MUSLIM JOKES - The old ones are the best ones
Father Ted
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None!
They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians ?" It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full
facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pricks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women!
A small plane carrying Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes
and all aboard are killed. Who is saved? The
Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
Two Israelis are in an elevator when the doors open and a Palestinian
gets on. After the doors close, the Palestinian lets out a huge, noisy
fart. The doors open again and the Palestinian gets off. One Jew looks
at the other, wipes his brow and says, "Thank God! Must have been a
dud!"
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow
myself up
so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to
get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
ward? "Live ammunition."
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his
room?"
BEFORE WE PAY TO REBUILD IRAQ, LET'S SEE THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES PAY TO
REBUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE.
Roy Boy
Thanks for the chuckles Father Ted.
However there was a toss up for the muslim beauty contest winner, ck
link below and scroll down to miss Iraq and miss plo. hehehe
Miss World 2004
Address:http://www.masswolf.com/missworld/missworld.html Changed:6:34 AM
on Friday, September 26, 2003
Ariel
elmer swanson
> They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
>
<not funny jokes snipped>
Haven't you got anything better to do with your time?
Anthony
Half an hour of begging.
How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny!
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
They put parking meters on the roof!
Why is money green?
Because Jews pick it before it's ripe!
How can you tell the mother-in-law at a Jewish wedding?
She's the one on her hands and knees picking up the rice!
Did you hear about the new tires, Firestein?
They not only stop on a dime, they also pick it up!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Someone dropped a quarter!
Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
What's the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more then money.
What's the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back!
How do you lose a Jewish cop?
Drive through a toll booth
Why do Jewish girls like prostitution?
Because you got it, you sell it, and you still got it.
How can you tell if your limo is owned by a Jew?
It has a pay phone in the back seat.
What's the best thing to do before a visit to a Jewish dentist?
Count your money before he gives you the gas.
Why don't Jewish soldiers wear bullet proof vests?
Because they cant get a refund if they don't work.
How do you confuse a Jewish guy?
Put him in a round room, tell him there's a penny in the corner.
Why do Jews have thick windows?
So their kids don't hear the ice-cream truck.
What's the shortest book in the world?
The Jewish handbook of business ethics.
What's the real American dream?
For every black guy to swim back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A fur coat!
Why don't Jews eat pork?
They may be a lot of things, but CANNIBALS they're not!
What's a Jewish dilemma?
Free ham.
Why aren't Jews attacked by sharks?
Professional courtesy!
What did the Jewish mother ask her daughter when she learned she had an
affair?
Who catered it?
What's the difference between a Jewish bitch and a barracuda?
Nail polish.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew?
An elephant eventually forgets.
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is a form of self-defense, and judo is what bagels are made of.
Did you hear that the limbo was invented by the Jews?
Yeah, from sneaking into pay toilets.
What do you call ten Jewish bitches in a basement?
A WHINE cellar.
Why did the Jewish mother have herself entombed at Bloomingdales?
So her daughter would visit at least twice a week.
What's the difference between a vulture and a Jew?
A vulture waits until you're dead to eat your heart out!
What do you call a Jewish homosexual?
He-blew.
What do you call the Jewish mafia?
The kosher nostra.
What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Puerto Rican?
A superintendent who thinks he owns the building.
What do you get when you cross a chinaman with a Jewish mother?
Someone who makes misfortune cookies.
What does an apple and a Jew have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree!
How do you fit 6 million Jews into a car?
Two in the front, three in the back, and the rest in the ashtray!
What do you call 5 Jews in the back of a truck going off the edge of a
cliff?
A waste, you can fit 12!
What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven.
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
An Empty Bus
Why Hitler committed suicide?
Because he saw his gas bill.
What did the Auschwitz guard say when Hitler payed a surprise visit?
If I knew you where coming, I'd have baked a kike!
Whos the best jewish cook?
Hitler
Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
A. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"
After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her
students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father
ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your
family didn't celebrate Christmas." Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all
held hands and danced around the cash register singing 'What A Friend We
Have In Jesus.'
A korean and jew are at a bar having some drinks. Out of the blue, the Jew
punches the Korean in the face. " What was that for! " exclaimed the Korean.
" Now that, " said the Jew " Was for Pearl harbor" " Pearl Harbor! That was
the Japenese!" " Japenese, Chinese, Korean, what's the difference!" Time
passes and out of the blue the korean punches the Jew in the face. " What
was that for!" excaimed the Jew " That, " said the Korean, " Was for the
titanic" " The Titanic was sunk by an iceburg! " " Iceburg, Goldburg, what's
the difference!"
Bill Levinson
Anthony wrote:
[deleted]
>
> What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
> A pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven.
Q: Which is better fertilizer, Palestinian terrorists or manure?
