"Happy Fourth of July, everybody. I want you to have a great day. No moaning about the state of the nation.
Don’t obsess about Donald Trump! It’s true he thought watching a bunch of tanks roll through Washington, D.C., would be a great way of celebrating our national character. Fortunately, it turned out the city streets couldn’t support his vision. The military came up with a compromise, dragging in tanks and other tanklike vehicles on flatbed trucks, in a very expensive show totally unrelated to their actual function.
| ![](https://ci6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/A8CdyQFqmvLFjcEy6w0jm6ylnWPQd9iEDnEWGPcqkZengtNAzceF6sZ_XLsOuQ6Qo3_nBIxwp2o9JGXdylmMPh_jzjkpoFFkqM-VNw7UjNnN214fwkfFRJg94w=s0-d-e1-ft#https://s.yimg.com/nq/storm/assets/enhancrV2/23/logos/washingtonpost.png) | Pentagon grapples with how to move tanks from a Washington rail yard to ...https://www.facebook.com/dlamothe Flatbed trucks rolled up to the tanks on Tuesday afternoon, seemingly preparing to move the armored vehicles. |
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Some people might think of this as a metaphor for the whole Trump administration. Feel free. It’s Independence Day. ...
We’ve been careening toward tankification ever since. It’s really a shame he didn’t start his presidency with a visit to Indonesia, where they celebrate Independence Day with pole-climbing contests.
Trump is sort of the anti-George Washington, a president who thinks everything should be about him, including holidays. Last year, when he was asked the traditional Thanksgiving question about what he was most grateful for, the answer almost instantly turned to, um, himself. (“I’ve made a tremendous difference in the country. This country is so much stronger now than it was when I took office that you wouldn’t believe it.”)
| ![](https://ci6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/A8CdyQFqmvLFjcEy6w0jm6ylnWPQd9iEDnEWGPcqkZengtNAzceF6sZ_XLsOuQ6Qo3_nBIxwp2o9JGXdylmMPh_jzjkpoFFkqM-VNw7UjNnN214fwkfFRJg94w=s0-d-e1-ft#https://s.yimg.com/nq/storm/assets/enhancrV2/23/logos/washingtonpost.png) | The Daily 202: Holidays used to bring us together. In the Trump era, the...https://www.facebook.com/jhohmann Tanks enter Washington for Trump’s July 4 ceremony. |
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Well, he did pardon the turkeys.
Maybe we should feel lucky that the special parade plans weren’t a lot worse. Imagine the possibilities. We could have Ivanka skipping along in front, tossing flowers to the common folk while Jared follows behind on a leash.
The president doesn’t think the whole affair is going to be very expensive — after all, the government already has a bunch of tanks and planes. “All we need is the fuel,” explained the man whose first term is going to run up a $5 trillion deficit."