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Jan 2, 2007, 6:07:29 AM1/2/07
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 It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect

a

 country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

 Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI

>

 Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like

Rahul,

 but

 I really Luv U!

 Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

>

> * Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

> Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

> Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

>

> * Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi

ko

> kya kahenge?

> A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

>

> * Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO

BHAVA

> Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

> Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

> Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

>

> * Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

> meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar

> mile

>

> * It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to

write

> one

> exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO

> EXAMS

>

>

> * Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath

deha

> gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

 

> Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

>

> * Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se

> lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear

> without fear n very clear

 

 Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

> TT: Ticket hai?

> Sadhu: Nahin

> TT: Chalo

> Sadhu: Kahan?

> TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

>

> * Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

> But girraffe was not eating. Why?

> Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

>

> * What do u call a woman in heaven?

> An Angel

> A crowd of woman in heaven?

> A host of Angels

> And all woman in heaven?

> PEACE ON EARTH

>

> * Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

> Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or

wife

> Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

 

 

 

 

 

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