Nigger Manuel
Rusty Trombone
but you just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the
Nigger Manual is here! In this manual, you will learn many handy tips,
from how to fill your nigger's noggin' with bleak, empty promises of
reward, to how to thoroughly discipline your nigger when he decides to
steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If handled properly,
your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. In
just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
Here we go!
In this manual:
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Contents
* 1 INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
* 2 CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
* 3 HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
* 4 FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
* 5 MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
* 6 ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
* 7 DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
* 8 COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
* 9 NIGGER GENETICS
* 10 FURTHER READING
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INSTALLING YOUR NIGGER
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you
have purchased the field or house model. To start, set your nigger's
jumpers to the slave position. Field niggers work best in a serial
configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another
nigger immediately upon unpacking it, and don't even think about
taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you
put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if
nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but
should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use
the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too
much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Gary Niger, Carslisle, Carlton,
Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, Drumondo and Sambo are all
effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a hoe, it
should be called Latrelle, Bix nood, L'Tanya, Sheneequa, or Jemima.
Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom,
and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go
straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases
with this apparatus - "muh dick" and "IM PRESSIN CHARGES" being the
most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, and yapping
noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a
vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your
nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining
anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say,
anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons
(yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly
recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the
boat.
HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of
cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
hundred niggers (equivalent to 120 white people). You can sit a nigger
cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger
fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an
escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the
shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger
is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food
holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it
will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated
in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. It also
throughly enjoys drinking malt liquor from forty ounce bottles wrapped
in brown paper bags, or what is more commonly known as a "fo'ty
ounce". You should therefore give it none of these things, because its
lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it
porridge with salt, acorns and creek water. Your nigger will
supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other
niggers, dead babies, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push
watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of
the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and
nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation
reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal
something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he
doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a
result.
You should never allow your nigger to have meal breaks while at work,
since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be
retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger
to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no
idea.
MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
Niggers are very, very averse to work of any kind. The nigger's most
prominent anatomical feature, after all, is its oversized buttocks,
which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit
around all day doing nothing for its entire life. Niggers are often
good runners, too, enabling them to sprint quickly in the opposite
direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
frantically compete with the other field niggers to steal as much of
that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
repeat the same trick every day indefinitely.
Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a
memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight. Niggers can
start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back
at around 10am. Your niggers can work until around 10pm or whenever
the light fades.
ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy
include:
1. A GOOD THRASHING: Every few days, take your nigger's pants down,
hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it
with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by
shrieking and sobbing.
2. LYNCH THE NIGGER: Niggers are cheap and there are millions more
where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit
and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the
branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them
feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful,
they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another
one).
3. NIGGER DRAGGING: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the
back of a suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph.
Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will
shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do
*NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is
painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt
and never exceed the speed limit.
4. PLAYING ON THE PNL: A variation on (2), except you can lynch your
nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this
game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
5. HUNT THE NIGGER: A variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
outdoors, with Dobermans.
WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly
toxic.
6. A SHOW: Have a party for your nigger with Kramer as the
entertainment.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS
Do not return your dead nigger to our nigger distribution facility. Is
there a sign outside that says dead nigger storage? No, there isn't,
and that is because storing dead niggers ain't our fucking business.
We distribute live niggers only.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in
fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
nigger and dispose of it for you.
Please note that if you have the African Pygmy Variant, these can be
cooked and fed to the homeless in lieu of disposal.
COMMON PROBLEMS WITH NIGGERS
Notice: The following problems are very common. If you have several of
these defects with your Nigger, do not feel like you were ripped off.
Niggers are often very defective; it is their defining trait.
Returning your Nigger for a new one would not show any better results.
* MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
Have it put down, for God's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are
we, short of niggers or something?
* MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
* MY NIGGER WANTS TO PLAY QUARTERBACK, BUT KEEPS THROWING
INTERCEPTIONS
Being the highlight reel whores they are, they naturally want to play
quarterback. However, thinking under pressure is not his strong suit.
Let him play wide receiver, so he can run in straight lines, as he did
from feces-throwing chimps in his natural habitat.
* WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort
out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
* MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
* MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
models of nigger are sold as "The Shit-skin".
* MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger".
* WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops
acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
niggers dispose of it.
* MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BADLY.
And you were expecting what?
* MY NIGGER WON'T STOP TALKING OUT LOUD IN MOVIE THEATERS AND
LIBRARIES.
Don't let your nigger own a cell phone. If the problem persists, apply
duct tape to its clown-lips.
* MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
This is normal.
* SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER NIGGERS?
Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to
fornicate with *other* niggers.
* WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY NIGGER?
I don't really understand the question. Better quality nigger?
* MY NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
You should immediately put on a pink jump suit and chase it.
* MY NIGGER'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, WHAT HAPPENED?
This occurs when a nigger is taken out of his natural habitat and re-
planted within an upstanding black community.
* MY NIGGER KEEPS TRYING TO KILL MY OTHER NIGGERS, WHAT AM I DOING
WRONG?
Sometimes when the nigger is given too little chicken, it will try to
acquire more chicken from nearby niggers. You can solve this by either
treating all niggers at the same time, or more effectively not
providing any chicken at all. This may cause problems at first, but a
good thrashing will soon cure this.
* MY NIGGER LIKES TO RAP, WEAR ALL SORTS OF SHINY STUFF AND OFTEN
REPEATS STUFF LIKE "YO NIGGA" AND "MY HOOD"
Your nigger is of the Rapper subspecies. Bring him to the local
Universal recording studio and have him tagged. Then bring him to the
zoo and make him imitate the apes (mostly the hand gestures). Take any
piece of text longer than 10 lines (anything like the back of a beer
bottle will do), then randomly add words like "yeah for my niggas"
"east coast for life" "bigup for my homies". Proceed to sell your
nigger to a nigga ranch. Profit!
* MY NIGGER THINKS HE IS CAPABLE OF OBTAINING SOME SORT OF POLITICAL
OFFICE
This is actually a severely misconfigured nigger and you should
immediately take your nigger into the upstanding communities near you
for the purpose of showing them what happens when you leave your
nigger alone long enough to begin thinking on it's own. You should
then string the nigger up by one foot, usually from something high
enough to get a descent sway, and beat it soundly with large solid
objects. Once your 'Independent' nigger has been properly dealt with,
you should then happily allow yourself to be used as an example by
others for the upstanding community around you to understand what the
hell happens when you let your fucking nigger start thinking for it's
own damn self. TAKE THE BEATING, YOU DESERVE IT.
NIGGER GENETICS
The following excerpt from A Farmer's Guide to Biology: Making the
Best of Your Nigger has been included below for your interest.
The observable differences within a nigger are called variation. Think
of your and your friends' niggers and all of their different sizes,
shapes and features. These are variations. Animals and plants also
show variation; usually more than a nigger is capable of showing. For
example, dogs are all one species and can interbreed together but have
many different colors, shapes or sizes. The same can be said about
niggers -- but note that they always remain the same color.
Some variation is inherited and some variation is determined by the
environment. Characteristics such as height and weight are partly
inherited and partly caused by diet. Genes and the environment can
influence your nigger.
Farmers often try to improve their niggers by breeding new variations
or combinations of characteristics. For example, short and disease
resistant niggers crossed with tall and susceptible niggers will give
rise to tall, resistant niglets (provided the characteristics tall and
resistant are dominant). Cross breeding provides a cheaper and more
reliable way of improving a nigger, compared to genetic engineering.
Genetic engineering is only used to introduce genes that cannot be
introduced by breeding. Seeing as niggers are only able to handle
simple tasks, this is usually not necessary.
A characteristic showing continuous variation is controlled by many
pairs of genes and is usually influenced by the environment.
Continuously variable characteristics show no distinct phenotypes;
there is usually a spectrum of varieties. For example, some niggers
are tall and some niggers are short, and it is possible that a nigger
is any size in between. The same could be said of weight and skin
tone. However, intelligence is not a variable factor as the brain of a
nigger is severely underdeveloped.
Any adaptation that allows a nigger to live longer is said to have
survival value. For example, a nigger with chicken survives longer
when his owner decides that it is not necessary to feed him. Some say
that the addition of fried material to the chicken can lengthen the
nigger's lifespan considerably. Fried Pork Chops supplemented with
copious quanities of Collard Greens greatly enhance the work output of
your units. A word of caution here though, units fuelled with the
foregoing should only be used in well ventilated areas. Some
variations have mutated and come equipped with "Prehensile Lips".
These "Prehensile Lips" create tremendous suction on Fried Chicken and
frequently strip the meat off the bone so completely that the dogs are
insulted if offered one of the bones. Bar-B-Qued ribs are also treated
the same by the "Prehensile Lips".
R.Trombone
"The Great One"
"Rusty Trombone" <rustytr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:8656b762-9daa-4d84...@g31g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
The "Bambis" need to see this here !!
--
John C.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
Did you get this "Manuel" from Harry Connick jr.?
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
- KRudd at his finest.
"The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
- Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.
"This is the recession we had to have!"
- Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour recession.
