Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius
Aug 20, 2025
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It's August 20, 2025.
Here are the non-existent news stories that the entire American media is
currently desperately trying to breathe into existence through sheer
lying repetition:
1. Gavin Newsom's third-grade social media campaign is deviously humorous
and popular, and is having a great effect on Trump.
2. Trump fighting crime in America's crime-ridden cities and properly
raiding illegal aliens with ICE are both preludes to Trump suspending the
Constitution and/or declaring martial law and/or suspending elections.
3. Only Republicans gerrymander.
4. Trump's peace-making efforts in Ukraine are all to help his
"collusion" pal, Vladimir Putin.
5. Tariffs are making life unaffordable for middle class families.
6. We've always had male cheerleaders and the NFL male cheerleaders
currently sashaying like RuPaul on ketamine are exactly like college male
cheerleaders in 1965.
7. Donald Trump's efforts to end wokeness in the Smithsonian are actually
an effort to say slavery was good.
8. Vegas tourism is down because of tariffs and not because the chain
smoking old ladies who bang on the slot machines hours at a time are all
dying off or because a Miller Lite costs $28.
9. Every illegal alien is an 8 year old girl with a heart problem that
can only be treated at the Mayo Clinic.
These 9 "if we build it they will come" lies are on top of the
golden oldies of "Weather is manmade climate change" and
"NEW COVID EPIDEMIC!!!"
If you study multiple news outlets you will see them all talking in exact
unison on these lying stories. This sort of highly-coordinated,
saturation bombing of lies is how the Information War works. Don't fall
prey.