Why Pakistani Men are Sexy.
koolfire_ro
> calyp...@hotmail.com (Karina) wrote in message news:<6c41afcd.02030...@posting.google.com>...
>
> > Persaonally I prefer Indians
> > over Paks,
>
> hahahaha!! the truth suggests otherwise. hindu women's first choice is
> a non hindu. listen kiddo, from real life examples i can tell you that
> indian women (and i am talking about hindu women and not muslim women)
> avoid hindu indian males as much as they can when it comes to dating
> !!!!!!!!
> I even know an indian christian girl who prefers who is married to a
> non-hindu.
> even begali girls are avoiding boys from back home.Indian women really
> have some sort of an inferiority complex, they just wish they could go
> to bed and wake up next day as a blue eyed blond.
> dont give that crap about prefering indians over pakis
paki girls dont date anyone before marriage,but
after marriage they become aware, that its high time they caught up
with life and start dating...it all eventually boils down to 2" limp
dissappointments. Its here that the Kool :) sauve indian takes over
much to every pakis chagrin..
A. Shiraz
I'm sorry for raising this storm which has now detracted from the
article to a quarrel. Pakistani men are hindus converted by the
invading Arabs.
% of good looking Pakistani men == % of good looking Indian men (since
ethnically we have the same roots)
number of of good looking Pakistani men < number of good looking
Indian men (because there are more Indians than Pakistanis)
similarly
number of ugly Pakistani men < number of ugly Indian men
(because there are more Indians than Pakistanis)
The number of ugly Pakistani men abroad is even more skewed because :
- ugly Pakistani men stay in mosques or in their houses with their
wives (their mothers are wise to marry them young).
- only the cream of Pakistani elite have the money or the resources to
make it into the USA. These elite Pakistanis are well dressed, well
groomed and well mannered (basically that is what constitutes a good
looking man).
Pakistani elite come to the USA because Pakistan has no institute of
higher learning worth going to.
Fewer Indian elites want to bother with coming to the USA since there
are multitudes of institutes of higher learning renowned throughout
the world. The Indians who do come to the USA are "nerds" who come for
graduate study. These nerds think their brains should be sexy enough
for a woman and neglect their personal hygiene, their attire etc.
(like any other graduate student)
- The number of good looking Pakistani men is declining with time for
the following reasons :
* worsening economy of Pakistan. Increased global isolation is
worsening Pakistan's gene pool and inbreeding will begin to take its
toll.
* increasing Islamic fundamentalism that penalizes Pakistani women's
health (due to subjugation) which in turn produces unhealthy, ugly
Pakistani men.
In contrast India is gaining on Pakistan on the above two points :
* its strengthening economy is allowing it to spend money on the
environment and tourism (foreign blood diversifies the already diverse
Indian gene pool and hence beautifies) India's beautification means
the beautification of its citizens. By raising the living standards,
Indians (particularly the cosmopolitans) enjoy greater freedoms to
dress and present themselves as they desire, hence the strengthening
presance of Indian culture in the fashion industry.
* despite the rise of hindu fundamentalists who oppose free mixing of
the sexes (opposition to Valentines Day for e.g.) India has a strong
feminist voice which is actively advancing the cause of the Indian
women who are making their presance known throughout the world from
the olympics to Miss Universe contests.
Hopefully, this will get us all to think about : what we can do to
appear more beautiful.
Remember my dear brothers in Islam : anger, hatred and bile against
Americans, Israelis, Christians, Jews, Hindus, Philipinos, Russians,
Communists etc. causes pimples and more (yes the hindus are right).
"A. Sheraz" <a_sh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> "Pakistani men are so sexy!" exclaims Dr. Karishma with a child like grin on
> her face. Being the only Pakistani man in the room I wanted to say "Really!
> Let's all dedicate the afternoon to talking about sexy Pakistani men! O! men
> of Pakistan how sexy you all are : let us count the ways!". In stead what
> came out of my mouth was "Really?" followed by a raised eyebrow.
> Fortunately, for me our Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Karishma, and her Indian girl
> friends mistook it for modesty and continued "Pakistani men are so hot!"
> exclaimed one. The smile on my face was beginning to widen when suddenly one
> of them decided to be more specific: "Punjabi men are so handsome!"
> Was I Punjabi? Well, if you go back to when Adam was the father of all, then
> maybe.
> "Look Pakistani men are gorgeous but their women are so bhuddy (block-like)
> … no kidding! Their women are big like men, no. Hattay kattay (built up and
> carved up)!" added Dr. Karishma. It was a well-chosen comment since most
> Indian women are what Pakistani women call "Sookhi-Saryal" (dried up and
> rotten). Dr. Sahiba then elaborated further "In contrast our men are ugly!"
> I try to control my facial muscles from bursting into laughter, even though
> I am so often mistaken for an Indian man that I no longer find it offensive.
> "If only Indian men would start shaving those moustaches" says one of her
> girl friends "… and got rid of those thick eye glasses" pipes another "did
> something about those cloths … " suggests another "and stopped being so
> servile to their parents!"
> "Oh! They are hopeless" Dr. Karishma throws up her hands in frustration. I
> was beginning to feel very sorry for Indian men. "They are just as bad as
> Bengali men!"
>
> "Really?" I raise the other eyebrow pretending to be ignorant on the subject
> and assuming the face of an ardent student – for this was the time to take
> revenge for the war of 1971.
> "Yes!" Dr. Sahiba lectures forth "Sookhay Maryal (dried up and dying)!
> However, Bengali women are beautiful! Such big eyes!"
> This conversation was eye opening for I was under the impression that women
> disliked Muslim men who are globally notorious for being violent and sexist.
> What was it about Muslim or Pakistani men that women like? Could some women
> find abusing men "sexy"? But why not? After all, some women like ex-cons
> and married men, too. Nevertheless, what was it in particular about Muslim
> men? Perhaps some women think, "All those Muslim women hang around those
> barbarians despite all the abuse and humiliation meted out to them? I wonder
> what is it about these men?" Perhaps some women want to rescue us from the
> dark side. Perhaps some women want to "tame" the "savages".
> Later that afternoon I approached a good-looking Pakistani Muslim man who
> was sure our attractiveness sprung from the fact that "we shave our pubes!"
> "And how does that make us sexy?" I ask genuinely surprised.
> "Because women don't get hair in their mouth when they are giving us head!"
> he added baring his teeth from ear to ear. This friend loved getting BJs. He
> loved it so much that when an auntie asked him at an Eid function, "Saif
> betay(son), we want to get you married to a Muslim woman! But maybe you like
> non Muslims, am I correct?" he responded loudly in the presence of all the
> elderly "I don't like Muslim women because they refuse to give me head!"
> This statement stunned everyone except his brother who released a torrent of
> abuse and expelled him from the party.
> When Saif disclosed his grievance towards Muslim women to me, I was
> perplexed because I had, had the opposite experience: "Saif Bhai (brother),
> a Muslim girl I knew refused to do anything but give head because she
> thought it was safer than intercourse " This did not help because Saif now
> wanted to know her name and number. To this I exclaimed in exasperation
> "Aren't you ashamed of exposing your genitals like that?"
> Said blinked as though trying to comprehend the question. I emphasized
> "Aren't you ashamed about the discolored parts of your body?"
