Nuts and ZOO 17th October Issues

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The main feature in Nuts this week is a 7-page pictorial of Danielle
Lloyd (this so-called "model" is becoming soooooo boring). Here she's
dressed as a teacher, and making some silly pouting expressions, which
she thinks makes her look "sexy". Sorry. None of the shots are
topless.

Nuts also has a 4-page pictorial of Page-4 girl Rosie Jones. At least
these shots are topless, but, other than that, rather grainy, and not
particularly original or inspiring.

And there are 113 pages of waffle and padding.

The cover of ZOO this week carries the caption "Rebecca Loos Topless!"
Does anyone actually want to see "Rebecca Loos Topless"? Anyway, the
main feature is a 10-page pictorial. Again, the boobs are fake. Hard
to say which feature is worse - this one, or the Danielle Lloyd
feature in Nuts.

ZOO also has a 7-page pictorial of Sam Cooke, although this is not
advertised on the cover. At least we have a decent model here. All
these pics are fully topless, and there are 5 nudes among them. The
setting is a bit sleazy - a pole-dancing set up. These are the only
half-decent pics in either of the mags this week.