A: You can't shovel manure with a bayonet.
>
> Q. What does the Jewish Santa Claus say?
> A. "Ho! Ho! Ho! Anybody wanna buy some toys?"
Actually, that's the function of the Gentile Santa Claus in shopping
malls. :^)
> After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her
> students how they celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father
> ran a local toy store, she said, "Sammy, since you're Jewish, I guess your
> family didn't celebrate Christmas." Sammy replied, "Oh yes, we did. We all
> held hands and danced around the cash register singing 'What A Friend We
> Have In Jesus.'
See above. :^)
The difference between these jokes and the Palestinian jokes is that the
Pallie jokes are based on reality.
--Bill
Bill Levinson
Father Ted wrote:
> How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None!
> They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
>
> Did you hear about the Broadway play, "The Palestinians ?" It bombed!
>
> What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
ROTFL! (Funny but sadly true.)
> Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
> Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
Do you mind if I copy some of these onto my Web site?
> Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys? Because every
> Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
[deleted]
>
> What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
> ward? "Live ammunition."
Also funny but sadly true.
> A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, "After Abdul blows up, can I have his
> room?"
>
> BEFORE WE PAY TO REBUILD IRAQ, LET'S SEE THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES PAY TO
> REBUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE.
Mullah: "And you, little Abdul, whom do you want to kill when you blow up?"
Did you see the Palestinian Orc in "The Two Towers?" He's the one who
did the Olympic torch run into the explosives under Helm's Deep. He must
have been a Palestinian, as any other Orc would have used a fuze.
--Bill
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
You have a strange concept of reality, Levinstein.
Franko Pizza
Juno forger alone in insisting "Nothing Wrong with Jews"
Father Ted
Palis have no humour - They're too busy killing themselves.
It was interesting to see the assholes such as Anthony (Abdul the
Camel-Shagger to his friends) turn this into a hate-filled post. It was
light humour.
The difference is that his jokes were hatred. Oh well, just another asshole
muslim who can't laugh at what a prick he really is.
Bill - please feel free to reproduce as many of these as you want.
"Bill Levinson" <wlev...@SPAMBLOCK.stentorian.com> wrote in message
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Father Ted
answer: because the last goat to see his prick needed a magnifying glass and
tweezers!
anthony @islamonline????.ie
please !!!
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Father Ted
"elmer swanson" <elmer_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I suppose I could always go and throw a few rocks.
Ilan Ramon
Would you answer this question: What the difference between forgers and
trolls?
J Winkler
>
Stubbornness, without the occasional reality check and willingness to
adjust one's perceptions, goals and strategy, is not virtuous.
Father Ted
"Ilan Ramon" <lost_jew...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Since "Father Ted" a forger & troll at the sametime??
> Would you answer this question: What the difference between forgers and
> trolls?
>
What's the difference between a Muslim Pig pretending to be a dead Jew, and
a piece of shit on the bottom of my boot?
I'll save you the trouble of answering: NONE - you son of a diseased whore
Eric P.
>
> It is ashame that all these jokes were originally written for whites,
> blondes (except Blondes Gaulloises), and Polish. Now they are
> transposed for bashing the Arabs. This shows how racists you, whites,
> all are. As I have told you many many times, there is no racism in
> Islam. Obviously you didn't pay attention and now you are caught.
>
... but the fact this kind of jokes is made by all the people about
all the people from any kind of other countries and religions
(Belgians, Arabians, French's, Americans, Irish's, Scottish's...)
shows also there is no racism focused against Arabians... (Personally
I do not consider anti-French jokes as racism).
Regards,
Eric
France
HotDog
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HotDog
Bill Levinson
Ilan Ramon wrote:
Posting under an obvious pseudonym or fake name (Father Ted) is not
forgery because he is not using another user's name.
--Bill
Abu-Alwafa
> Ilan Ramon wrote:
>
> > Since "Father Ted" a forger & troll at the sametime??
> > Would you answer this question: What the difference between forgers and
> > trolls?
>
> Posting under an obvious pseudonym or fake name (Father Ted) is not
> forgery because he is not using another user's name.
See Father ted forgeries using my name!!!
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Richard Dell
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> What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
> Half an hour of begging.
etc. etc.
You will probably find that most of those were written by Jews. I doubt if the
Palestinians have a sense of humour, certainly not a self-deprecating one.
Bill Levinson
Father Ted wrote:
> ...Jewish humour is self-deprecatory - They laugh at themselves.
> Palis have no humour - They're too busy killing themselves.
>
> It was interesting to see the assholes such as Anthony (Abdul the
> Camel-Shagger to his friends) turn this into a hate-filled post. It was
> light humour.
> The difference is that his jokes were hatred. Oh well, just another asshole
> muslim who can't laugh at what a prick he really is.