> "Discolored?" he asked.
> "Yes Saif! Aren't your genitalia a little darker than the rest of your
> body?"
> "O! Don't worry about that, every Pakistani man has that … " and for some
> strange reason I felt relieved although it still did not answer the puzzle
> of the extra ordinary Muslim girl who liked giving head.
> "Maybe your Muslim girl friend was gay"
> "Gay?" I ask even more confused.
> "Well, gay people prefer oral sex, you know!"
> To this statement I blurted out "Saif, didn't you just express a preference
> for oral sex in the middle of an Eid function … " but before I could finish
> my statement Saif became very upset and started interrogating me with "Are
> you saying I am gay? You don't have to like oral sex to be gay … "
> At this point, I decide to leave Saif and his contradictions for a more
> reliable but rare source of information: Muslim women. And so begins the
> search for the one Muslim woman who would dare to talk openly about sex.
> Meanwhile questions swam through my head: Aren't Muslim men infamous for
> being oversexed (exhibiting an excessive sexual drive or interest)? Isn't
> our Prophet also accused of the same malady? Could that be attractive? A
> woman growing up in a puritanical society (that scorns upon sex) would find
> a Muslim man obsessed with sex attractive, perhaps.
> But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
> against us: the fact that Muslim men are circumcised. Circumcision not only
> results in loss of size but also sensation. What woman would find a man with
> smaller and relatively insensitive equipment attractive?
> With this in mind, I met a Czech girl friend who had a thing for Muslim men.
> "Trust me, I dated a Muslim man before and his parts were not insensitive!"
> "So what is it about them that you like so much …" I ask.
> She hesitates for minute and then says, "They know how to act like men".
> "How do men act?"
> "Well men act a certain way and women act a certain way…"
> I remember how Alexandra was into gender-defined roles. I recollect how she
> reacted to my tears while we were watching Spielberg's A.I. She initially
> announced to the entire theatre that I was crying "oh look he is crying …
> the baby" then she proceeded to bury my head in her chest. Then she spent
> the rest of the evening talking about how men were supposed to act. Yes,
> Alexandra was really into "roles".
> As the evening wore on and I am headed home when I receive a call from
> Salma. She had called to talk about her Indian boy friend. Here was a Muslim
> girl going out with an Indian man? It was now or never:
> "Salma, why are you going out with an Indian man?"
> "What do you mean?"
> "I mean why aren't you with a Muslim fellow?"
> "Well I can tell you why I like Indian men"
> "Why?"
> "Because Indian men are so artistic, so educated and cultivated and
> sensitive and delicate … "
> "Okay … okay … if you had to pick one attribute that you liked about them .
> . . "
> "They permit us to be ourselves"
> "What do you mean by that?"
> "Indian men let us do what we want."
> "And what is it that Muslim men prohibit you from doing?"
> "O my god! You want a list."
> "Well being a Muslim man I'm curious"
> "Muslim men have issues with what women wear and they have issues with us
> working … they have problems with our sexuality "
> "With your sexuality?"
> "Yes, they can't conceive of a woman enjoying herself … they prohibit us
> from being women "
> "Is that how most Muslim women feel?"
> "Almost all of my friends feel that way . . . "
> How about that? Muslim women in love with Indian men. Indian women liking
> Muslim men – and Muslim men in love with BJs. Though who isn't in love with
> BJs? For once, I'm happy that people do view the grass as being greener on
> the other side. For I think this can lead to "the beginning of a beautiful
> friendship"
>
>
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Syed Mahmud
post. Maybe you should highlight your ending again.
We're waiting for the next one !!!
"A. Shiraz" <a_sh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1cb09824.0203...@posting.google.com...
> > . no kidding! Their women are big like men, no. Hattay kattay (built up
and
> > carved up)!" added Dr. Karishma. It was a well-chosen comment since
most
> > Indian women are what Pakistani women call "Sookhi-Saryal" (dried up and
> > rotten). Dr. Sahiba then elaborated further "In contrast our men are
ugly!"
> > I try to control my facial muscles from bursting into laughter, even
though
> > I am so often mistaken for an Indian man that I no longer find it
offensive.
> > "If only Indian men would start shaving those moustaches" says one of
her
> > girl friends ". and got rid of those thick eye glasses" pipes another
"did
> > something about those cloths . " suggests another "and stopped being so
> > servile to their parents!"
> > "Oh! They are hopeless" Dr. Karishma throws up her hands in frustration.
I
> > was beginning to feel very sorry for Indian men. "They are just as bad
as
> > Bengali men!"
> >
> > "Really?" I raise the other eyebrow pretending to be ignorant on the
subject
> > and assuming the face of an ardent student - for this was the time to
> > "O! Don't worry about that, every Pakistani man has that . " and for
some
> > strange reason I felt relieved although it still did not answer the
puzzle
> > of the extra ordinary Muslim girl who liked giving head.
> > "Maybe your Muslim girl friend was gay"
> > "Gay?" I ask even more confused.
> > "Well, gay people prefer oral sex, you know!"
> > To this statement I blurted out "Saif, didn't you just express a
preference
> > for oral sex in the middle of an Eid function . " but before I could
finish
> > my statement Saif became very upset and started interrogating me with
"Are
> > you saying I am gay? You don't have to like oral sex to be gay . "
> > At this point, I decide to leave Saif and his contradictions for a more
> > reliable but rare source of information: Muslim women. And so begins the
> > search for the one Muslim woman who would dare to talk openly about sex.
> > Meanwhile questions swam through my head: Aren't Muslim men infamous for
> > being oversexed (exhibiting an excessive sexual drive or interest)?
Isn't
> > our Prophet also accused of the same malady? Could that be attractive? A
> > woman growing up in a puritanical society (that scorns upon sex) would
find
> > a Muslim man obsessed with sex attractive, perhaps.
> > But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
> > against us: the fact that Muslim men are circumcised. Circumcision not
only
> > results in loss of size but also sensation. What woman would find a man
with
> > smaller and relatively insensitive equipment attractive?
> > With this in mind, I met a Czech girl friend who had a thing for Muslim
men.
> > "Trust me, I dated a Muslim man before and his parts were not
insensitive!"
> > "So what is it about them that you like so much ." I ask.
> > She hesitates for minute and then says, "They know how to act like men".
> > "How do men act?"
> > "Well men act a certain way and women act a certain way."
> > I remember how Alexandra was into gender-defined roles. I recollect how
she
> > reacted to my tears while we were watching Spielberg's A.I. She
initially
> > announced to the entire theatre that I was crying "oh look he is crying
.
> > the baby" then she proceeded to bury my head in her chest. Then she
spent
> > the rest of the evening talking about how men were supposed to act. Yes,
> > Alexandra was really into "roles".
> > As the evening wore on and I am headed home when I receive a call from
> > Salma. She had called to talk about her Indian boy friend. Here was a
Muslim
> > girl going out with an Indian man? It was now or never:
> > "Salma, why are you going out with an Indian man?"
> > "What do you mean?"
> > "I mean why aren't you with a Muslim fellow?"
> > "Well I can tell you why I like Indian men"
> > "Why?"
> > "Because Indian men are so artistic, so educated and cultivated and
> > sensitive and delicate . "
> > "Okay . okay . if you had to pick one attribute that you liked about
them .
