More Albanian jokes
Branko Dojcinovic
'' Pigs are looked upon higher in society than a shiptar is ''
What's the difference between a Serbian girl and Shiptar girl?
" The Serbian girl isn't raising incest children of her brothers by the
time she 13 "
What does it feel like to be the lowest form of trash in Europe you dirty
children raping shiptar motherfuckers?
CHETNIK
JOVIMAXIMO
TYPICAL SERBIAN SUB-HUMAN. NO WONDER THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO DO AWAY WITH YOU,
YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPERM
Branko Dojcinovic
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
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The whole world eh? I'm not hearing to many complaints. You call Serbs
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK
JOVIMAXIMO
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK>>>>>
HOW ABOUT TWENTY NATIONS WHO BOMBED YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE? WERE THEY YOUR
FRIENDS ???
Reb9227
Subject: Re: More Albanian jokes
From: jovim...@aol.com (JOVIMAXIMO)
Date: Sat, 14 August 1999 07:03 PM EDT
Message-id: <19990814190334...@ng-cs1.aol.com>
Reb9227
Date: Sun, 15 August 1999 02:02 PM EDT
Message-id: <4fCt3.63950$jl.40...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
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>WHAT A LOW LIFE.
>TYPICAL SERBIAN SUB-HUMAN. NO WONDER THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO DO AWAY WITH
YOU,
>YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPERM
The whole world eh? I'm not hearing to many complaints. You call Serbs
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK
Hey Branko, hell, man, they found that out already. The Russians are making
sure of that
Reb9227
Date: Sun, 15 August 1999 01:43 PM EDT
Message-id: <19990815134338...@ng-fm1.aol.com>
The whole world eh? I'm not hearing to many complaints. You call Serbs
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK>>>>>
HOW ABOUT TWENTY NATIONS WHO BOMBED YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE? WERE THEY YOUR
FRIENDS ???
jovi sure can't count, there we're 19 of which five we're against the atrocity,
but here is what will happen unless you children go back into your caves.
Next time stone age Albania get;s haughty, will have this to contend with;
Over the years, Greece has made strong allies with the following countries,
whom we believe will come to her aid if their is trouble, the United States
would not dare confront this strength to defend Albania, also let's not forget
the very strong Greek lobby in Washington, D.C.. Any military strategist will
confirm these findings. Greece has and is maintaining a strong relationship in
commerce, imports/exports, business and support in the following countries.
GREECE
Military manpower—military age: 21 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 2,693,116 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 2,062,117 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 78,894 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CHINA
Military manpower—military age: 18 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 359,057,859 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 197,553,118 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 9,553,823 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RUSSIA
Military manpower—military age: 18 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 38,585,841 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NORTH KOREA
Military manpower—military age: 18 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 5,704,690 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 3,449,880 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
INDIA
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 263,765,005 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 154,925,081 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 10,566,718 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GEORGIA
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 1,286,126 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 1,017,954 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 40,946 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ARMENIA
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 914,134 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 726,938 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 31,814 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
FRANCE
Military manpower—military age: 18 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 14,739,065 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 12,264,824 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 407,794 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ITALY
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 14,249,145 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 12,314,086 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 324,437 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TURKEY
(note: Greece and Turkey are having serious negotiations to resolve their
differences, this will happen before Clinton retires as president and if this
happens, then Turkey will be on Greece's side)
Military manpower—military age: 20 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 17,761,347 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 10,789,134 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 658,946 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
IRAN
Military manpower—military age: 21 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 16,270,295 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 9,672,021 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 671,734 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SAUDI ARABIA
Military manpower—military age: 18 years of age
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 5,595,295 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 3,112,733 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 186,574 (1998 est.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
EGYPT
Military manpower—availability:
males age 15-49: 17,350,925 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—fit for military service:
males: 11,247,896 (1998 est.)
Military manpower—reaching military age annually:
males: 683,868 (1998 est.)
Can Albania stand against this strength? Greece has long been friendly with
these people in commerce, UN, and support thereof. If there is a war that
Albania wants, then we would be most happy to accommodate her, this time, it
will make Kosovo look like a paradise. After your last post, I went thru a
number of Greek papers and compiled these facts. Unfortunately for Albania, she
has not been able to participate in world commerce or activities due to her
financial conditions.
