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People very often go to movies for the same reason they drink beer: to drown their sorrows, to forget, for 90 minutes at least, that the meter in the taxi cab of life is still running. Beer and movies offer an escape from the crummy boring gunk of their lives. Depending on the intensity of a person's misery, he will either care or not care about the vehicle that delivers him to forgetfulness and, therefore, freedom. One who doesn't care is the reason Natty Ice exists, or any movie with Vin Diesel. One who is eager to forget but wishes to do so while consuming a quality ambrosia is why both craft beer and Joe Swanberg's romantic comedy about craft beer, Drinking Buddies, exist.

Swanberg is the boy king a genre of underwhelming, overperforming, low budget, poorly enunciated movies about minutiae called mumblecore. His 2007 feature, Hannah Takes The Stairs, both established the genre and launched its star Greta Gerwig on her stumbly mumbly way to moon-eyed stardom. Unlike in his earlier films, in Drinking Buddies Mr. Swanberg is endowed with two big assets: a quartet of biggish name stars and free run of a Chicago craft brewery, Revolution Brewing.

The story revolves around two couples: Luke and Jill, and Kate and Chris. They are normal seeming but better looking than either you or I. Luke is played by Jake Johnson, the guy from The New Girl, here with a full-on 5th stop off the L train beard. Kate is played by Olivia Wilde, who is very charming, beautiful and had Christopher Hitchens as a baby sitter. Jill is played by Anna Kendrick who I'll never forgive for that fucking cups thing from Pitch Perfect. And Chris is played by Ron Livingston. You know, the guy from Swingers, Office Space and... Dolly Parton's Straight Talk.

En bref, the plot is as follows: Luke and Kate are best friends who work at a craft brewery. Kate does sales and marketing. Luke is a brewer. They both drink a lot of beer. Like all they drink is beer and they drink it all the time. Jill, Luke's fiance, is a special-ed teacher who drinks beer too, but, since she doesn't work at the brewery, with much less gusto and less often. Chris, the man Kate has been dating for nine months, does something or other. Point is, he doesn't drink beer. He drinks whisky and wine. Dick.

Based purely on their alcohol intake habits, you'd be right in thinking Luke and Kate should be together while Chris and Jill make a perfect fit. In fact, that about sums up the movie: Luke and Kate like beer a lot. Jill likes beer kinda. Chris doesn't like beer. Apply those learnings to a potential love triangle (quadrilateral?) and you'll have at your fingertips the entire film. It is, to say the least, a bit schematic.

Mumblecore, though, never really was about what happened, as so much as how it happens. Swanberg, as the genre's standard-bearer, has dutifully crafted a movie where not so many things out of the ordinary transpires. Trust, mistrust, lust, missed connections, crossed signals, being single but seeing double, the humans who inhabit Drinking Buddies comport themselves exactly like you and I. Swanberg swims in endless patter of little profundity, verbal splashing in the shallow end of human intercourse. The film is instructive at mirroring just how empty our utterances are. In fact, its most interesting aspect is just how meh and undramatic it is.

He is my new Dennis Dugan. So anyway, since the buddies have done almost everything, we might as well make them super zeroes. How does it turn out? Not nearly as well as the last big superhero epic Disney was somewhat involved in.

So thanks to some evil guy, they want to send the rings to Earth to keep them safe. Then some dude went out and stopped Drex for good. So if he was gonna stop Drex anyway, what was the point of even sending the rings to earth?

This kid is named Jack. They introduce themselves, and Jack takes Megasis to his place. Mom lets him keep him cuz eh why not. Megasis tells Jack his story, and adds that the evil alien race enslaved his people and Megasis needs to go save them.

And so we cut to the very real Drex-and oh god these aliens. They look like something from a lost Mac and Me sequel! Anyway, Drex, played by Mr Tipton from Suite life on deck (really) is somehow alive and still pissed about losing the rings.

No one is phased by a driving pig, but the sheriff does wrangle him. Wow, this villain sucks. Meanwhile,the kids do some searching and find the invisible ship. Yep, the kids are the only smart ones here.