> > . . "
> > "They permit us to be ourselves"
> > "What do you mean by that?"
> > "Indian men let us do what we want."
> > "And what is it that Muslim men prohibit you from doing?"
> > "O my god! You want a list."
> > "Well being a Muslim man I'm curious"
> > "Muslim men have issues with what women wear and they have issues with
us
> > working . they have problems with our sexuality "
> > "With your sexuality?"
> > "Yes, they can't conceive of a woman enjoying herself . they prohibit us
> > from being women "
> > "Is that how most Muslim women feel?"
> > "Almost all of my friends feel that way . . . "
> > How about that? Muslim women in love with Indian men. Indian women
liking
> > Muslim men - and Muslim men in love with BJs. Though who isn't in love
Karina
> to bed and wake up next day as a blue eyed blond.
UR the one giving all the crap caca. I'll have you know that paki
blonde really isn't my type, my mother was from a well to do family,
very well educated British Sikh family [albeit non religious they hate
Musli too]... she had very fair complextion, green eyes, auburn hair,
and unless she told people she was Indian, they wouldn't have known.
My father picked her over all the Pakis slags who threw themselves at
him/ and the Yuhudettes- though he thought of them more highly then
Musliya, and the rest. I know he hated Muslis the most as he'd grown
up with tales of dirty Kashmiris, which he'd seen for himself. As
hygeine was of great importance to him, he said he could never have
put up with a Paki wife, he taught me from childhood, when I smell
garlic walking through a neighbourhood...the borough of
Pak/Musli..BEWARE!
...THE STENCH.....together an alliance was formed by my
families.....hatred of Arabs and Paks....though. My mother would
often exclaim her hate of ugly EVIL SLEAZY Paki men...my father would
say he hated them too, though he always referred to the as Muslims,
rather than Paks, due to their descendance from the nymphomaniac
filthy evil Mongols and Arabs...but what can you do? As my bro.
recently said...you get those everywhere. Breed like rabbits don't
they..how many of you from all of his slut wives and concubines did
your ganda pathandar have?.... My sisters and I hate Pakis, my bro's
wife and her familt HATE Pakis....PLEASE GET OVER IT CACA, REALLY. As
for blue eyes et al, if I had a paticular fetish for those, which I
don't, as I tend to judge guys on their personas first, if I had a
thing for blonde blue eyed boys, I'd go to Sweeden, I'm really NOT a
Paki fan, a lot of us are not...WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
reigut
> On 4 Mar 2002 19:31:07 -0800, sam_n...@hotmail.com (Sam North)
> wrote:
>
> >Oh of course!!!
> >
> >That's why paki movies are so popular huh?
> >
> >lol...all paki men have curved-noses and pimples all over their faces.
> > But then again, it helps then identify with their ugly arab brothers!
>
> hahahaha look who is talking an ugly four foot dravidian nigger.
some pakis possess curved noses (a semitic attribute)and yet many
others do not..however typical mussalmani features i believe would be
part semitic..
on the other hand many pakis would be essentially what he proclaimed
as dravidians who, by the way, do not disappear in the northern india
which many mistakenly believe..
the fleeing editor of The news shaheen sahbai is a typical
dravidianish pakistani...
so on and so forth...
Gul Khan
During those 1000 years of islamic fucking habshi also had a good time
thats why you Indians are ugly darky niggers of south asia.
And yes don't forget sammy you were fucked for 1000 years.
On 5 Mar 2002 18:03:50 -0800, sam_n...@hotmail.com (Sam North)
wrote:
>Gul Khan <Kha...@deja.com> wrote in message news:<miia8u4t6jrr0hun1...@4ax.com>...
>> You are still a South Asian nigger you fucking lowlife retard. Ha ha
>> ha repelled muslims but sulla lulla still penetrated ur ass for 1000
>> years you no good gandoo retard.
>
>Right...and now Hindus are fucking you. What don't you understand
>about this?
>
>Also, not only are hindus fucking you over, so are Jews (Israel) and
>Christians (USA, Phillipines, Russia). By the way, you muslims hold
>on to those 1000 years of ruling over India for dear life, ok?
>Because in this case, history will NOT repeat itself. For you see,
>Islam is going to be wiped out by the free and civilized world. Send
>my regards to Allah when you see him in hell!
Chacha Chaudri
> You are still a South Asian nigger you fucking lowlife retard. Ha ha
> ha repelled muslims but sulla lulla still penetrated ur ass for 1000
> years you no good gandoo retard.
But arab-wannabe-dumb-fuck, the result of Arabic rape of Hindustan is
the persian/arab wannabe population which resides in Pakistan. You and
140 mil other paki-muslims are a living example of a bastardized
species....
So why feel happy about the rape of your ancestors. Mine resisted the
arabi/farsi katuas and have got rid of them from hindustan.
You pakis, still worship the dicks that raped your families.
>
> History repeats itself you coward piece if Indian scum motherchod.
Let's look at the brave (not) leader of Islamic republic, Pervez who
like a true mussalman
1. ditched his own ISI folks
2. ditched taliban
3. ditched kashmir.
No wonder I have been told from my childhood never never to trust
mussale pakis.
After all Pakis, being the harami (untrue, second hand) muslims bend
over and offered their land, air space, their butts to goru-amrikis.
No other muslim nation bend over so much.
Pakis are looked down even amongst muslims.
Pakis are the ultimate pigs...
>
> On 5 Mar 2002 14:08:14 -0800, sam_n...@hotmail.com (Sam North)
> wrote:
>
> >I am not "dravidian" and in fact my family is from North India. In
> >any case, I have the utmost respect for Dravidians (who are hindu and
> >indian, therefore my brothers). The same cannot be said for
> >yellow-juandiced skinned muslims from porkistan and afghanistan.
> >Combine their yellow skin color, curved-noses, and hairiness, pakis
> >and afghans are sure some damn ugly people. However, in the case of
> >Dravidians, it doesn't matter about their skin color and from what I
> >have observed, hindus (especially dravidians) are especially good at
> >kicking the shit out of filthy muslims. That's why there isn't an
> >islamic presence in South India. LOL...hey pig-fuking GUL, I dare you
> >to go to South India and start preaching from the porno magazine aka
> >the qu'ran. You'd get the shit beat out of you in a heartbeat. Also,
> >I dare you to go to Gujurat and say you are muslim.
> >
> >In fact, I now come to understand why you muslim pig-fuckers hate
> >Dravidians so much! It's cause they have always repelled you filthy
> >muslims and refused to be forced to convert to Islam. Damn...now
> >that's pretty lame of you pig-fuckers...calling them names and such,
> >all because they refused to become pig-fucking ass-lifter terrorists
> >like you! Hell, I guess that's why you hate America too, huh?
> >Anyways, I hope you have had fun having this history lesson, and
> >remember, Allah o' fucker!
Gul Khan
rocketed 850M niggers
On 6 Mar 2002 15:36:36 -0800, chacha_...@yahoo.com (Chacha
Sam North
> Samy gandoo do you know your papa could be habshi slave from Africa.
> During those 1000 years of islamic fucking habshi also had a good time
> thats why you Indians are ugly darky niggers of south asia.