"Silly old bugger!"
- Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.
"By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
- Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.
"A billion trees ..."
- Borke, pissed as a newt again.
"Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the governor
general!"
- Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about his
appointee for Governor General John Kerr.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT!"
- FlangesBum on learning the truth about Labour's economic capabilities.
"I don't care what you fuckers think!"
- KRudd the KRude at his finest again.
"We'll just change it all when we get in."
- Garrett the carrott
veritas
> Rusty Trombone wrote:
>> So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working,
>> but you just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the
>> Nigger Manual is here! In this manual, you will learn many handy tips,
>> from how to fill your nigger's noggin' with bleak, empty promises of
>> reward, to how to thoroughly discipline your nigger when he decides to
>> steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If handled properly,
>> your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. In
>> just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
>> Here we go!
>>
>> In this manual:
Every time I do any of these things - someone comes along and calls me a
horrible racist pig.
Is being a racist bad?
>
seon
"veritas" <ver...@jjgf.com> wrote in message news:haul0g$1sk$1...@aioe.org...
Nope but hating people because of their skin color is. It's about as stupid
as me hating someone because they have the wrong hair color.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
You'd be surprised at how many people hate blondes.
I Coach
> "veritas" <veri...@jjgf.com> wrote in messagenews:haul0g$1sk$1...@aioe.org...
Clearly you are a red head. I bet you're also gay and probably have
bad breath.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
I see you've finally met your match.
I Coach
\"@domainnames.com.au .">
wrote:
> I Coach wrote:
> > On Oct 12, 8:38 pm, "seon" <seo...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> "veritas" <veri...@jjgf.com> wrote in messagenews:haul0g$1sk$1...@aioe.org...
> >>> Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF > wrote:
> >>>> Rusty Trombone wrote:
> >>>>> So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working,
> >>>>> but you just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the
> >>>>> Nigger Manual is here! In this manual, you will learn many handy tips,
> >>>>> from how to fill your nigger's noggin' with bleak, empty promises of
> >>>>> reward, to how to thoroughly discipline your nigger when he decides to
> >>>>> steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If handled properly,
> >>>>> your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. In
> >>>>> just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
> >>>>> Here we go!
> >>>>> In this manual:
> >>> Every time I do any of these things - someone comes along and calls me a
> >>> horrible racist pig.
> >>> Is being a racist bad?
> >> Nope but hating people because of their skin color is. It's about as stupid
> >> as me hating someone because they have the wrong hair color.
>
> > Clearly you are a red head. I bet you're also gay and probably have
> > bad breath.
>
> I see you've finally met your match.
Er, if you bothered to read my blog, you'd know that my hair fell out
years ago. If must be really embarrassing being you right now.
Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF
What blog?
MR Wonderful
Ain't it great being a stupid white trash bastard...
(�`�.�Craig Chilton�.���) <www.LayoffRemedy.com>
MR Wonderful <ran...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> GUTLESS Wonder Spewing Mindless Hate While
> Cravenly COWERING Benind An Alias, "Rusty Trombone"
> <rustytrombon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Not to mention his also being a brainless
laughingstock of a TROLL ---
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David
place by the Godhead priests
This is a message of hope for children and enlightened individuals
everywhere.
If you'll examine both beastiality and necrophilia you will find that
besides the antiquated taboos associated with participation they are
totally victimless crimes. You cannot insult the dead can you? The
body is only a shell, what is wrong with expressing your love in that
manner? The world is full of hate and war, we must allow our minds to
expand and accept new concepts.
When my father passed away {god rest his soul} I had a fantasy of
fondling his scrotum. I was able to make this fantasy a reality and
it
was good, really good!!! The orgasm I achieved was earth shattering
and like none I have experienced since. There's nothing wrong with
expressing your love in such a manner, just as there's nothing wrong
with expressing your love with a non human entity such as a K-9.
Society makes it dirty or wrong with it's unfounded taboos. Sadly,
only egalitarian intellectuals like myself can see through the
centuries of deception made possible by the priests of Godhead.
In some parts of the world incest is considered to be a normal part
of
the child's sex education. Any harm arises from a power imbalance
between the instigator and the other party. More harm is caused by
the
intervention of social workers and police than is caused by incest.
If
force or coercion is involved then it is rape and sexual abuse. That
is never all right.
Teenagers can be responsible but Age Of Consent laws take away that
responsibility and substitute fear of getting caught. This forces the
problem into hiding. It should be brought out into the light and
looked at calmly and rationally without all the hysteria displayed by
you, and your idiot fellow haters, as you attempt to disrupt support
groups with your hatred of differences between people and the
attempts
of some to solve what they perceive as a problem.