>
> Bill - please feel free to reproduce as many of these as you want.
I put them on http://www.omdurman.org/militant.html. Thanks!
Mullah to kindergarten student: "Little Abdul, whom do you want to
murder when you blow up?"
Mullah after fitting a Palestinian teenager with a suicide bomb: "For
your 14th birthday, Abdul, take a deep breath, make a wish for 72
dark-eyed virgins in Paradise, and blow up your Israeli neighbors!"
--Bill
http://www.omdurman.org/
Sheldon Liberman
to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
Jon Young
A: The bucket
bob young
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
as well that most of their patients are jews.
Father Ted
"The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe" <rene...@anglickan.org> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
> >Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
> >to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
> >a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>
> Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
> industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
> as well that most of their patients are jews.
A bit like the church being riddled with child-molesters and perverts - just
as well really, you asshole.
Father Ted
"Jon Young" <jdyo...@volcanomail.com> wrote in message
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> Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a bucket of shit?
>
> A: The bucket
lolol
Mujahid
Sheldon Liberman
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>>to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>>a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>
>
> Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
> industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
> as well that most of their patients are jews.
I guess you speak from personal experience. Apparently none of your
shrinks are too proud at the moment.
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
wrote:
>
>"The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe" <rene...@anglickan.org> wrote in message
>news:400a2df0...@news.onetel.net.uk...
>> On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
>> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>
>> >Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>> >to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>> >a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>>
>> Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
>> industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
>> as well that most of their patients are jews.
>
>A bit like the church being riddled with child-molesters and perverts - just
>as well really, you asshole.
Up yours, sunshine. Enjoy already!
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>
>The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
>> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>>>to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>>>a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>>
>>
>> Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
>> industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
>> as well that most of their patients are jews.
>
>I guess you speak from personal experience. Apparently none of your
>shrinks are too proud at the moment.
You guess wrong, eh? That's because you're an asshole, eh?
Father Ted
"Mujahid" <alfala...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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funny.
The Palis laugh at murder.
Sheldon Liberman
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 09:06:11 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>
>>
>>The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
>>><sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>>>>to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>>>>a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>>>
>>>
>>>Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
>>>industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
>>>as well that most of their patients are jews.
>>
>>I guess you speak from personal experience. Apparently none of your
>>shrinks are too proud at the moment.
>
>
> You guess wrong, eh? That's because you're an asshole, eh?
>
How nice it must be for you not to be burdened with an intellect; to
know that that only thing in life that
you're capable of is sitting on your fat wazoo mocking your superiors,
and to be at peace with that knowledge.
How great is must be to be able to use your mouth and touchas
interchangeably, depending on whether you're standing or sitting.
I guess even the best psychiatrist knows better tan to tackle an
unredeemable bloward like yourself. Pity.
JW
wrote:
>"Anthony" <ec...@iol.ie> wrote in message news:<_UWNb.5684$HR.1...@news.indigo.ie>...
>> What's the Jewish version of foreplay?....
Q: How long does it take for an Arab woman to take out the
garbage?
A: Nine months!
Stay away from garbage trucks or the dump, Mujahid. The
tempation might be just too much for you! You know, like attracts
like. LOL!!!
>Cool
It's good that you see and agree. LOL!!!
Here's one for Anthony. A Jewish man lay on his deathbed and
said to his wife, " I want to convert to Christianity". His astonished
wife asked, "Why?" And he replied, "It's better that a GOY die than a
Jew!"
Remember Anthony, if you SUCK YOUR OWN WASTE, you're helping
the environment by RECYCLING! Read between the farts.
JW
bob young
A close family
Good prospects for their sons and daughters
A decent income
Security for their family
An education which allows their youth to go anywhere they want after graduation
Respect for the elderly
A desire to be creative
Are these desires exclusive to jews? ***OF COURSE NOT***
But they are hated because they are generally much better at achieving their goals than
most other people.
Jew haters need to work hard to improve themselves; or SEE A SHRINK WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY
Bob
A Brit. in Hong Kong
Franko Pizza wrote:
> "Anthony" <ec...@iol.ie> wrote in message news:<_UWNb.5684$HR.1...@news.indigo.ie>...
> > What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
<sick gutter garbage trashed to where it belongs>
>
M C
"bob young" <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote in message
news:400B5557...@netvigator.com...
> Jewish people [I'm not Jewish] have these basic desires:
>
> A close family
>
> Good prospects for their sons and daughters
>
> A decent income
>
> Security for their family
>
> An education which allows their youth to go anywhere they want after
graduation
>
> Respect for the elderly
>
> A desire to be creative
>
> Are these desires exclusive to jews? ***OF COURSE NOT***
>
>
> But they are hated because they are generally much better at achieving
their goals than
> most other people.