>
> And yes don't forget sammy you were fucked for 1000 years.
Hey Gul, do you understand English? What does the past mean? What is
important is the PRESENT. Now listen carefully pig-fucker, the
PRESENT consists of MUSLIM SLAVES who beg the for the rest of the
civilized world to support them. Nowhere can you turn to nowadays
without a smelly muslim driving a cab, or cleaning toilets, or begging
for money (look at Pakistan --> who bends over and lets the USA rape
it in the ass for a few dollars). Whatever happened in the past, is
not the PRESENT...got it ass-lifter? We are your masters now!
Hindus, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, we are all your masters. Perhaps
if you would read real books and watch real news programs (not muslim
ones i.e. "Jihad Weekly" and "The Burqua Factor".
1MAN4ALL
> "Pakistani men are so sexy!"
If you are a Muslim, you ought to be ashamed of yourself for posting
this to an Islamic newsgroup. We can expect cheapness and vulgarity
from Hindus, but where is your Islamic sense of decorum and decency?
Karina
fora...@hotmail.com (1MAN4ALL) wrote in message news:<ba13f877.02030...@posting.google.com>...
Paul
"1MAN4ALL" <fora...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ba13f877.02030...@posting.google.com...
I find some of the tit-for-tat racist and sexist comments shocking... And
I'm an atheist who has lived in the US for years and now live in the UK....
Dual national..
However, I do have a laugh when I see muslims who are so holier than thou
exhibiting all the faults that they accuse the hindus, atheists, christians
etc. etc. of......
Does my heart good and I almost think that *some* muslims can behave as
nearly *normal* human beings.....
Certainly its harmless as compared to being holy, doing what you're telling
him to do and diving passenger jets into buildings....
Chacha Chaudri
> hazaar saal sey chod chod key motherchod hindu population has sky
> rocketed 850M niggers
Choda teri ma nu, teri dadi nu. Tabhi to phuddi-diya islam islam di
rat lagaye baitha ha.
Jin lokaan di izzat lut gai, ta o mussalman ban gaye.
Buzdil-paki-mussalman.
Teri jaat ne ek bhi sher paida kiya si ?
Koi Ranjit singh, koi banda bahadur.......
O phuddi-diya, Porus bhi Hindu tha.
Paki mussalmana ne te bund marvane da dhandha khola hua hai.
koolfire_ro
> hazaar saal sey chod chod key motherchod hindu population has sky
> rocketed 850M niggers
tells you on the face, that the father of all the children at your
home is koolfires...when she says that madherchod you squirm like a
fart, sweating and hoping the neighbours will not hear....the moment
you are behind keyboard you change from a cat to a tiger growling all
nonsense....bastard you think everyone in scp do not know the truth
that your wife and me are humping our hearts away....lavda ka bal :)
since you come now into your bedroom here you might as well malish my
ghand and your wifes also...hehe just feel like treating you like
shit,thats why i am asking you to do it chinaal....ghandu dont even
dream or get ideas when malishing our ghands...both me and your wife
will kick you with chappals...synchronised chappaling will start :)
Gul Khan
kaam ker gia.
On 7 Mar 2002 06:15:43 -0800, chacha_...@yahoo.com (Chacha
Gul Khan
country into several pieces no more Akhand BahRAT.
You fucking stinky motel walla.
On 6 Mar 2002 19:20:18 -0800, sam_n...@hotmail.com (Sam North)
wrote:
>Gul Khan <Kha...@deja.com> wrote in message news:<km6d8ug48s4u7vsbv...@4ax.com>...
Chacha Chaudri
> yeah bhosri ka konis zaban bhol reha hey. Legta hey sullay ka lulla
> kaam ker gia.
Voi zaban jo tere khandan ko chodne vale Saradrjio ne boli thi.
Paki-gandu ja kisi pathan ki bund vich chup ke chiikha maar..."Jihad, Jihad"...
Sam North
> Samy gandoo after they fucked u for 1000 years they broke up ur
> country into several pieces no more Akhand BahRAT.
>
> You fucking stinky motel walla.
Motel walla????
Listen here you muslim slave, I am going to MEDICAL SCHOOL, and it is
muslims like you who are driving taxi cabs and cleaning toilets for a
living. And what is wrong with owning a motel you dip-shit? All my
relatives a filthy rich who own motels, and in fact, they employ
dickless pig-fucking muslims like you to do all the maidwork. So next
time, before you open your ass, think about what you're going to say.
Allah o' fucker!
Gul Khan
On 8 Mar 2002 08:16:58 -0800, chacha_...@yahoo.com (Chacha
koolfire_ro
> yeah bhosri ka konis zaban bhol reha hey. Legta hey sullay ka lulla
> kaam ker gia.
i have been humping your wife/mom/sis/daughter without rest,they are
covered by the minimum wages and work act..but a little more work will
not harm them pimp gulshan khan alias thoti madherchood...wow your
talk very clearly when you have to complain any way what the language
you are crying now in..sanskrit.
Gul Khan
she is a used maal now.
On 8 Mar 2002 21:52:09 -0800, r_man...@hotmail.com (koolfire_ro)
koolfire_ro
> Kooli your didi is now transfered to peela house Grant rd Bombay coz
> she is a used maal now.
wife/mom/sis/daughter are now in my car only ...playing games with
them, humping and driving..your wife is sitting on my lap with my dick
inside her, and daughter is changing gears...you wife got a smooth
arse man...she told me you only waxed it for her personally,because
parlour is expensive :)
jm
Hehe...an absolutely wonderful post! Let's all look to the other side to
find beauty and blowjobs. Perhaps, then and only then can we put our hatred
for each other aside.
On a related note, I am a Bangladeshi who has spent the majority of his life
in the United States. My sexual liaisons have been exclusively with western
women. I always assumed that girls from the sub-continent were too sexually
inert. I couldn't imagine how a Bengali girl would know how to give a
blowjob (and actually like it), or be experimental in bed in some other way.
The previous post to which I refer opened my eyes.
I also agree that Bengal women are the most beautiful in the sub-continent.
jm
koolfire_ro
> her face. Being the only Pakistani man in the room I wanted to say "Really!
> Let's all dedicate the afternoon to talking about sexy Pakistani men! O! men
> of Pakistan how sexy you all are : let us count the ways!". In stead what
> came out of my mouth was "Really?" followed by a raised eyebrow.
> Fortunately, for me our Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Karishma, and her Indian girl
> friends mistook it for modesty and continued "Pakistani men are so hot!"
> exclaimed one. The smile on my face was beginning to widen when suddenly one
> of them decided to be more specific: "Punjabi men are so handsome!"
> Was I Punjabi? Well, if you go back to when Adam was the father of all, then
> maybe.
> "Look Pakistani men are gorgeous but their women are so bhuddy (block-like)
> Indian women are what Pakistani women call "Sookhi-Saryal" (dried up and
> rotten). Dr. Sahiba then elaborated further "In contrast our men are ugly!"
> I try to control my facial muscles from bursting into laughter, even though
> I am so often mistaken for an Indian man that I no longer find it offensive.
> "If only Indian men would start shaving those moustaches" says one of her
> something about those cloths … " suggests another "and stopped being so
> "Oh! They are hopeless" Dr. Karishma throws up her hands in frustration. I
> was beginning to feel very sorry for Indian men. "They are just as bad as
> Bengali men!"