I want to free children from the tyranny of externally imposed
celibacy. It is about giving children the right to choose with whom
they will have sex.
--
Regards
David
fundamentalism (n.): fund = give cash to; amentalism = brainlessness
ne...@millions.com
Dog gone it, David, you're just another asshole.
DCI
Mr Pounder
""The Great One"" <hones...@centurytel.net> wrote in message
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Yes.
Hallo John.
Mr Pounder
"(�`�.�Craig Chilton�.���) <www.LayoffRemedy.com> " <x...@m.com> wrote in
message news:9os8d51jvisf7qlbm...@4ax.com...
I agreed with it.
ne...@millions.com
<MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote:
>
>"(¯`·.¸Craig Chilton¸.·´¯) <www.LayoffRemedy.com> " <x...@m.com> wrote in
>message news:9os8d51jvisf7qlbm...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 13 Oct 2009 02:23:52 -0700 (PDT),
>> MR Wonderful <ran...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> GUTLESS Wonder Spewing Mindless Hate While
>>> Cravenly COWERING Benind An Alias, "Rusty Trombone"
>>> <rustytrombon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>> So, you've picked up your brand new nigger, eager to get it working,
>>>> but you just aren't sure what to do with it! Well never fear, the
>>>> Nigger Manual is here! In this manual, you will learn many handy tips,
>>>> from how to fill your nigger's noggin' with bleak, empty promises of
>>>> reward, to how to thoroughly discipline your nigger when he decides to
>>>> steal a watermelon from your watermelon patch! If handled properly,
>>>> your nigger will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service. In
>>>> just fifteen minutes it'll feel like 1853 again, guaranteed! Ready?
>>>> Here we go!
>>>>
CRPA CLIPPED
>I agreed with it.
It's nothing more than insulting to all human beings.
Very degrading trash perpetrated/prepared by trash.
Lefty
> Re: Finding the truth and abandoning the fairy tale taboos put into
> place by the Godhead priests
> This is a message of hope for children and enlightened individuals
> everywhere.
>
> If you'll examine both beastiality and necrophilia you will find that
> besides the antiquated taboos associated with participation they are
> totally victimless crimes. You cannot insult the dead can you?
This crime violates the rights of the families of the dead who do not
wish the bodies of their loved ones used by perverts.
As for bestiality, in what universe is an animal equivalent to a dead
person?
>The
> body is only a shell, what is wrong with expressing your love in that
> manner? The world is full of hate and war, we must allow our minds to
> expand and accept new concepts.
Why do you feel the need to lie and claim it's about "love" if you
truly believe it isn't wrong? Rationalization = guilt feelings.
> When my father passed away {god rest his soul} I had a fantasy of
> fondling his scrotum. I was able to make this fantasy a reality and
> it
> was good, really good!!! The orgasm I achieved was earth shattering
> and like none I have experienced since. There's nothing wrong with
> expressing your love in such a manner,
That is not love. It is fetishism. Fetishism is actually the anti-
love, because it strips away humanity. Have you told your family of
this incident? If you truly feel there's nothing wrong with it, you
should be able to do so.
But whether or not it's wrong is not really the problem here. The
problem is that your fetishism is preventing you, by your own
admission, from fully enjoyment of sexual relations with a live
person. It is therefore destroying your life. Stop rationalizing and
get help for your problem.
>just as there's nothing wrong
> with expressing your love with a non human entity such as a K-9.
Again, not love. A dog cannot consent because he/she does not have the
wisdom to know what is best for him/her and is totally dependent on
the owner so will do anything to please. Sex with a pet is rape just
like sex with children is rape.
> Society makes it dirty or wrong with it's unfounded taboos. Sadly,
> only egalitarian intellectuals like myself can see through the
> centuries of deception made possible by the priests of Godhead.
You are neither egalitarian nor intellectual. You're a simple-minded,
pathologically self-centered loon.
> In some parts of the world incest is considered to be a normal part
> of
> the child's sex education.
Stoning adulterers, forced removal of the clitorises of little girls,
and using chants and the rubbing of herbs on the body to cure AIDS are
also considered normal in many parts of the world. What a stupid
argument.
>Any harm arises from a power imbalance
> between the instigator and the other party.
Which always exists in adult-child ad human-animal sex.
>More harm is caused by
> the
> intervention of social workers and police than is caused by incest.
Bullshit. Prove it, Provide studies that have found this.
> If
> force or coercion is involved then it is rape and sexual abuse. That
> is never all right.
Force and coercion are ~always~ involved in adult-child and human-
animal sex.
