It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect
a
country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI
>
Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like
Rahul,
but
I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
>
> * Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
> Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
> Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
>
> * Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi
ko
> kya kahenge?
> A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal
>
> * Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO
BHAVA
> Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
> Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
> Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
>
> * Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
> meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar
> mile
>
> * It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to
write
> one
> exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO
> EXAMS
>
>
> * Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath
deha
> gaya . 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
> Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
>
> * Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near, papa se
> lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear. Isliye SMS kiya karo dear
> without fear n very clear
Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
> TT: Ticket hai?
> Sadhu: Nahin
> TT: Chalo
> Sadhu: Kahan?
> TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
>
> * Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
> But girraffe was not eating. Why?
> Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
>
> * What do u call a woman in heaven?
> An Angel
> A crowd of woman in heaven?
> A host of Angels
> And all woman in heaven?
> PEACE ON EARTH
>
> * Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
> Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife
> Be-Gum ho jaat hai.