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A woman writes to the IT Technical support for INSTALLING HUSBAND!!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly
in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
desperate wife
Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do
not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as
designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery
2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the MPANGO WA KANDO.EXE
Whatever you do, DO
NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE
(it runs a virus in
the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband
1.0 is a
great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.
You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam !!
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