> Teenagers can be responsible but Age Of Consent laws take away that
> responsibility and substitute fear of getting caught.
A teenager is usually sufficiently sexually, intellectually, and
emotionally mature enough to consent. This is not comparable to sex
with children or animals.
>This forces the
> problem into hiding. It should be brought out into the light and
> looked at calmly and rationally without all the hysteria displayed by
> you, and your idiot fellow haters, as you attempt to disrupt support
> groups with your hatred of differences between people and the
> attempts
> of some to solve what they perceive as a problem.
Then why haven't you posted anything rational?
> I want to free children from the tyranny of externally imposed
> celibacy. It is about giving children the right to choose with whom
> they will have sex.
Liar. You want the freedom to exploit them and don't care about them
at all. Do you really think that pious pose fools anybody? You're not
an activist for sexual freedom, you're just a selfish pervert.
Children are not forced by law to be celibate. No child can be charged
with any criminal offense for engaging in sex. Only the creeps who
coerce and use them can.
Lefty
<usenetlegends0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> x-no-archive:
> that
> to a tee.
So is somebody who looks for a threesome among strangers on usenet. A
lesser pervert than Simpson, true, but still a pervert.
JJ Main
> > configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another
> > nigger immediately upon unpacking it, and don't even think about
> > put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if
> > should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape.
>
> > At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use
> > much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Gary Niger, Carslisle, Carlton,
> > Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, Drumondo and Sambo are all
> > effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a hoe, it
> > should be called Latrelle, Bix nood, L'Tanya, Sheneequa, or Jemima.
> > Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom,
> > and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go
> > straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
>
> > CONFIGURING YOUR NIGGER
>
> > Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and
> > with this apparatus - "muh dick" and "IM PRESSIN CHARGES" being the
> > most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, and yapping
> > noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a
> > vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your
> > nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining
> > anyway. Many owners also castrate theirniggersfor health reasons
> > (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly
> > recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the
> > boat.
>
> > HOUSING YOUR NIGGER
>
> > Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make
> > sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger
> > cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two
> > cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger
> > fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an
> > shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger
> > is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food
> > holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it
> > in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
>
> > FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
>
> > Your nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. It also
> > throughly enjoys drinking malt liquor from forty ounce bottles wrapped
> > in brown paper bags, or what is more commonly known as a "fo'ty
> > ounce". You should therefore give it none of these things, because its
> > lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it
> > porridge with salt, acorns and creek water. Your nigger will
> > supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other
> >niggers, dead babies, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push
> > watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of
> > nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation
> > reports that this last one is a killer, since allniggerssteal
> > something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he
> > result.
>
> > You should never allow your nigger to have meal breaks while at work,
> > since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be
> > retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger
> > to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no
> > idea.
>
> > MAKING YOUR NIGGER WORK
>
> > prominent anatomical feature, after all, is its oversized buttocks,
> > which have evolved to make it more comfortable for your nigger to sit
> > good runners, too, enabling them to sprint quickly in the opposite
> > direction if they see work heading their way. The solution to this is
> > to *dupe* your nigger into working. After installation, encourage it
> > towards the cotton field with blows of a wooden club, fence post,
> > baseball bat, etc., and then tell it that all that cotton belongs to a
> > white man, who won't be back until tomorrow. Your nigger will then
> > that cotton as it can before the white man returns. At the end of the
> > day, return your nigger to its cage and laugh at its stupidity, then
> > repeat the same trick every day indefinitely.
>
> > Your nigger comes equipped with the standard nigger IQ of 75 and a
> > memory to match, so it will forget this trick overnight.Niggerscan
> > start work at around 5am. You should then return to bed and come back
> > the light fades.
>
> > ENTERTAINING YOUR NIGGER
>
> > Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it
> > regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Gamesniggersenjoy
> > include:
> > 1. A GOOD THRASHING: Every few days, take your nigger's pants down,
> > with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by
> > shrieking and sobbing.
> > where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit
> > and lynch a nigger. Lynchings are best done with a rope over the
> > feel special. Make your otherniggerswatch. They'll be so grateful,
> > they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another
> > one).
> > 3. NIGGER DRAGGING: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the
> > back of a suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph.
> > Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will
> > shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do
> > *NOT* drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is
> > painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt
> > and never exceed the speed limit.
> > 4. PLAYING ON THE PNL: A variation on (2), except you can lynch your
> > game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood.
> > 5. HUNT THE NIGGER: A variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played
> > outdoors, with Dobermans.
> > WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly
> > toxic.
> > 6. A SHOW: Have a party for your nigger with Kramer as the
> > entertainment.
