeo
nongra, oporishkar bak-srotro niye behaya-r moto bNeche thakar obhyesh
hoye jay. Tulanamulok udahoron dichchi. Amar shoshuDbaDi holo shotokora
akhsobhag ghoti. TNader baDite kono bachcha meye-ke ghum paDabar shomoy
boDora erokom ekta gan geye thaken:
Tinkurani phoDphoDani tNetul-gachhe basha
Tinku-r ma khete day ni tai to amon dosha ||
Shishuder moner upojogi, nishpap, ruchibonto chhoDa! Er beshi ar ki
bolbo?
Er shonge tulona kora jak amar mama-baDir. PNaD o pashondo aksho-ak
bhag bangal. Shekhane amar mamato dada chhotobela nijei nijeke ghum
paDachhe erokom ekta chhoDa kete (ami shunchhi):
Tutu boDo bhalo chhele nun diye khay luchi
Kopat kore gile phele Honumaner ***** ||
Akhono ei chhoDar shur kane lege achhe bole dukan klinno, nongra mone
hoy. Ekhanei ajker moto I rest my case.
Bangal manush kina sheta boDo prosno noy, ashun amra brihottoro
prosno-take niye bhabi.
Bangal ki manush hote parbe?
IDG
>tahole matha nichu kore bolbo - HNya, amra manush noi.
To paraphrase a Moheener GhoRaguli song from their recent album:
ami kemne manush hoi?
amar manush hobar sadh jage,
ami manush hote pari ne --
ami je sadh-ahlad chhaRi ne |
mor deergho-shwas akashe meshe,
chheRe jay amaare,
ki jani kiser obhimane |
-Sayan,
who thinks that human is as human does :-)
AApni ai lekhar kono follow up korben na| Korleo ami kono uttor debo
na| AApni keno ghoti-bangal niye eto chintito tar rohoshyo amar jana|
Bhoi ney faNsh korbo na| Ami aapnar doley| Lege thakun|Nimojjito hoye
jaan| Aapnar safolyo ashbey|Amar kono sahajyo lagle bolte didha korben
na|
************************************************************************
IDG:
Maap korben|Kichu na bole parlaam na|Nijo somalochona korar moto
mohoth kaj ney| Sobay jodi korte parto tahole aj ar kono somoshay thakto
na|
AApni bangal ke kichu choDar modhe diye a-bhabe bichar korechen dekhe
haNshi pelo| Ajke bangal-ghoti ney thiki|Sob mishe eka-kar|Ei milonmelay
sundoor|Du-joner bhalo tuku niye notun somaj goDe uthuk etay kammo|
Ontyohin daye ar ontyohin payer nirobochinno abortone ai biswo|Tay
ghotider theke bangal ra jamon niyeche tamni diyechao kom na|
Kabyo,sahityo goDe othe prokiti ar somaj theke| Opar bangla
nodimatrik grammyo| Tay sohure bhasar mistotar obhab lokhoniyo|Kintu
bhasa manush maapar dondo noy| Manush sobdota niyeo bitorko uthte pare|
Sikhito abong totakotitho porimarijito subeshi babu jodi manush sobder
maane hoy tahole amar probol appoti thakbe|
Bangali r rajniti,sahyito,sonskriti abong khelar jogote bangal der
obodan onoshikarjyo|Tachara deshbibhager nanan ghath-protighat bangal
der onek bhabe bippono koreche| She sob golpo amader sokoleri jana|
Aj sob kichuy dikshunnohin bole mone hoy| Nimnogami ai somaje kotha
ar kajer onek faNrakh|Jake samne misto kotha keu bolche tari pichone
ninda korche|Tarpor royeche shey bikhato morok jar naam "BAKTIGOTO"|Kono
kichu bipod dekhley baktigoto bole aNriye jao|Tay sohure mistoter kono
damee ney|Ta sudhu somajke dhore rakhar mithe ojuhath matro|
Amon ekti odbhut poristhitite ekti nirbhik baloker proyojon|Je ontoto
oi sohure mistotar dike angul tule shey omogh sotto ucharito korbe-"Raja
tuy naNDa nangta"|Ke shey balok ami jani na|Ghoti ba bangal je kono
ghore she jonmo nite pare|Tobe atuku ami jani je she nischoy manush
hobe|
Kaler jatra dhowni shunite ki pao?