>
> "Really?" I raise the other eyebrow pretending to be ignorant on the subject
> of the extra ordinary Muslim girl who liked giving head.
> "Maybe your Muslim girl friend was gay"
> "Gay?" I ask even more confused.
> "Well, gay people prefer oral sex, you know!"
> To this statement I blurted out "Saif, didn't you just express a preference
> At this point, I decide to leave Saif and his contradictions for a more
> reliable but rare source of information: Muslim women. And so begins the
> search for the one Muslim woman who would dare to talk openly about sex.
> Meanwhile questions swam through my head: Aren't Muslim men infamous for
> being oversexed (exhibiting an excessive sexual drive or interest)? Isn't
> our Prophet also accused of the same malady? Could that be attractive? A
> woman growing up in a puritanical society (that scorns upon sex) would find
> a Muslim man obsessed with sex attractive, perhaps.
> But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
> against us: the fact that Muslim men are circumcised. Circumcision not only
> results in loss of size but also sensation. What woman would find a man with
> smaller and relatively insensitive equipment attractive?
> With this in mind, I met a Czech girl friend who had a thing for Muslim men.
> "Trust me, I dated a Muslim man before and his parts were not insensitive!"
> She hesitates for minute and then says, "They know how to act like men".
> "How do men act?"
> I remember how Alexandra was into gender-defined roles. I recollect how she
> reacted to my tears while we were watching Spielberg's A.I. She initially
> the rest of the evening talking about how men were supposed to act. Yes,
> Alexandra was really into "roles".
> As the evening wore on and I am headed home when I receive a call from
> Salma. She had called to talk about her Indian boy friend. Here was a Muslim
> girl going out with an Indian man? It was now or never:
> "Salma, why are you going out with an Indian man?"
> "What do you mean?"
> "I mean why aren't you with a Muslim fellow?"
> "Well I can tell you why I like Indian men"
> "Why?"
> "Because Indian men are so artistic, so educated and cultivated and
> "Okay … okay … if you had to pick one attribute that you liked about them .
> "They permit us to be ourselves"
> "What do you mean by that?"
> "Indian men let us do what we want."
> "And what is it that Muslim men prohibit you from doing?"
> "O my god! You want a list."
> "Well being a Muslim man I'm curious"
> "Muslim men have issues with what women wear and they have issues with us
> "With your sexuality?"
> "Yes, they can't conceive of a woman enjoying herself … they prohibit us
> "Is that how most Muslim women feel?"
> "Almost all of my friends feel that way . . . "
> How about that? Muslim women in love with Indian men. Indian women liking
> the other side. For I think this can lead to "the beginning of a beautiful
> friendship"
>
>
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haha..i have yet to see man or gentleman from pakistan...how can sexy man come.?
Ali Zadeh
;)
comments anyone?
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> But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
The Dude
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Hehehe. Not a circumcision debate!!!!
My parents did it to me. We chose to leave our son's penis whole. The
American practice of routine infant circumcision is a mystery to Europeans
who have no more incidence of penile cancer or VD. It is a silly cosmetic
ritual performed by a greedy medial establishment which has admitted (AAP
1997) that there is no clear evidence of benefit yet very clear evidence of
trauma and potential infection from the procedure. We don't go lopping
pieces off our healthy girls (as Islam does) and we should absolutely extend
the same dignity to our boys. God save the foreskin (as He created it!).
OK. Enough penis talk.
zahid.din
Erm....the above is new to me !!???
This is my first post and......
on the whole, this forum is pure BULLSHIT from almost EVERONE.
You guys need to learn to chill a little - whether you're a Christian,
Muslim, Jew, Sikh, Hindu, whatever.....please calm down - get a life -
meditate even ! You'll all die of heart attacks soon ! LOL
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The Dude
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> "We don't go lopping pieces off our healthy girls (as Islam does)"
While the practice is not *inherent* to Islamic traditions, it is mostly
practiced in predomintly Islamic cultures.
http://www.fgmnetwork.org/intro/fgmintro.html
Ali Zadeh
I didn't intend to discuss circumcision here. So why create the
diversion, dude? I was refering to Sheraz's erronous implication that
circumcision reduces the size or virility of the penis. Such erronous
notions are usually propagated by Hindus but not by Americans and
certainly not Pakistanis or Muslims.
Btw why the rant about circumcision?
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Chacha Chaudri
> hehehe.
> I didn't intend to discuss circumcision here. So why create the
> diversion, dude? I was refering to Sheraz's erronous implication that
> circumcision reduces the size or virility of the penis. Such erronous
> notions are usually propagated by Hindus but not by Americans and
> certainly not Pakistanis or Muslims.
Then why do muslims women perfer Sardarjis as their paramours ?
>
> Btw why the rant about circumcision?
..When the cut is a bit too deep, then we gotta make fun of it.
Neil Ozman
> hehehe.
The fact of the matter is that Paki men aren't sexy they just follow the way
of Mohammad (Pigshit Be Upon Him) .....
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Mohammed's High Regard For Women
M uch has been spoken about the inhuman treatment of women in Islam. If one
wants to know the reason behind this, one has to closely examine Mohammed's
personal life. As far as women are conecerned, they were just objects of
sexual desire for Prophet Mohammed.
Here I expose the insatiable sexual appetite that Mohammed possessed. This
goes to show that among others, one of the main reasons for forming this
insidious religion, Islam, was so that sex was freely available to the male
followers in the name of Allah. As I have already proved in my article,
Wondrous Treatment of Women In Islam, the Quran justifies treating a woman
as nothing but an object for sexual desire and sometimes even an ordinary
object would be treated better. Suras in the Quran seem to pop up
conveniently, so that Mohammed can justify his perverted sexual actions. For
example, when Mohammed wanted his adopted son's wife, he suddenly got a
revelation from Allah declaring it right to take another man's wife. When he
wanted to stop his wives from quarreling or to accept more wives, he got a
quick revelation for it. My above points are illustrated from the verses
taken from Sura 33.
(Sura 33:28) "O Prophet! Say to thy consorts: 'If it be that ye desire the
life of this world and its glitter then come! I will provide for your
enjoyment and set you free in a handsome manner.'
(Sura 33:30) "O Consorts of the Prophet if any of you were guilty of evident
unseemly conduct, the punishment would be doubled to her, and that is easy
for Allah."
(Sura 33:37) "....Fear Allah. Then when Zayad had dissolved his marriage
with her (Zainab) we joined her in marriage to thee: in order that there may
be no difficulty to the believers in the matter of marriage of the wives of
their adopted sons...."
The prophet's interactions with women, his insatiable lust for lascivious
ladies, his lecherous behaviour with his wives and concubines are components
that form the model of a true muslim. The prophet is the perfect muslim man
for all devout muslims as he is the one whom Allah chose to reveal the Quran
to. And because he is the perfect man it is every muslim's duty to follow
him. For example, they cannot eat pork because Mohammed disliked it, they
have to grow a beard like he had, they have to loot and kill like he did and
likewise they have to molest and treat women inhumanly as he did!