>
> > DISPOSAL OF DEADNIGGERS
>
> > Do not return your dead nigger to our nigger distribution facility. Is
> > there a sign outside that says dead nigger storage? No, there isn't,
> > We distribute liveniggersonly.
>
> >Niggersdie on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years
> > too late, but there you go. Most people prefer theirniggersdead, in
> > fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did
> > the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the
> > nigger and dispose of it for you.
>
> > Please note that if you have the African Pygmy Variant, these can be
> > cooked and fed to the homeless in lieu of disposal.
>
> > COMMON PROBLEMS WITHNIGGERS
>
> > Notice: The following problems are very common. If you have several of
> > these defects with your Nigger, do not feel like you were ripped off.
> > Returning your Nigger for a new one would not show any better results.
>
> > * MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
>
> > Have it put down, for God's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are
>
> > * MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN, BUT NEVER BLACK HOES.
>
> > They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any
> > white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
>
> > * MY NIGGER WANTS TO PLAY QUARTERBACK, BUT KEEPS THROWING
> > INTERCEPTIONS
>
> > Being the highlight reel whores they are, they naturally want to play
> > quarterback. However, thinking under pressure is not his strong suit.
> > Let him play wide receiver, so he can run in straight lines, as he did
> > from feces-throwing chimps in his natural habitat.
>
> > * WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
>
> > Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely.
> > out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were
> > nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
>
> > * MY NIGGER KEEPS BLEATING ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
>
> > Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
>
> > * MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A
> > NIGGER?
>
> > A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color
> > you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some
> > models of nigger are sold as "The Shit-skin".
>
> > * MY NIGGER ACTS EXACTLY LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
>
> > What you have there is a "wigger".
>
> > * WOW! IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE OR VALUABLE?
>
> > They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of
> > them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage
> > acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the
>
> > * MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BADLY.
>
> > And you were expecting what?
>
> > * MY NIGGER WON'T STOP TALKING OUT LOUD IN MOVIE THEATERS AND
> > LIBRARIES.
>
> > Don't let your nigger own a cell phone. If the problem persists, apply
> > duct tape to its clown-lips.
>
> > * MY NIGGER DISPLAYS A MASSIVE SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT.
>
> > This is normal.
>
> > * SHOULD I ALLOW MY NIGGER TO FORNICATE WITH OTHERNIGGERS?
>
> > Where are we, Wonderland? You'll have a lot of trouble getting it to
> > fornicate with *other*niggers.
>
> > * WHERE CAN I BUY MYSELF A BETTER QUALITY NIGGER?
>
> > I don't really understand the question. Better quality nigger?
>
> > * MY NIGGER STOLE MY BIKE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>
> > You should immediately put on a pink jump suit and chase it.
>
> > * MY NIGGER'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN, WHAT HAPPENED?
>
> > This occurs when a nigger is taken out of his natural habitat and re-
> > planted within an upstanding black community.
>
> > WRONG?
>
> > Sometimes when the nigger is given too little chicken, it will try to
> > treating allniggersat the same time, or more effectively not
> > shapes and features. These are variations. Animals and plants also
> > show variation; usually more than a nigger is capable of showing. For
> > example, dogs are all one species and can interbreed together but have
> > many different colors, shapes or sizes. The same can be said about
>
> > Some variation is inherited and some variation is determined by the
> > environment. Characteristics such as height and weight are partly
> > inherited and partly caused by diet. Genes and the environment can
> > influence your nigger.
>
> > or combinations of characteristics. For example, short and disease
> > rise to tall, resistant niglets (provided the characteristics tall and
> > resistant are dominant). Cross breeding provides a cheaper and more
> > reliable way of improving a nigger, compared to genetic engineering.
> > Genetic engineering is only used to introduce genes that cannot be
> > simple tasks, this is usually not necessary.
>
> > A characteristic showing continuous variation is controlled by many
> > pairs of genes and is usually influenced by the environment.
> > Continuously variable characteristics show no distinct phenotypes;
> > there is usually a spectrum of varieties. For example, someniggers
> > is any size in between. The same could be said of weight and skin
> > tone. However, intelligence is not a variable factor as the brain of a
> > nigger is severely underdeveloped.
>
> > Any adaptation that allows a nigger to live longer is said to have
> > survival value. For example, a nigger with chicken survives longer
> > when his owner decides that it is not necessary to feed him. Some say
> > that the addition of fried material to the chicken can lengthen the
> > nigger's lifespan considerably. Fried Pork Chops supplemented with
> > copious quanities of Collard Greens greatly enhance the work output of
> > your units. A word of caution here though, units fuelled with the
> > foregoing should only be used in well ventilated areas. Some
> > variations have mutated and come equipped with "Prehensile Lips".
