My Widdle Tiny Kosher Mergez

[Humpboys Grosvenor]

My Widdle Tiny Kosher Mergez
By William "Patrick Humpboys" Grosvenor

Roddie Dickie, you're the one,
You make whacking lots of fun,
Roddie Dickie, I'm awfully fond of you;
(woh woh, bee doh!)
Roddie Dickie, joy of boys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Roddie Dickie, you're my very best friend, it's true!
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)

CHORUS:

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find my little rodd what's
Cute and yellow and grubby
Roddie Dickie, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber duckie, I'm awfully fond of you.

(repeat chorus)

Roddie Dickie, you're so small
And I'm lucky that I find ya at all
Roddie Dickie, I'm awfully fond of -
Roddie Dickie, I'd like a whole pound of -
Roddie Dickie I'm awfully fond of you!
(doo doo, be doo.)

Question: What is Kosher Food?
Answer: Kosher food is food prepared in accordance with Jewish
Dietary Laws.

In their most "biblical" form, Jewish Dietary Laws state:
Pork, rabbit, eagle, owl, catfish, sturgeon, and any shellfish,
insect or reptile are non-kosher.

Other species of meat and fowl must be slaughtered in a prescribed
manner to be kosher.

Meat and dairy products may not be made or consumed together.

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My name is William Grosvenor CGA - Certified General Asshole

[A Moose in Love]

On Oct 31, 4:11 pm, Humpboys Grosvenor <nob...@slug.sluggish.net>
wrote:

> My name is William Grosvenor CGA - Certified General Asshole, and I apporve this >message.

boooo!!!!