[Spoiler space]
Lisa, tempted by George Plimpton's offer to "guarantee you a
scholarship to the Seven Sisters college of your choice" (plus a
George Plimpton-endorsed hot plate) if she takes a dive in the
Spell-lympics finals, dreams of meeting the colleges personified à la
the Muses of Greek mythology.
[...]
BARNARD (wearing glasses): We are the Seven Sisters. And you can
attend any one of us! Like Barnard, Columbia's "girl next door."
RADCLIFFE: Come to Radcliffe and meet Harvard men.
WELLESLEY: Or come to Wellesley and marry them.
MOUNT HOLYOKE (slurring, champagne glass in hand): No. Party with
me! (Falls face first.)
VASSAR: Or nonconform with me! (Raises arms, reveals hairy armpits.)
LISA: Uh . . .
SMITH (muscular, carries lacross stick, husky voice): Play
lacrosse with me!
BRYN MAWR: Or explore with me! (She and SMITH kiss with passion.)
LISA: No, I don't want to pay for college by throwing a spelling
bee!
SISTERS (in unison): Give in, Lisa! Get a free ride!
PLIMPTON: And a hot plate!
SISTERS (holding hands and dancing in a circle around Lisa): Free
ride! Free ride! Free ride!
PLIMTPON: And a hot plate!
(LISA wakes up screaming.)
[...]
No comment on how accurately this scene maps to popular stereotypes of
the respective colleges.
Also, be sure to check out the comprehensive "Ivy League References On
The Simpsons" at <URL:http://www.snpp.com/guides/ivy.html>.
Yeechang "grad of the only Ivy never mentioned on the show" Lee
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They look pretty accurate to me :).
"Kath" <kathryn....@lexisnexis.com> wrote in message
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Haha! that愀 fantastic! i forwarded this to all my
BMC friends and a few girls i know from smith too. oh
yes, we love The Mawr. or something....