The "great" Mohammed, the founder of this "fabulous" faith was married to
Khadija Bibi who was his employer and 15 years his senior. At that time
Mohammed was 25 years old. He was Khadija Bibi's 3rd husband. Khadija Bibi
was a rich widow when she married Mohammed. For the first time in his life,
Mohammed enjoyed a luxurious life.
This shows the parasitic nature of Mohammed who married his employer so that
he can live a rich life without putting in a single day's work.
Khadija Bibi died when Mohammed was 49 years old. Between the ages of 49 and
63 the "great prophet" married at least 11 times.
This shows how he treated the institution of marriage. For him, women were
nothing but objects for sexual fulfillment. Marrying at least 11 women in 14
years throws light on his insatiable sexual appetite. Read on about the
"greatness" of this prophet.
Among his many other wives Mohammed also married a 6 year old baby, Ayesha.
She was his favourite wife.
This marriage is a clear proof that his pedophilic tendency started
manifesting itself after Khadija's death, because when she was alive he did
not want to offend her because all the wealth belonged to her.
The prophet said that, "the woman can be married for religion, her fortune,
or her beauty. So marry one for the religion" (Abu Issa al-Tarmidi, Sunan
al- Tarmidi, Medina n.d., p.275, B: 4, H:1092)
Therefore, according to the Prophet the woman is either a creature who will
be subjected to brutal conversion to Islam, a golden goose or a sexual
plaything. Her virtues, intelligence or personality do not matter. But
Mohammed did not stop there. He recommends all muslims to marry "one for the
religion". Now what does this mean ? It means that use the institution of
marriage to convert people to Islam. Now you know why so many Muslim men
marry non-muslims and convert them to Islam. It also shows what high regard
Islam has for the sacred institution of Marriage.
In many occasions Mohammed did not even spare women who were originally
allotted to other soldiers of his tribe after gaining a victory in War. One
such woman was Safia Bint Huyay. This Jewish woman was captured by lecherous
muslim invaders after the Jews were brutally murdered by Mohammed. According
to a Quranic Sura (8:41) four fifths of any booty or spoil that is won after
murdering the non-believers, is distributed to the barbaric invaders. In
Islam, women of other religion are also considered as booty, so Safiya bint
Huyay was allotted to a soldier called Dahia. But when Mohammed the ascetic
heard of her 'incomparable beauty', he sent for Dahiya, paid him Safiya's
price and married her. (Ibn Saad, al-Tabaqat, pp. 120-123).
Safiya Bint Huyway was just one of the numerous Jewish women who became prey
to Mohammed's insatiable sexual desire. Regardless of his participation in
these barbaric raids Mohammed was alloted 1/5 of the booty as prescribed in
the Quran, Sura 8:41. Rayhana Bint Zayd was another Jewish woman, whom
Mohammed captured after her tribe was totally butchered. She was known to be
a woman of immense beauty. Mohammed kept her as a concubine. (Ibid., p. 129)
During Mohammed's time a lot of barbaric wars were instigated by the muslims
and Mohammed was always the receiver of at least one fifths of the booty.
This booty included captured women and children. One can imagine how many
women were made into concubines for Prophet Mohammed's carnal pleasure and
how many children were his victims.
Maria the Copt from Egypt, was another concubine of Mohammed. She bore him a
son, Ibrahim, who died in infancy. The Prophet's desire for Maria was so
strong that it led him to violate another of his ideals: "That a man should
be just in his dealings with his wives. A man should keep strictly to the
rotation schedule and not have intercourse with a wife, even if he so
desired."
Hafsa, one of the Prophet's wives, however, caught him having intercourse
with Maria in Safiya's room. 'O Prophet of God, in my room and in my day!'
fulminated Safiya angrily. Afraid of the anger of his other wives, and
especially of his most beloved Ayesha, he promised Hafsa never to touch
Maria again if she would keep the incident secret (Ibid., p. 213). But she
spoke out, and the Prophet immediately received orders from God to retract
his promise to Safiya; he then resumed relations with Maria (Sura 66:3).
Maria's power over the Prophet is best described in Ayesha's words: "I never
was as jealous as I was of Maria again. That is because she was a very
beautiful, curly haired woman. The Prophet was very attracted to her. In the
beginning, she was living near us and the Prophet spent entire days and
nights with her until we protested and she became frightened." (Ibn Saad,
al-Tabaqat, p. 212)
The Prophet then decided to transfer Maria to a more secure dwelling far
from his legitimate wives and kept seeing her inspite of their pressure.
Another woman that the Prophet married for satisfying his sexual desires was
Juwariya Bint al-Harith who was according to Ayesha's description, 'so
beautiful that whoever caught a glimpse of her fell in love with her.'
(Ibid. p.117)
Ayesha's jealousy is displayed again from the following quote: "The Prophet
was in my room when Juwariya came to ask him about a contract. By Allah, I
hated her when I saw her coming towards him. I knew that he was going to see
what I saw (her beauty)." (Ibid)
A unique instance of the effect of female beauty on the Prophet was that of
Duba Bint Amr who 'was among the most beautiful of Arab women....her hair
was long enough to cover all her body.'(Ibid., p. 153) Mohammed asked her
son if he could marry his mother, but later retracted when he heard that
Duba Bint Amr, although attractive, was aging.
This shows that Mohammed was only interested in physical beauty and not in
providing protection for widows or some other charitable cuase as the
Muslims have been brain washed to believe.
Mohammed's adopted son Zayed was married to Zainab, daughter of Jahsh. But
one day the prophet "beheld in a loose undress, the beauty of Zainab, and
burst forth into an ejaculation of devotion and desire. The servile, or
greatful, freeman (Zayed) understood the hint and yielded without hesitation
to the love of the benefactor."
Mohammed was not satisfied with his own overflowing harem and had to marry
his son's wife. His son being a devoted follower of the "great" prophet was
more than happy to divorce his wife. What a great father-in-law Mohammed
was, a model for all Islamic father-in-laws.
Muslim scholar and statesman, Ali Dashti gives the following list of women
in Mohammed's life.
Khadija
Sawda
Ayesha
Omm Salama
Hafsa
Zainab (of Jahsh)
Juwariya
Omm Habiba
Safia
Maymuna (of Hareth)
Fatima
Hend
Asma (of Saba)
Zainab (of Khozayma)
Habla
Asma (of Noman)
Maria
Rayhana
Omm Sharik
Maymuna (not of Hareth)
Zainab (third one)
Khawla
Duba
As a fitting punishment for all his heinous crimes against women, it was a
Jewish woman who poisoned him in her rightful quest for revenge after the
battle of Khaybar. During the last four years of his life, his health
declined, epileptic fits became more frequent and his other infirmities
increased. After living a life of rape, perversion, destruction and plunder,
at the age of 62, Mohammed gasped his last breath on the lap of his 17 year
old child bride Ayesha who watched him die a slow , long and horrible death.
NOTE: Works of Fatima Mernissi, Dr. Robert A. Morey and A. Ghosh have been
used to compose this article.
Chacha Chaudri
> yeah bhosri ka konis zaban bhol reha hey.
The jaban your mama and sis love to hear when she is ecstatic. As regsr
>Legta hey sullay ka lulla kaam ker gia.
This is a favorite muslim quote after swallowing their Mullah's love juices...
