Fwd: Funny Signs... Super

[Nishit Mehta]

**************************   In a Podiatrists' office: "Time wounds all heels."   **************************   On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels   **************************     At an Optometrists' Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."   **************************     On a Plumbers' truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."   **************************     On another Plumbers' truck: "Don't sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber."       **************************     At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : "Invite us to your next blowout."   **************************     At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows."   **************************     On an Electricians' truck: "Let us remove your shorts."   **************************     In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."   **************************     On a oMaternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."   **************************     At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment!"   **************************     Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."   **************************     In a Veterinarians' waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"   **************************     At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send  in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."   **************************     In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."   **************************     In the front yard of a Funeral Home: (my favorite!) "Drive carefully. We'll wait."   **************************     At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."   **************************     And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: "Best place in town to take a leak."   **************************     Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: "Caution:  This Truck is full of Political Promises!"    *************