>
Arrogance breeds contempt, as well. Jews also wish to seperate themselves
from others wherever they go. They wish for their children to only marry
other jews. This breeds contempt as well. Jews and their master race shit
bring on a lot of this hate.
Rodrigo Diaz
"M C" <mcu...@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:100msvf...@corp.supernews.com...
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
wrote:
>Jewish people [I'm not Jewish] have these basic desires:
>
>A close family
>
>Good prospects for their sons and daughters
>
>A decent income
Achieved at the expense of ethics and morals.
>Security for their family
>
>An education which allows their youth to go anywhere they want after graduation
>
>Respect for the elderly
>
>A desire to be creative
Especially in regard to accounting.
>Are these desires exclusive to jews? ***OF COURSE NOT***
>
>
>But they are hated because they are generally much better at achieving their goals than
>most other people.
Unhampered by the constraints of ethical behaviour.
>Jew haters need to work hard to improve themselves; or SEE A SHRINK WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY
>
>Bob
>A Brit. in Hong Kong
Gweilo go home.
The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe
<sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>
>
>The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
>> On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 09:06:11 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
>> <sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>The Revd Terence Fformby-Smythe wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 17 Jan 2004 20:14:41 -0500, Sheldon Liberman
>>>><sheldon....@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Interesting, Anthony. I'm sure a good Jewish psychiatrist would be able
>>>>>to help you. The crux of the matter is that Jews are winners and you are
>>>>>a loser. Hmm, that IS funny.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Now there's an oxymoron - "good jewish psychiatrist". The psychiatric
>>>>industry is riddled with jew quacks and charlatans. Perhaps it's just
>>>>as well that most of their patients are jews.
>>>
>>>I guess you speak from personal experience. Apparently none of your
>>>shrinks are too proud at the moment.
>>
>>
>> You guess wrong, eh? That's because you're an asshole, eh?
>>
>How nice it must be for you not to be burdened with an intellect; to
>know that that only thing in life that
>you're capable of is sitting on your fat wazoo mocking your superiors,
>and to be at peace with that knowledge.
Surely you can draw on your vast experience to confirm this, eh?
>How great is must be to be able to use your mouth and touchas
>interchangeably, depending on whether you're standing or sitting.
As above, eh?
>I guess even the best psychiatrist knows better tan to tackle an
>unredeemable bloward like yourself. Pity.
"Bloward"? "Tan"? Is yiddish, eh?
T. Browning
and
frank...@aol.com (Franko Pizza) wrote in message news:<4bd8afdc.04011...@posting.google.com>...
> "Anthony" <ec...@iol.ie> wrote in message news:<_UWNb.5684$HR.1...@news.indigo.ie>...
> > What's the Jewish version of foreplay?
bob young
M C wrote:
> "bob young" <alasp...@netvigator.com> wrote in message
> news:400B5557...@netvigator.com...
> > Jewish people [I'm not Jewish] have these basic desires:
> >
> > A close family
> >
> > Good prospects for their sons and daughters
> >
> > A decent income
> >
> > Security for their family
> >
> > An education which allows their youth to go anywhere they want after
> graduation
> >
> > Respect for the elderly
> >
> > A desire to be creative
> >
> > Are these desires exclusive to jews? ***OF COURSE NOT***
> >
> >
> > But they are hated because they are generally much better at achieving
> their goals than
> > most other people.
> >
>
> Arrogance breeds contempt,
The arrogance is yours. My post contained only a list of facts, take another
read. Put your glasses on!
> as well. Jews also wish to seperate themselves
> from others wherever they go.
And so do blacks, Indians, Pakistanis etc etc., some, at least. I know of
many Jews married to gentiles. Have you never heard if this? Take your
head out of the sand and stop your hatred. If there were no Jews, who would
you hate?
>
> They wish for their children to only marry
> other jews. This breeds contempt as well.
this applies to ALL cultures, your own, no doubt, whatever it is. You
really are pathetic
> Jews and their master race shit
> bring on a lot of this hate.
I'm 73 and have yet to hear any statement by Jews about them being the
Master Race.
I have little doubt that you have a serious inferiority complex - SEE A
SHRINK
bob
A Brit. in Hong Kong
[Winston Churchill 1874-1965]
He is one of those orators of whom it was well said, ‘Before they get up,
they do not know what they are going to say; when they are speaking they do
not know what they are saying; and when they have sat down they do not know
what they have said.’
bob young
Rodrigo Diaz wrote:
> You must pumpkin on Halloween..
.......try digging up enough intelligence to answer a post with facts
Father Ted
Ahh...the benefits of a good British Education, eh Reverend?????? Being
Buggered in the showers by the prefects tends to warp and distort
perspectives.