Chacha Chaudri
> Samy gandoo after they fucked u for 1000 years they broke up ur
> country into several pieces no more Akhand BahRAT.
It took 1000 years to break Bharat. Compare that with 20 years it took
to break up the Islamic brotherhood into Bangladesh and Pakistan.
Of course, the Afghanis might just launch an attack and take away
Pakhtoonistan as they have always hated their low-grade Pakis. The
Pathans and the Northern Alliance are both pissed off with Gen Mushy.
The Balochis have always had it their way and the day pathans take
their land away, the Balochis will follow suit.
The Sindhis are sick of Punjabi dominance and will take away
Sindh-desh
Insha-Allah, the muslims of Pakistan will each have their own country.
Now tell me who's better ....you Paki-punjabi coward.
>
> You fucking stinky motel walla.
The why are Pakis lining up to clean toilets at desi motels? I
know..bcos pakis have no other skill. For centuries they have either
licked (a) sikh/hindu landlord's asses (b)licked the invaders asses.
Pakis are a race of cowards
Yashuo
insults below). If I'm at work having a tough day, I log on just to
get a laugh. The "bananas in your bedroom during lunch-time" was
surreal. What/whose lunch-time? I thought the son was at the zoo and
not at school, so how would the other children know of this
(unfortunate) young man.
Incredibly, all of the insults being hurled back and forth are off
this one, fairly short thread, that started with, despite the above
title, a pretty innocuous, low-key (and not badly written, at least by
the standards of this ng) post by one A. Shiraz. Too much, yaar.
AVR
*//*all paki men have curved-noses and pimples all over their
faces*//*ugly four foot dravidian nigger*//*ghandu gulshan
mhdherchoth*//*did you know the reason why when other children go to
school,your son goes to the zoo in a cage or why do they hang bananas
in your bedroom near the celing during lunch-time*//*you moronic
sand-nigger paki*//*yellow-juandiced skinned muslims from porkistan
and afghanistan*//*hey pig-fuking GUL*//*pig-fucking ass-lifter
terrorists like you*//*a South Asian nigger you fucking lowlife
retard*//*you coward piece if Indian scum motherchod*//*Send my
regards to Allah when you see him in hell*//*Samy gandoo*//*you
Indians are ugly darky niggers of south asia*//*You fucking stinky
motel walla*//*got it ass-lifter*//*smelly muslim driving a
cab*//*dickless pig-fucking muslims*//*Allah o' fucker*//*Paki-punjabi
coward*//*For centuries they have either licked (a) sikh*//*hindu
landlord's asses (b)licked the invaders asses. Pakis are a race of
cowards*//*arab-wannabe-dumb-fuck*//*a bastardized species....
*//*mussale pakis*//*hazaar saal sey chod chod key motherchod hindu
population*//*Choda teri ma nu, teri dadi nu. Tabhi to phuddi-diya
islam islam di rat lagaye baitha ha. Jin lokaan di izzat lut gai, ta o
mussalman ban gaye. Buzdil-paki-mussalman*//*bhosri ka konis zaban
bhol reha hey. Legta hey sullay ka lulla kaam ker gia*//*Teri jaat ne
ek bhi sher paida kiya si?*//*pimp gulshan khan alias thoti
madherchood*//*Kooli your didi is now transfered to peela house Grant
rd Bombay coz she is a used maal now*//*jaban your mama and sis love
to hear when she is ecstatic*//*lavda ka bal*//*ghandu dont even dream
or get ideas when malishing our ghands*//*
Venkat Venkataraju
That was a great one. With this region/religion in front of us, our
vision gets clouded and we ignore to see the reality as it is. The
reality dosnt stop about being someone sexy or being ugly, but it is
more about life and the way we live. Your satirical note about
pakistani men being sexy did make me think. yeah, guys like you should
be posting frequently in the newsgroup to open the ignorant eyes.
Kudos for ya.
You should be posting in alt.writers
Venkat
jm
Most western women don't really get the chance to experience it, but when
they do, they're hooked!
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sutten
Pakistani men are not sexy; like the entire Asia, they are
irrisponsible, ignorant and pervert idiots multiplying like rabbits
and rats, producing nothing but human unspeakable missery and poverty.
DarkFire
"hahahaha look who is talking an ugly four foot dravidian nigger.
I'd like to say the following:
Firstly, I would consider myself a Dravidian, being born of mixed
(South Indian & Maharashtrian Kshatriya) background.
Having said that, I'd also like to say that I have had opportunity of
meeting some Pakistanis (approx 15 or so), during my work in USA among
other places. All EXECEPT 1 person, were shorter than me. And this one
(taller than me) nice gent had a Pathan background, and had only
contempt for Punjabi Pakistanis (*lol*)
So obviously if I was a "four foot dravidian", then they (the other
Pakistanis) must have all been three feet tall (going by Mr. Gul
Khan's idea of Dravidians). On a side note, he should take a trip into
Banglaore or Madras and have a look for himself)
On the other hand, let us take a typical "Dravidian" state like say
Tamil Nadu (which is probably the most average south Indian state - I
also had the opportunity to live there for a few years). It has a
population of approx 55 milion and produces a GDP of approx US$ 140
billion (In 2001).
Pakistan has a population of approx 145 million and produces a GDP of
US$ 280 billion, in 2001. (Entire Indian GDP is approx 2.3 trillion)
So, a single "Hindu Dravidian nigger state" economically out-performs
entire Pakistan by about 29%. (taking the GDP and dividing by
population, getting the difference and finding the percentage based on
Pak GDP/Population)
Now taking literacy: The literacy in Tamil Nadu is 73.5% and that of
Pakistan is 42.7 %.
Looks like if we were to compare even a single state in India, ENTIRE
Pakistan will get the crap kicked out of them in every economic,
social or military indicator.
The gratest weakness and utter imbecile stupidy of Hindus being...
their *rabid* and retarded fixation with "tolerance of other cultures"
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A. Sheraz
Let’s all dedicate the afternoon to talking about sexy Pakistani men! O! men
of Pakistan how sexy you all are : let us count the ways!”. In stead what
came out of my mouth was “Really?” followed by a raised eyebrow.
Fortunately, for me our Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Karishma, and her Indian girl
friends mistook it for modesty and continued “Pakistani men are so hot!”
exclaimed one. The smile on my face was beginning to widen when suddenly one
of them decided to be more specific: “Punjabi men are so handsome!”
Was I Punjabi? Well, if you go back to when Adam was the father of all, then
maybe.
“Look Pakistani men are gorgeous but their women are so bhuddy (block-like)
… no kidding! Their women are big like men, no. Hattay kattay (built up and
carved up)!” added Dr. Karishma. It was a well-chosen comment since most
Indian women are what Pakistani women call “Sookhi-Saryal” (dried up and
rotten). Dr. Sahiba then elaborated further “In contrast our men are ugly!”
I try to control my facial muscles from bursting into laughter, even though
I am so often mistaken for an Indian man that I no longer find it offensive.
“If only Indian men would start shaving those moustaches” says one of her
girl friends “… and got rid of those thick eye glasses” pipes another “did
something about those cloths … ” suggests another “and stopped being so
servile to their parents!”