> > These "Prehensile Lips" create tremendous suction on Fried Chicken and
> > frequently strip the meat off the bone so completely that the dogs are
> > insulted if offered one of the bones. Bar-B-Qued ribs are also treated
> > the same by the "Prehensile Lips".
>
> > R.Trombone
>
> Ain't it great being a stupid white trash bastard...
Rusty Tombone is WHITE mother fucker. All WHITE mother fucker are
TRASH. Rusty Trombone is Aryan Brother MOTHER FUCKER. My real brother
in prison and WHITE SISSY BOYS suck the BLACK mans dick. Aryan MOTHER
FUCKER are BIGOT and TRASH. Other white sisy boy suck BLACK man dick.
JJ Main
My BROTHER in prison but WHITE mother fucker put him there WHITE
mother fucker want the BLACK man as slave. My BROTHER tell me about
WHITE mother fucker IN PRISON the sissy boys suck BLACK DICKS they
love it. The Aryan brotherhood are WHITE mother fucker but more WHITE
boys sissy suck the BLACK mans DICK. ARYAN mother fucker are WHITE
mother fucker and WHITE mother fucker are EVIL. Aryan Brother MOTHER
FUCKER BIGOT over the BLACK man. BLACK man will WIN against the ARYAN
MOTHER FUCKEr.
"The Great One"
"Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@rationalthought.com> wrote in message news:QCpBm.3221$KR3....@text.news.virginmedia.com...
Hallo Mr. Pounder (Internet god).
Ya'll gettin' much rain over there?
We have lakes forming where they ain't supposed to be none because of all the rain over here !!
--
John C.
Rusty Trombone
> x-no-archive:
>
>
> > A
> > lesser pervert than Simpson, true, but still a pervert.
>
>
lol. touché
RedDog
<usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
> x-no-archive:
>
>
>
> > >On Oct 19, 12:10 am, 4s00th <4s0...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > >> On Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:34:55 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> > >> ----->???? <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> >x-no-archive:
> > >> >On Oct 18, 1:14 am, 4s00th <4s0...@hushmail.com> wrote:
> > >> >> On Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:30:58 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> > >> >> ? <usenetlegends0...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > >> >> >x-no-archive:
> > >> >> >On Oct 17, 1:01 am, Steven Hylton aka 4s00th <4s0...@hushmail.com>
> > >> >> >wrote:
>
> > >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:46:26 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
>
> > >> >> >> ----->???? <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> >> >> >x-no-archive:
> > >> >> >> >On Oct 16, 3:44 am, David <farook...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:
> > >> >> >> >> On Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:25:20 -0400, 4s00th <4s0...@hushmail.com> typed
> > >> >> >> >> furiously:
>
> > >> >> >> >> >On Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:27:54 -0700 (PDT), Usenet Legends bobandcarole
> > >> >> >> >> >----->???? <usenetlegends00...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > >> >> >> >> [...]
> > >> >> >> >> >>Everything posted lately falls in line with david simpsons line of
> > >> >> >> >> >>thought.
> > >> >> >> >> >>Of course a fucking pedophile like 4s00th would attempt a smokescreen
>
> > >> >> >> >> >Of course a fucking liar like the bo0b would perpetuate a lie.
>
> > >> >> >> >> >-- 4s0...@hushmail.com
>
> > >> >> >> >> Of course he wants to perpetuate it. He started it.
>
> > >> >> >> >ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> > >> >> >> >Now I'm inviting you to post yer proof. Either post proof of be
> > >> >> >> >deemed the LIAR you truly are. So yer friends {or fiends in
> > >> >> >> >your case} can witness your shame in being caught in another
> > >> >> >> >lie, alt.callahans and alt.support.incest added. Enjoy ..
>
> > >> >> >> So -- you admit that it's a lie?
>
> > >> >> >Ya know, that's why I like humiliating you. Yer sO0o0o0 stupid
> > >> >> >and ya makes it soooo easy.
>
> > >> >> >I didn't admit to ANYTHING, pedophile. When you admit to
> > >> >> >something you say "I did it" or I admit to doing it" I merely
> > >> >> >challenged proven sexual deviant and liar david simpson to
> > >> >> >prove what he posts. If he has the nads to post it, surely he
> > >> >> >can prove what he sez right? :-)
>
> > >> >> No -- you challenged him to prove that it was you who started that
> > >> >> particular LIE since that is what he said to prompt your challenge.
>
> > >> >> Everybody already knows
>
> > >> >WHO is "everybody" pedophile??? The only one whining about it iz
> > >> >YOU ...
