Nuts and ZOO 3rd October Issues

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The cover of Nuts this week carries the caption "100 Big Boobed
Babes". The main cover photo shows Sophie Howard, with the caption
"New Sophie Shoot".

Inside, the feauture begins with 2 pages of Soohie Howard. We're
really bored with Sophie, mercifully there are only 2 pages; one of
which is a head shot trying to look sexy with a really gross pouting
look; she's absolutely dreadful.

The main feature then consists of 15 pages. 100 girls are crammed into
these 15 pages. So, there are about half-a-dozen girls on each page,
ie most of the pics are very small. The selection of the girls, and
the pics, is also very poor. Some are simply grainy paparazzi shots,
of quite slim girls, fully clothed, eg the shots of Holly Willoughby,
Cheryl Cole, Jessica Simson, Tess Daly, Britney Spears, Brooke Hogan
(who's she? she's certainly not much to look at). There really isn't a
single outstanding pic in the entire collection.

Nuts News does have a decent half-page pic of Lindsey Strutt (though
it's not particularly original).

The cover of ZOO this week carries the caption "Hollyoaks Hotties". Oh
no. The main feature begins with 4 pages of Jennmifer Metcalfe in a
swimsuit. Then there are 6 pages of mainly quarter-page shots of
girls, most of whom we've never heard of, all in underwear/bikinis,
and probably recycled. All instantly forgettable.

ZOO also has a 6-page pictorial of a girl called Alice Goodwin. ZOO is
really hyping up this girl. She was featured in ZOO 27th June issue,
and we remarked then that she was very much like Lucy Pinder, in every
respect. Including possibly having a really bad attitude problem -
"will I/won't I go topless". The "will I/won't I" saga continues in
this issue. We got really sick of that from Pinder. With Pinder it
went on for months, until people got fed up with it,and sick of the
girl, and is the cause of the very poor impression of being the "model
with bad attidude" that she has today. Alice Goodwin needs to decide
whether she really wants to be a topless model, or whether she's just
going to be another pain in a.... Needless to say, none of the pics of
Alice Goodwin in this issue of ZOO (or in her previous appearance),
are actually topless. We'll wait till they are.

ZOO is actually hyping up that girl in every way possible. In the 27th
June issue ZOO said she was an E-cup. They've now changed their
description of her to being an F-cup!

So, all in all, not much in either of the mags this week.