“Oh! They are hopeless” Dr. Karishma throws up her hands in frustration. I
was beginning to feel very sorry for Indian men. “They are just as bad as
Bengali men!”
“Really?” I raise the other eyebrow pretending to be ignorant on the subject
But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
against us: the fact that Muslim men are circumcised. Circumcision not only
results in loss of size but also sensation. What woman would find a man with
smaller and relatively insensitive equipment attractive?
A. Sheraz
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Sam North
That's why paki movies are so popular huh?
lol...all paki men have curved-noses and pimples all over their faces.
But then again, it helps then identify with their ugly arab brothers!
Gul Khan
wrote:
>Oh of course!!!
hahahaha look who is talking an ugly four foot dravidian nigger.
Ramaukaka
> Hmmmm....IN YOUR DREAMS BUDDY!
YOU ARE SO PATHETIC ! ITS TRUE THAT PAKISTANI MEN ARE SEXY AND A LOT MORE,
HOW DO I KNOW THIS ? ITS A UNIVERSAL TRUTH !
MeatEater
Based on what you just said, you should not complain about racism in
the USA, you moronic sand-nigger paki. Go back home and hump your
camels.
USA is not a place for you.
--ME
Karina
over Paks, though some of my relations [all non-Muslims] lived in
Kashmir pre divide. Gorgeous land, or it was, locals were only too
willing to offer themselves as slaves and the rest apparently to the
rich families....poverty hey...what it does to you. In fact, one of my
aunts is called Kashmir in ode to that once beautiful land......how
sweeet.... As for the locals themselves, THANKS BUT NO THANKS.
- So unlike desperate who let the dogs out Yvonne Ridley, Mi twadi
kanjar mundiyanu/bandiyanu ney pesend kardi.
Hey cac, how come your defending Paks but your name is JASBIR SINGH.
- Isn't that supposed to be Sikh, please enlighten us caca.
Karina
... yeah, my sisters pointed out that hey've realise THEY ALL HAVE BIG
NOSES, HOW COME....?
A. ..... well.. That's what you get for doing your own and ur cousins
to much...innit?
Shotgun
"A. Sheraz" <a_sh...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Pakistani men are so sexy!" exclaims Dr. Karishma with a child like grin
on
> her face. Being the only Pakistani man in the room I wanted to say
"Really!
> Let's all dedicate the afternoon to talking about sexy Pakistani men! O!
men
> of Pakistan how sexy you all are : let us count the ways!". In stead what
> came out of my mouth was "Really?" followed by a raised eyebrow.
> Fortunately, for me our Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Karishma, and her Indian girl
> friends mistook it for modesty and continued "Pakistani men are so hot!"
> exclaimed one. The smile on my face was beginning to widen when suddenly
one
> of them decided to be more specific: "Punjabi men are so handsome!"
> Was I Punjabi? Well, if you go back to when Adam was the father of all,
then
> maybe.
> "Look Pakistani men are gorgeous but their women are so bhuddy
(block-like)
and
> carved up)!" added Dr. Karishma. It was a well-chosen comment since most
> Indian women are what Pakistani women call "Sookhi-Saryal" (dried up and
> rotten). Dr. Sahiba then elaborated further "In contrast our men are
ugly!"
> I try to control my facial muscles from bursting into laughter, even
though
> I am so often mistaken for an Indian man that I no longer find it
offensive.
> "If only Indian men would start shaving those moustaches" says one of her
> something about those cloths . " suggests another "and stopped being so
> servile to their parents!"
> "Oh! They are hopeless" Dr. Karishma throws up her hands in frustration. I
> was beginning to feel very sorry for Indian men. "They are just as bad as
> Bengali men!"
>
> "Really?" I raise the other eyebrow pretending to be ignorant on the
subject
> strange reason I felt relieved although it still did not answer the puzzle
> of the extra ordinary Muslim girl who liked giving head.
> "Maybe your Muslim girl friend was gay"
> "Gay?" I ask even more confused.
> "Well, gay people prefer oral sex, you know!"
> To this statement I blurted out "Saif, didn't you just express a
preference
finish
> my statement Saif became very upset and started interrogating me with "Are
> At this point, I decide to leave Saif and his contradictions for a more
> reliable but rare source of information: Muslim women. And so begins the
> search for the one Muslim woman who would dare to talk openly about sex.
> Meanwhile questions swam through my head: Aren't Muslim men infamous for
> being oversexed (exhibiting an excessive sexual drive or interest)? Isn't
> our Prophet also accused of the same malady? Could that be attractive? A
> woman growing up in a puritanical society (that scorns upon sex) would
find
> a Muslim man obsessed with sex attractive, perhaps.
> But what about circumcision? Here was something negative that weighed
> against us: the fact that Muslim men are circumcised. Circumcision not
only
> results in loss of size but also sensation. What woman would find a man
with
> smaller and relatively insensitive equipment attractive?
> With this in mind, I met a Czech girl friend who had a thing for Muslim
men.
> "Trust me, I dated a Muslim man before and his parts were not
insensitive!"
> She hesitates for minute and then says, "They know how to act like men".
> "How do men act?"
> I remember how Alexandra was into gender-defined roles. I recollect how
she
> reacted to my tears while we were watching Spielberg's A.I. She initially
> the baby" then she proceeded to bury my head in her chest. Then she spent
> the rest of the evening talking about how men were supposed to act. Yes,
> Alexandra was really into "roles".
> As the evening wore on and I am headed home when I receive a call from
> Salma. She had called to talk about her Indian boy friend. Here was a
Muslim
> girl going out with an Indian man? It was now or never:
> "Salma, why are you going out with an Indian man?"
> "What do you mean?"
> "I mean why aren't you with a Muslim fellow?"
> "Well I can tell you why I like Indian men"
> "Why?"
> "Because Indian men are so artistic, so educated and cultivated and
> "Okay . okay . if you had to pick one attribute that you liked about them
.
> . "
> "They permit us to be ourselves"
> "What do you mean by that?"
> "Indian men let us do what we want."
> "And what is it that Muslim men prohibit you from doing?"
> "O my god! You want a list."
> "Well being a Muslim man I'm curious"
> "Muslim men have issues with what women wear and they have issues with us
> "With your sexuality?"
> "Yes, they can't conceive of a woman enjoying herself . they prohibit us
> from being women "
> "Is that how most Muslim women feel?"
> "Almost all of my friends feel that way . . . "
> How about that? Muslim women in love with Indian men. Indian women liking
M. Ranjit Mathews
> ?Pakistani men are so sexy!?
Allah promised Bhutto that he would be well hung and his agent on
earth Zia saw to it that he was.
Bholu
wonderful.
Ramaukaka
> Persaonally I prefer Indians
> over Paks,
hahahaha!! the truth suggests otherwise. hindu women's first choice is
a non hindu. listen kiddo, from real life examples i can tell you that
indian women (and i am talking about hindu women and not muslim women)
avoid hindu indian males as much as they can when it comes to dating
!!!!!!!!
I even know an indian christian girl who prefers who is married to a
non-hindu.
even begali girls are avoiding boys from back home.Indian women really
have some sort of an inferiority complex, they just wish they could go
to bed and wake up next day as a blue eyed blond.
dont give that crap about prefering indians over pakis
pinkcity
separate reference to Bengali and the rest of the India.
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