ZOO 19th December Issue

[Webmaster]

Nuts last weeek, was a double issue, so there's no Nuts this week.

This week's ZOO continues last week's massive price hike, with another
£1.90 issue.

And what do you get for your £2 - not a lot. Apparently even less than
last week.

The cover shows Imogen Thomas, and the main feature inside is a 15-
page pictorial of her. The pics are all instantly fogettable. There's
the ususal faux-porno pic with her finger in her mouth.

ZOO also has a 20-page collection of recycled pics, this week called,
"100 Naughiest Pics of the Year". It's very similar to the collection
of recycled pics ZOO ran last week, but this week, there are less than
half the number of pages, and less than half the number of pics.

There are decent half-page pics of Sammy Braddy, Amii Grove, Seren
Gibson and Sam Cooke (all recycled), but that's it.

And ZOO has a 4-page pictorial of "New ZOO Girl" Gemma Hiles. The pics
themselves are quite nice, with a high-key pinkish girlie tone. But
the girl has hideous fake boobs, and seems to be trying to put on some
kind of ridiculous pout (the sort of hidesous fake facial expression
you often find with Danielle Lloyd and similar). In the blubr she
talks about her boob jobs, and explains that "she's done Playboy".
It's worth having a look on Playboy Cyber Club (for those with
access). She appeared in Cyber Club in September 2007. The set of pics
there are not as good quality as the set in ZOO, but she is full
frontal. The fake boobs and peroxide hair and silly facial expressions
all look tacky - typical downmarket Playboy, you might think.