>
> > >> >> that it's a lie that you are perpetuating, and
> > >> >> based on your challenge, you do as well.
>
> > >> >And now I dare you to post credible proof of your lie or be deemed a
> > >> >LIAR.
>
> > >> Eat me, cock-sucker!
>
> > >I'm WAY too old fer you, pedophile
> > >Touched a nerve I see ... :-)
>
> > Not at all -- you're not the only one who can throw an ad hom without
> > anger -- since that what you seem to be claiming to do when you do
> > such things yourself! Once again, you dance to my tune.
>
> > >> You don't deserve proof
>
> > >Translation: "I have no proof cuz I'm a LIAR"
>
> > >> -- since you've never
> > >> bothered to prove a single damn thing you've ever posted.
>
> > Repeat: You don't deserve proof since you've never bothered to prove a
> > single damn thing you've ever posted. What the hell do you think
> > you've proven by posting and reposting MY POSTS? Not a damn thing. You
> > have yet to prove that I've ever molested a child as you have
> > repeatedly claimed.
>
> > >"Lawrence Taylor, despite being a "paedosexual," that's his word for
> > >it
> > >and I think it may be accurate for those of us whose main preference
> > >is for children, is rather happily involved with a long-term adult
> > >partner and agrees with me that it's irresponsible for an adult to get
> > >involved in a sexual relationship with a minor. Neither of us believe
> > >that such a relationship is inherently harmful, but we both believe
> > >that there is way too much risk to even consider it"--Steven Hylton
>
> > >see it here:
>
> > >http://tinyurl.com/kmkxtw
> > >..........................................................................................................................................
>
> > >Steven D "4s00th" Hylton ...
>
> > >Residing at:
> > >203 Hill And Dale Rd
> > >Martinsville, VA 24112-8483
>
> > >His pedo hotline:
> > >(276) 638-8551
>
> > >His picture:
>
> > >http://img141.yfrog.com/i/4s00th.jpg/
>
> > >"I am a pedophile -- someone who is sexually attracted to children;
> > >I won't quibble about pre-adolescent or post-adolescent because I
> > >like them all. That does not make me a threat to children"--Steven
> > >D. Hylton aka "4s00th" aka "Ispoilboys"
>
> > > "Yes, I've thought about giving little boys blow jobs, and the
> > > fantasies have been very thrilling and exciting to me"--Steven
> > >D. Hylton aka "4s00th" aka "Ispoilboys"
>
> > > see it here:
> > >http://tinyurl.com/lcj6o9
>
> > >> Ain't it funny: when we ask you for proof, you start going "Squawk!
> > >> Polly want a citation!" But the moment you don't like something we
> > >> post -- you're the one squawking about proof!
>
> > >Because you always fail to provide reputable cites to verify yer
> > >gross distortions of the truth. Typical pedo ...
>
> > No -- because you never provide proof for anything you post,
> > especially when you're just posting your bigoted opinions and claiming
> > them as facts!
>
> pedophiles are scum ...FACT
> pedophiles are despised by society ..FACT
> pedophiles are arrested for molesting boys .. FACT
> "4s00th" is a FAT .. UGLY mouse of a human being ...FACT
>
> You would molest children if you thought the law wouldn't
> stick a boot up yer ass and toss you into prison with a whole
> population of people like Rusty Trombone to target you on a
> daily basis. You are on record as stating it:
>
> "Lawrence Taylor, despite being a "paedosexual," that's his word for
> it
> and I think it may be accurate for those of us whose main preference
> is for children, is rather happily involved with a long-term adult
> partner and agrees with me that it's irresponsible for an adult to get
> involved in a sexual relationship with a minor. Neither of us believe
> that such a relationship is inherently harmful, but we both believe
> that there is way too much risk to even consider it"--Steven Hylton
>
> see it here:
>
> http://tinyurl.com/kmkxtw
>
> Now tap-dance fer me and edit that groups line .. LOL!!!!!!!!
>
> Yer so0o0o0 predictable .. :-)
Beautiful, Bob. You have 4s00th nailed to the wall.
Rusty Trombone
> On Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:09:41 -0700 (PDT), RedDog
> <reddo...@budweiser.com> wrote:
>
> >On Oct 20, 5:39 pm, Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----->????
do facts make you laugh? you freely admit that you would
sexually molest boys if you thought the law wouldn't bust
you for doing it. and, you edited the groups line just like Bob
said you would. come to think of it your banality IS laughable.
R.Trombone
Peter Hucker
Only the black ones.
> Very degrading trash perpetrated/prepared by trash.
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