~Kaushik
************************************************************************
Ek boyesh'e onek choto tai Chittaranjan Park'er theke onek dure tai
tomai galagali dilam na. Ta nahole ei ugroponthi Bangal'er kachch theke
tumi ekta bhalo rokom uttom-modhyom pete.
Jai hok tumi jokhon tullei prosongota tokhon boli amar Mama'r bari
sotkora ek hajaar bhaag ghoti. Padma'r opare keu jai ni. Kintu besh
kichchu lokeder sekhane bolte shunechchi rege gele
'PoNde Marbo Dui Latthi'
Tumi ki etake sobhotar udahoron bolo.
Amar to mone hoi Kolkata'e cholti beshir bhag galagali Poschim Bangla'e
toiri.
Hyan, Bangal'ra ektu loud jaat jemon e Desh'er African-American'ra.
Amra bakkalap kori jore, ugro gondho baar kore shuNki Maachch khai,
ityadi, ityadi, kintu tabole Bangal'ra osobhyo eta ami mante parina.
Jodi aro e byapare jante chao tahole Bhanu'r kichchu cassette tomay
pathiye dite pari. Ta shune tomar moner kichchu sonsoy tumi dur korte
paro.
Subhoda.
: Ek boyesh'e onek choto tai Chittaranjan Park'er theke onek dure tai
: tomai galagali dilam na. Ta nahole ei ugroponthi Bangal'er kachch theke
: tumi ekta bhalo rokom uttom-modhyom pete.
Ja bolar baDite deke ekante bolo. scb-te amar ekta macho-image
achhe. Sheta jano bojay thake.
Onekdin dhore tomake e-mail pathabo pathabo korchhilam. Bohudin kono
nemontonno paini. Tomar chheler jonmodin kobe?
: Jai hok tumi jokhon tullei prosongota tokhon boli amar Mama'r bari
: sotkora ek hajaar bhaag ghoti. Padma'r opare keu jai ni. Kintu besh
: kichchu lokeder sekhane bolte shunechchi rege gele
: 'PoNde Marbo Dui Latthi'
Mukha kharap korei phelle jokhon tokhon shotyi
kothata bolo Subho-da. Ghotira bole "PNo**". Sheta tobu shunte
bhalo. "Pon**" kothata Dhakar bangal-der. Ebong vulgarity-te ak kathi
urdhe:
BTW, tomake to ami ghoti bolei jantam. Joyoti-dira to puro ghoti.
: Tumi ki etake sobhotar udahoron bolo.
: Amar to mone hoi Kolkata'e cholti beshir bhag galagali Poschim Bangla'e
: toiri.
She to akshobar. Kintu sheshob srutimodhur pelob galagali. Shunle mone
hoy ador kore di-i.
IDG
Na Indranil tomar dharona bhool. Amar bari Delhi'r Chittaranjan Park'e.
Chittaranjan Park'er ager naam E.P.D.P. Colony (East Pakistan Displaced
Person Colony). Sutorang okhane bari korte gele amar Baba'ke, Bangal na
hole jali korte hoto. Amar Ma ediker, seta to mail'ei likhechchilam.
Sutorang ami 50% Ghoti.
Amar Bou, orthat tomar Jayatidi chNgRi machcher malaikari'r bishal
bhokto holeo ekebare 100% Bangal. Sutorang setao bhool.
Jai hok ami to agei bolechchilam Bangal'ra loud jaat, khanikta e Desh'er
African American'der moto othoba amader Delhi'r Sardar'der moto. Amra
bhab probol jati. Ja bolar seta sposto bhashai boli. Setake jodi tumi
vulgarity bolo tahole kichchu bolar nei.
Amra Ghotider moto Minmine-Pinpine jati noi - Geyichi-kheyichi'r dol.
Ami bodhoi 50% Ghoti hoar dorun khanikta Kalapahar'er doler.
Subho.
>Jai hok ami to agei bolechchilam Bangal'ra loud jaat,
[...]
>Ja bolar seta sposto bhashai boli. Setake jodi tumi
>vulgarity bolo tahole kichchu bolar nei.
>Amra Ghotider moto Minmine-Pinpine jati noi - Geyichi-kheyichi'r dol.
Orthaat, nijeder shoshobdo baatkormo-ke byaghro-gorjon bole
mone koren!
