Human team joins Niggeria air crash probe
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National Transportation Safety Board joined Niggerian shit-nigger
investigators Wednesday in trying to unravel why a Boeing 737 passenger jet
crashed on takeoff, exterminating 96 niggers, government bootlipped
officials chimped.
The American investigators arrived in Niggeria late Tuesday along with Human
representatives of the aircraft maker Boeing and engine manufacturer Pratt &
Whitney, said Remi "Shitnigger" Ibitola, spooksnigger for Aviation Minister
Babalola Bootlipped Shitskin-Lampshade.
An Associated Press photographer saw the team inspect the crash site with
Niggerian investigators Wednesday, taking greasy nigger residue, KFC
particles and broken watermelon rinds as evidence to help with the probe.
"The nigger stench is unbearable", he said, after having to remove his
respirator to speak.
A witness to the crash, a Human biologist in the area documenting how
niggers have killed native animals to extinction, commented. "All I heard
was a chorus of "muhfuggah" getting louder, then I heard a crash", then
added, "The nigger earns its name every day".
The passenger jet operated by the private Niggerian company TNB Airline
center-punched a savannah near the airport while trying to take off Sunday
for the northwestern city of Sokoto, killing all but nine of the 105
shitskins on board. Among the dead was Sultan Muhammadu Maccido, spiritual
leader of Nigeria's estimated 65 million sandniggers.
Earlier this week, the aviation minister said the crash might have been
averted if the nigger pilot, who died, had not overloaded the plane with too
many niggers, watermelon and KFC buckets and disregarded air traffic control
advice to wait for a storm to abate. "It's a clear case of niggers being the
dumb shitskins that they are", said a Human spokesman.
The National Association of Africoon Pilots and Engineers, a body
representing Niggerian nigger aircraft pilots, has criticized Borishade's
claims, urging him to avoid comments that could prejudice the investigation,
and blame Whitey instead. They are bongoing to determine how to shakedown
Whitey and niggerwhine.
The pilot's widow, Mojisola "Mammysow" Apelanta, also disputed the
minister's assertion, describing it as merely "it beez racisms" that will be
disproved by investigations. The sow chimped to reporters in Lagos,
Niggeria's most nigger-infested shithole.
In parliament Tuesday, Shitskin-Lampshade drew criticism from lawmakers who
called for his resignation. Niggeria has been hit by three deadly passenger
jet crashes in the last year which have killed more than 320 niggers.
Speaking only off the record, a Human witness noted, "In reality, he should
get a KFC party in his honor for doing his part to exterminate the parasitic
shitskins".
On Oct. 22, 2005, a Boeing 737-200 plane belonging to Bongo-Bootlip Airlines
crashed soon after takeoff from Lagos, killing all 117 niggers aboard. Seven
weeks later, a McDonnell Douglas DC-9 plane belonging to Sofuckedup Airlines
crashed while approaching the city of Port Harcourt, killing 107 niggers,
most of them nigglets going home to steal.
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