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Rijo Stephen Cletus

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Nov 20, 2010, 11:14:41 AM11/20/10

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JUST READ ABOUT THIS ULTRAMAN

On a lighter note:

Why did the British leave INDIA in 1947?
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Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be born in 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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rajnikanth''s signature.

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
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Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World records..

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

This was d question I asked 2 RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don’t know!"

That’s why it's declared as

"Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave...

= He just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!

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Part of Apple's logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........

Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth......

Got shot yesterday. .

Today is the bullet’s funeral...!!

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What is that rajnikanth can do. That we can’t even think of doing it..?!

He can answer a missed call.

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Breaking News:

Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque

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The Bank Bounced

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Did U ever wonder...??

What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Awesome fact..,

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-

*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A child went2 Kashmir& started playing by making small mountains from ice.

Today those mountains are called "Himalayas"
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That child name is

RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Why does Rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,

it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s,

and got it.

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Spider man, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU POURNIMA! (guru pooja)
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket, he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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. " PLUTO " Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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Rijo Stephen Cletus

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