Sambit
> > : kichchu lokeder sekhane bolte shunechchi rege gele
> >
> > : 'PoNde Marbo Dui Latthi'
> >
> > Mukha kharap korei phelle jokhon tokhon shotyi
> > kothata bolo Subho-da. Ghotira bole "PNo**". Sheta tobu shunte
> > bhalo. "Pon**" kothata Dhakar bangal-der. Ebong vulgarity-te ak kathi
> > urdhe:
While we are discussing some vulgarity on the Net, especially since it
concerns a very favorite object of the Bengalis - PoN***
(Ghotis of Calcutta add a chondrobindu and Bangals add a Donter Naw)
I remembered a joke about Bangali's Hindi.
A Bangal (probably from Dhaka) telling a Bihari laborer
- Hum agu agu jata tum humara pond me pond me ao.
Probably Bangals use the word for a variety of use.
Well enough of that.
Here is another one based on a true incident (courtesy of Shoumyo
Dasgupta and has become immensely popular in Baltimore).
A Bengalibabu goes to Delhi and goes to visit the Red Fort.
After seeing he hires a Rickshaw and asks him to take him to some place
near Kashmiri Gate. The Rickshaw'wala does not understand the Bengali's
Hindi too much but agrees anyway. He plans to make it through Chandni
Chowk (which is a highly crowded place and some of the lanes through
there are very narrow). The Bengalibabu tells the Richshaw'wala 'The
Lane is narrow, why don't you go through some other route'.
But the guy was confident. So the Babu sat tight.
Suddenly everything came to a halt. Nothing was moving. The Babu was
getting angry. Very soon he was boiling. But he did not know what to
say. After a while he simply burst out and this is what he said -
"Itna chchota goli -
Tokhon itnabar poi-poi korke bola
Itna chchota goli me mat ghusho.
Ekhon ghushechcho to ghushechcho ekhon Bojhjho thela."
(It is more funny when you speak it - probably in Tathagata's style).
Subho.
Ar jai hok, Oshadharon wit er jonyo Sambit ke Oshesh dhonyobad...
Amader Sylheti bhasha'e nishobde Paada'ke bola hoi Quiya.
Eta niye ekta Sylheti phrase achche.
"Jeta'e marse quiya
Taar Bap'e khaise chuiya."
Kothata Indranil'er mone hote pare ultimate vulgarity.
Kintu etar je ekta practical dik achche seta to swikar korbe.
Nishobde je baat-kormo'ti serechche se e kotha'e ektu bicholito hoye
uthbei. Chor dorar er theke boro aar ki upay hote pare.
Achcha Bhai, paad jodi gondhojukto hoi bishesh kore seta jodi Suntki
Machch kaoar pore ba Delhi'r Sardarji jonota'r Kachchi Muli kaoar pore
hoi, bishesh ki kichchu eshe jai seta sosobde holo na nisobde holo.
Amar to sei sob mukh gulo dekhle koruna hoi jara mukhtke Bangla'r panch
kore konomote nishobde chchare ebong chchara'r pore mukh'e ekta omlan
hasi tene ane.
Boss'er ghore eta korle esob jonota'r mukhta aro sundor lage.
Ki bolen apnara?
Nah, heavy vulgar hoye jachchi.
Subho.
How about some Bangali'r Ingreji?...
Toilets were introduced on Indian trains only after a passenger, Okhil
Chandra Sen, wrote a letter in 1909 to the Sahibganj divisional office
complaining about how he missed the train when he got down to attend to
the call of nature.
The Times of India recently reproduced the unedited letter.
Dear Sir,
I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur istation and belly
is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just
I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off
and I am running with 'lota' in one hand and 'dothi' in the next when I
fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on
platform.
This too much bad, if passengers go to make dung that dam
guard not wait five minutes for me. I am therefore pray your honour to
make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big
report to papers.
Oshobbho-tar je udahoron-ta aapni diyechhen, sheta oi boishi ghoti
chheleder-o mukhe shona jai. In fact, chotobela-te aamar ek ghoti
bondhu'r mukhe prothom shuni ekti du-liner poddo: "Dadur ***** Fulko
Luchi".
Amader mashi-pishider ghum parani gaan holo :-
"Khoka ghumalo Para Juralo Borgi elo deshe;
Bulbulite dhan kheyechhe khajna debo kishe."