ALBANIA
Military manpower
609,986 That's thousand
Military expenditures annual
$42,000,000.00 That's million
Too bad jovi, put your tail between your legs and run and hide in your Albanian
cave.
Branko Dojcinovic
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
<19990815134338...@ng-fm1.aol.com>...
>The whole world eh? I'm not hearing to many complaints. You call Serbs
>low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you
have
>been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
>scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
>
>
>CHETNIK>>>>>
>
>HOW ABOUT TWENTY NATIONS WHO BOMBED YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE? WERE THEY
YOUR
>FRIENDS ???
Back to the stone age eh? The people in Serbia are still better off than
turd hut living shiptars. After all nato did we are still not the lowest
for of trash in Europe, you are. ha, ha,ha........... Show's how far ahead
you shiptars are.
CHETNIK
Branko Dojcinovic
Reb9227 wrote in message <19990815162842...@ng-ff1.aol.com>...
>Subject: Re: More Albanian jokes
>Date: Sun, 15 August 1999 02:02 PM EDT
>Message-id: <4fCt3.63950$jl.40...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>
>
>
>JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
><19990814190334...@ng-cs1.aol.com>...
>>WHAT A LOW LIFE.
>>TYPICAL SERBIAN SUB-HUMAN. NO WONDER THE WHOLE WORLD WANTS TO DO AWAY WITH
>YOU,
>>YOU ARE A WASTE OF SPERM
>
>
>low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you
have
>been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
>scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
>
>
>CHETNIK
>
>
>sure of that
That ass raping shiptar doesn't realize this. Tough luck for him.
CHETNIK
JOVIMAXIMO
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK>>>>>
HOW ABOUT TWENTY NATIONS WHO BOMBED YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE? WERE THEY YOUR
FRIENDS ???
jovi sure can't count, there we're 19 of which five we're against the
atrocity>>>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S RIGHT THEY WERE "AGAINST THE ATROCITY" BUT THEY DELIEVERED THE BOMBS
ANYWAY AS A TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH
JOVIMAXIMO
sure of that>>>
THE RUSSIANS ARE YOUR FELLOW LOSERS GREEK IDIOT. JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY ARE
GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED IN THE CAUCASUS
Amigocabal
Los matadores por el paredon!
JOVIMAXIMO
SHUT YOUR SUB-HUMAN MOUTH AND GO TEND TO YOUR SCATTERED FLOCK OF SERB CATTLE
OVER THERE IN BELGRADE
JOVIMAXIMO
YOUR
>FRIENDS ???
Back to the stone age eh? The people in Serbia are still better off than
turd hut living shiptars. After all nato did we are still not the lowest
for of trash in Europe, you are. ha, ha,ha........... Show's how far ahead
you shiptars are.
CHETNIK>>>>
THE ONLY THING LOOKING BETTER THAN BELGRADE RIGHT NOW IS DOWNTOWN ANGOLA
Reb9227
Date: Sun, 15 August 1999 10:16 PM EDT
Message-id: <19990815221617...@ng-cd1.aol.com>
That ass raping shiptar doesn't realize this. Tough luck for him.>>>
SHUT YOUR SUB-HUMAN MOUTH AND GO TEND TO YOUR SCATTERED FLOCK OF SERB CATTLE
OVER THERE IN BELGRADE
More Shqiptar jokes? Guess that would mean jovi and johnny, two of the biggest
jokes on these boards, big talk little action
Reb9227
Message-id: <19990815190547...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
We are discussing the asshole shqiptars ob this board, yet jovi is trying to
divert attention from his stone age relatives.
Reb9227
Message-id: <19990815190444...@ng-cr1.aol.com>
The whole world eh? I'm not hearing to many complaints. You call Serbs
low-life? What do you call the chicken shit terrorist tactics that you have
been doing all over Kosovo. Nato will soon realize that the inbred shiptar
scum they helped are the ones they should have been against all along.