Er cheye beshi prochchhonno kono gaan ki accche ? Tai, oi ekta hotath
hoye jawa gaan ki shobar oshobbhotar protik ?
Shyambazar onchole giye pujor shomoye "saw-saw" bhashai galagali dewa
paarar bokhate ghoti chhNorader kotha shunben, besh lojja peye jaben !
Shedik theke Bangal Colony-gulo ( Bijoygarh,Jadavpur,Dhakuria,Gariahat)
onek beshi bhodro.
Ashole Bangal ( Dhakaiya ) bhasha shuntei jerokom, tate "Meghe Dhaka
Tara"r moto boiteo Bangal-der shadharon jibonjatrar kothaguloke mone hote
pare galagali. Byapar-ta holo Bangal-ra khub "outspoken", oi
mukhe-mishti-hridaye-khur marka Bhawanipur-er khas ghoti poribarer moto
noi.
Tobe HyaN,deshbibhager jala-jontrona shojjo korte hoyechhe bole Kolkatar
Bangal settler-ra ektu marmukho aar beporowa thik-i. Tai bole tara
oshobbho aar amanush noi.
Keu keu hoito bolte paren je Bangal-der ektu "refinement"er obhab.
Dhopdurosto Gile kora Punjabi pora Bhawanipur-Shyambazar-Manicktalar
Ghoti babuder tulonai ta hoito thik, kintu proshongoto bola uchit je
Bangal barite hridoyer kono ghat-ti nei.Kono ekti shadharon Bangal barite
geleo aapni khawa-dawar karponno dekhben na. Dukkher bishoi, aamar
janashona kono Ghoti poribare sheta aami pai ni.
Byaghro gorjon kina jani na, tobe uNchu golai kotha bola-ta bodhoi
Bangal-der shobhab,- matha nichu kore cholar obbhesh nei Bangal-der.
Shetai joto noshter mul,- Ghotider raager karon. Tobe, jug bodlechhe, -
aamader generation thik otota bangal-ghotir byabodhan bojhe na. Aami
Ilish Machher Bhape aar Chingri Maccher Malaikari dutoi eki triptir sathe
khai,- konodin ekta Bangal, aar ekta Ghoti ranna bole bhabini.
Bangal-der unnotir proyojon kothata thik bojha gyalo na,- orthonoitic
unnoti nischoi aaro dorkar. Tobe byaboharic ba chalcholongoto unnotir
sherokom proyojon thik dekhi na. Outspoken howata aami proyojonio bolei
mone kori,- oneker apotti thaktei parey,tobe "mukhor" na hole Bangal-der
distinct identity-ta palte jabe.
Motamoter opekkhay roilam,
-Apurba Krishna Sircar
"I can resist everything but Temptation" -Oscar Wilde
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>Achcha Bhai, paad jodi gondhojukto hoi bishesh kore seta jodi Suntki
>Machch kaoar pore ba Delhi'r Sardarji jonota'r Kachchi Muli kaoar pore
>hoi, bishesh ki kichchu eshe jai seta sosobde holo na nisobde holo.
Kichchhu eshe jayna, IMO. Aar tachhaaDa sref nokuldana-r
moton ekti one-liner apnar system-e giye bagha bagha
"Kachchi Muli"-r shonge jrokom palla dichchhe...!
Sambit
Apnar lekha pore besh bhalo laglo.
Apni khoob bhalo bhabei tule dhorechchen byabodhan'ta.
Ashole Ghoti bolte amra jeta bujhi, seta holo Kolkata'r adi lokjon'der.
Tader bhetore khonj korle dekha jabe originally onekei hoito eshechchen
Padma'r opar theke.
Britisher'ra Kolkata'e jokhon nijeder Capital toiri korlo, tokhon Babu
ba kerani toiri korar jonno prochur Bangali'ke niye ashe Kolkata'e.
Tarai original Kolkata'r Ghoti.
Ghoti bolte amra Bordhoman, Bankura, Medinipur ba Malda, Murshidabad'er
lokeder bujhina. Amra bujhi ekebare Kolkata'r lokeder.
Tader kotha-barta'e (ja onara bolen kotha-batra) jemon rickshaw'ke bolen
rishka, ityadi, chole ashe Ghotider original taan.
Amar Mamabari purotai Ghoti, sutorang Nebu, Nuchi, Dukurbela, Geyichinu,
Kheyichinu, e shob shune eshechchi. Tobe taan'ta kintu e dik diye shunte
bhaloi lage. Ektu Dhongi ei ja.
Ghotider arekta boishisto holo porishkar'er batik. Apni kolkata'e
Shyambajar'er bonedi Ghoti barite jaan, dekhben ghor-bari jhok-jhok,
tok-tok korchche. Sokal-sondhya Ghor-Dor porishkar hochche. Well seta
ekta bishal guner byapar. Oneke bolbe setai ruchi ba taste'er nidorshon.
Bangal'ra je loud jaat e bishoye kono sondeho nei.
Porishkar'er balai ekebare nei. Kintu achche antorikota, udar chitto,
ityadi. Amar mone porena chchotobela'e amader barite (tokhon joint
family chchilo) dupurbela'e kebol amra bari'r lokera boshe kebol
khachchi. Keu na keu extra thaktoi. Oneke abar hoito amader atmio ba
bondhui noi. Hoito amader original Sylhet'er Hobigonj'er lok. Enderkeo
amra chchtobela theke Kaka, Pishi, ityadi bole eshechchi. Desh bibhager
por ek sathe oikobodhdho bhabe banchar lorai Bangal'ra bhalo bhabei
shikhe niyechchilo. Sekhanei eshechchilo Bangal'er drive o
determination, jake Ghotira bolen Bangal'er GoN.
Opor pate amar Mamabarite keu dupurbela'e oshomoy'e gele barir lokeder
bolte shunechchi "Beta Bangal Eyechche Re".
Tobe Bankura-Bordhoman'er lokeder'o dekhechchi Gramtuto ba Jelatuto
atmiota dekhate.
Hyan, apni jeta bolchchilen loukikota, seta holo famous Shantipuri
Loukikota.
Karur barite giye, gonta khanek bosh'e jokhon chole jaben bole juto-moja
pore dorjar kachche tokhon bolben "Achcha Baba duto kheye gele hotona".
E niye ami ekbar amar ek bondhur ma'ke bhishon biporjyosto korechchilam.
Pore galagali kheyechchilam bondhur kachche Bangal bole.
Kintu ki korbo bolun ami staight forward manush. Kothar mar paynch bujhi
na. Seta amar Bangal (50%) hoar dosh bolte paren.
Bangal'ra matha gorom etao thik.
Lore jay jotokhon na nijeder lokho hashil hochche.
Sob'i benche thakar uddam cheshta. Etake prerona deoa uchit. Chchoto
kora uchit noi.
Jai hok onek likhe phellam Bangal'der pokhe.
Sesh kori Sukumar Ray'er kobita diye.
"Ei duniya'e sobi bhalo
Amio bhalo, tumio bhalo.......
.........
Kintu sobar chaite bhalo PauNruti aar Jhhola GuR".
: > Orthaat, nijeder shoshobdo baatkormo-ke byaghro-gorjon bole
: > mone koren!
Akebare thik. Baatkorm-er ayoyaj shune bagher gorjon mone hole shei
vulgarity-r utsho je akjon bangal-i hobe ete nasti shondeho.
IDG
Suddhasatta Acharyya
Dept. of Statistics and Applied Probability
University of California,Santa Barbara
CA 93106
HOME:
6915 Phelps Road
Apt. # 7
Goleta
CA 93117
phone: (805) 685 5642
"A pun a day, keeps melancholy away"
I am writing to you for a favour. As far as i know ther is
a certain Sanjay Hortikar in the Dept of ttheoretical physics,
UCSB, could you please track his email address and let me
know.
Thanks very much.
A. Chaudhuri
> juddhokhetre r baire theke thread tay kichu contribute korte ichhe holo:
> kothao ekta shunechilam, monet poDe gelo:
> Bangal der sab samay shudhu khawar chinta
> karon onno chinta korte gelei anno chinta kore boshe
>
> Suddhasatta Acharyya
>
> Dept. of Statistics and Applied Probability
> University of California,Santa Barbara
> CA 93106
>
> HOME:
> 6915 Phelps Road
> Apt. # 7
> Goleta
> CA 93117
> phone: (805) 685 5642
>
>
> "A pun a day, keeps melancholy away"
Adab. Bangal manush noi bujhlam. Ta hole ki era jontoo ? aapni kothai
dekheechen ? kolkatar chiriakhanayee na shundur booner jongolee !!!