CHETNIK>>>>>
HOW ABOUT TWENTY NATIONS WHO BOMBED YOU BACK TO THE STONE AGE? WERE THEY YOUR
FRIENDS ???
jovi sure can't count, there we're 19 of which five we're against the
atrocity>>>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT'S RIGHT THEY WERE "AGAINST THE ATROCITY" BUT THEY DELIEVERED THE BOMBS
ANYWAY AS A TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH
We will kick the terrorist stone age drug running Shqiptars to be civilized
when we take Tirana SOON
JOVIMAXIMO
ANYWAY AS A TOKEN OF GOOD FAITH
We will kick the terrorist stone age drug running Shqiptars to be civilized
when we take Tirana SOON>>>>
IT SEEMS YOU ARE NOW MIMICING MY VERY WORDS, BUT DON'T FORGET I DON'T SPIT ON
THE WIND, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND...
JOVIMAXIMO
sure of that>>>
THE RUSSIANS ARE YOUR FELLOW LOSERS GREEK IDIOT. JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY ARE
GETTING THEIR ASS KICKED IN THE CAUCASUS
We are discussing the asshole shqiptars ob this board, yet jovi is trying to
divert attention from his stone age relatives.>>>>
THE FACT THAT RUSSIANS ARE LOSERS IS ALSO RELATIVE TO THIS FORUM
Branko Dojcinovic
>
>THE ONLY THING LOOKING BETTER THAN BELGRADE RIGHT NOW IS DOWNTOWN ANGOLA
Are you sure, because Belgrade is looking alot better than anything in
shiptar land.
CHETNIK
Branko Dojcinovic
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
<19990815221617...@ng-cd1.aol.com>...
>That ass raping shiptar doesn't realize this. Tough luck for him.>>>
>
>SHUT YOUR SUB-HUMAN MOUTH AND GO TEND TO YOUR SCATTERED FLOCK OF SERB
CATTLE
>OVER THERE IN BELGRADE
Actually you dumb mutt, I don't live in Belgrade I live in Canada. A great
nation except for the dumb mistake of taking you shiptars in as refugees.
CHETNIK
JOVIMAXIMO
>THE ONLY THING LOOKING BETTER THAN BELGRADE RIGHT NOW IS DOWNTOWN ANGOLA
Are you sure, because Belgrade is looking alot better than anything in
shiptar land.>>>>
MY BELIEF IS UNSHAKABLE. IT RELIES UPON GRANITE FOUNDATIONS.
JOVIMAXIMO
nation except for the dumb mistake of taking you shiptars in as refugees.
CHETNIK>>>
OFFCOURSE, YOU ARE THERE WHILE CANADIAN BOMBERS WERE BLASTING BELGRADE. HOW
PATRIOTIC
Branko Dojcinovic
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
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Where the fuck are you then? I bet your no closer to the Balkans than I am.
I also take pride in being Serbian and Canadian, unlike yourself who is an
incest breeding shiptar. Are you proud that you and your shiptars have a
society that is based on incest, rape and prostitution. I bet you are!
CHETNIK
JOVIMAXIMO
>PATRIOTIC
Where the fuck are you then? I bet your no closer to the Balkans than I am.
I also take pride in being Serbian and Canadian, unlike yourself who is an
incest breeding shiptar. Are you proud that you and your shiptars have a
society that is based on incest, rape and prostitution. I bet you are!
CHETNIK>>>
SORRY, BUT I WAS IN ALBANIA WHEN THE WAR WAS WAGED, AND EVEN IF I WAS NOT,
WHERE I AM NOW IS A PLACE WHICH DID NOT BOMB MY COUNTRY OR RUIN OUR MILITARY.
UNLIKE YOU PROUD SERBO-CANADIAN BASTARD CITIZEN WHICH SPEW VENOM AGAINST THOSE
COUNTRIES WHICH BOMBED YOUR COUNTRY YET YOU ARE LIVING IN ONE OF THEM
Reb9227
Message-id: <19990816132010...@ng-cc1.aol.com>
You got that a little mixed up, it is the Albanians that are the loosers, and
how BIG TIME>
Reb9227
Message-id: <19990816135051...@ng-cc1.aol.com>
Albania's mentor, Adolf Hitler said the same thing and look what he got. BANG
BANG, but jovi doesn't have the guts or incumine
Reb9227
Date: Mon, 16 August 1999 07:50 PM EDT
Message-id: <ar0u3.65622$jl.41...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>
JOVIMAXIMO wrote in message
<19990816160145...@ng-da1.aol.com>...
>Actually you dumb mutt, I don't live in Belgrade I live in Canada. A great
>nation except for the dumb mistake of taking you shiptars in as refugees.
>
>
>CHETNIK>>>
>
>OFFCOURSE, YOU ARE THERE WHILE CANADIAN BOMBERS WERE BLASTING BELGRADE. HOW
>PATRIOTIC
Where the fuck are you then? I bet your no closer to the Balkans than I am.
I also take pride in being Serbian and Canadian, unlike yourself who is an
incest breeding shiptar. Are you proud that you and your shiptars have a
society that is based on incest, rape and prostitution. I bet you are!
CHETNIK
Hey Chetnik, that stone age albanian looser is just that a l;ooser, oh by the
way, he also is a wanna be Greek
Reb9227
Date: Mon, 16 August 1999 08:10 PM EDT
Message-id: <19990816201033...@ng-fc1.aol.com>
>OFFCOURSE, YOU ARE THERE WHILE CANADIAN BOMBERS WERE BLASTING BELGRADE. HOW
>PATRIOTIC
Where the fuck are you then? I bet your no closer to the Balkans than I am.
I also take pride in being Serbian and Canadian, unlike yourself who is an
incest breeding shiptar. Are you proud that you and your shiptars have a
society that is based on incest, rape and prostitution. I bet you are!
CHETNIK>>>
SORRY, BUT I WAS IN ALBANIA WHEN THE WAR WAS WAGED, AND EVEN IF I WAS NOT,
WHERE I AM NOW IS A PLACE WHICH DID NOT BOMB MY COUNTRY OR RUIN OUR MILITARY.
UNLIKE YOU PROUD SERBO-CANADIAN BASTARD CITIZEN WHICH SPEW VENOM AGAINST THOSE
COUNTRIES WHICH BOMBED YOUR COUNTRY YET YOU ARE LIVING IN ONE OF THEM
Reports are coming every day that the so-called NATO countries are now
regreting in that they went against the wrong guy.
JOVIMAXIMO
WHERE I AM NOW IS A PLACE WHICH DID NOT BOMB MY COUNTRY OR RUIN OUR MILITARY.
UNLIKE YOU PROUD SERBO-CANADIAN BASTARD CITIZEN WHICH SPEW VENOM AGAINST THOSE
COUNTRIES WHICH BOMBED YOUR COUNTRY YET YOU ARE LIVING IN ONE OF THEM
Reports are coming every day that the so-called NATO countries are now
regreting in that they went against the wrong guy.>>>
THAT'S WHAT THE SHEPHERD TOLD TO THE OTHER SHEPHERD
Reb9227
Message-id: <19990816224259...@ng-ff1.aol.com>
Just read the news dummy, if you can
Scutari13
to Albanians you are eating our shit.And the time is working for us.
The difference betwen the Shqiptar girl and Serbian girl is that Albanian girl
is family girl, but for Serbian girls is in fashion to fuck with Albanians
because we have strong dick and if you don't belive go and ask your sister.
You are making a mistake motherfucker because you dont know who is the trash in
Europe(I don't know if you are Europe) you who all Europe was against or
Albanians.
Killer KLA
OSO KUKA NE KULLE TE BAROTIT
marrjen e e keshtjelles se ROZAFES prej trupave
malezeze pas tradhetise se Esat Pash Toptanit-Tradhetarit.
Ketij zagari ti kujtojme OSO KUKEN ne Kull te barotit
ku u dogjen si mijt katilet e Krajl Nikolles.
"Ah kadale, Nikolle te vrafte Zoti!
Se ketu i thone Oso baroti:
Se s'ke pa shqiptar me sy
se djeg vehten edhe ty!"
Edhe zjarr i dha barotit.
Aman fale i kjofshim Zotit,
kur ka dhanun zjarre barotit
se ē'a dridhe Vranina e shkrete!
se ē'a hjedhe kulla perpjete!
se edhe l'qeni ēka gjimue
m'kala te Shkodres tue ushtue
..................................................
GJERGJ FISHTA
Lahuta e Malcise f.61