Anyway, they head in and boom, Captain Canine shows up. He helps them save a little from the burning building and all that good stuff. They explain everything to CC and he explains why he needs the rings.

When he gets back up, the kids give him the toy rings from the cereal saying these are the real ones. Again, this villain sucks. But he breaks his promises and says that meteor will destroy the town, evil laugh.

As we all know, there are countlesssuperhero movies released under the Disney banner, and as a Marvelblog, it is my duty to view them all. While I have certainly seenevery film within the MCU and have enjoyed such classics as TheIncredibles and SkyHigh, I had never seenone key Disney superhero movie: Super Buddies.

However: you owe itto yourself to watch this movie. Get your pals who you usually watchsuperhero movies with together and make some kind of drinking game.Water drinking game, of course. This is a family blog.

Many of you know that recently I had the chance to attend a Disney press event. During this event we had the chance to preview movies, check out some merchandise, and even meet a few stars. One of the cutest stars I had a chance to meet was one of the pups from the Disney movie, Super Buddies!

Another thing I learned is that they go through about 20-30 dogs per movie by the time the entire film is finished. Because of the training and filming time they have to use 2-3 litters of puppies to shoot the entire movie. It is amazing how much training they put into each dog to only have them for such a short period of time!

Watching "Drinking Buddies" is like being the designated driver for a most uninteresting bunch of drinkers. Part of the fun of being the DD, at least for me, is watching your charges make asses of themselves while influenced by what the Baptists called "that Devil's Brew." The characters in "Drinking Buddies" are no fun at all; they're a bunch of whiny, passive-aggressive, unconvincingly drawn, unkempt-looking clichs. They ramble incessantly, because this film is "completely improvised," and fail to involve us in this "drama." I put quotes around that word because, in order to be credited as a drama, a film has to be dramatic. This looks like a string of screen tests and home movie outtakes of the actors getting hammered on set. It's "Grown Ups 2" for the art house crowd.

"Drinking Buddies" squanders a rich opportunity to present the world of beer-making. It ignores the process completely. The main characters, Luke (Jake Johnson) and Kate (Olivia Wilde) work in a Chicago brewery. Kate is the brewery's sole female employee, but little is done with this goldmine of a detail. Luke is her best buddy, possibly a former friend with benefits, who carries a torch for Kate despite being involved with Jill (Anna Kendrick). Kate's job is administrative; Luke's job is walking around the brewery barefoot while looking like the MGM lion after a night in a crack house.

Despite having access to all the free beer they can imbibe, Kate, Luke and the other male brewery workers go out to bars to drink, play pool and ramble on incessantly about things that hold no interest for the viewer. The price of a movie ticket will buy you a couple of beers. Wouldn't you rather be drinking them than watching "realistic" depictions of people drinking them?

But I digress. Luke and Jill team up with Kate and her significant other, Chris (Ron Livingston) to spend the weekend at Chris's lake house. The poster and trailer for "Drinking Buddies" imply that this situation will lead to some Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice style sexual shenanigans, but this is untrue; it takes up a very small part of the film. While on a nature hike, Jill kisses Chris, a believable scenario rendered unbelievable by the way it's depicted. Later, Luke ruins that "the director is showing real life" argument when he says no to Kate's half-naked request to go skinny-dipping. When Olivia Wilde asks you to go skinny-dipping, YOU GO.

After the weekend, Chris dumps Kate, who responds by going out with her male co-workers and getting lewd, screwed and tattooed. Meanwhile, Luke and Jill have the strangest sounding conversations about whether to get married. Listening to them, and to everyone else in "Drinking Buddies" highlights why the film is so bad: These actors do not know how to improvise dialogue. For this to work, you have to either sound like a human being or a stereotypical movie character. Everyone here sounds like they're new to speaking English. In a comedy, this is a horrible idea. To prove my point: If you do see "Drinking Buddies," compare Wilde's "dialogue" with that of a seasoned comedy vet like Jason Sudeikis, who plays Kate's boss at the brewery.

"Drinking Buddies" really tests viewer patience once Jill goes to Costa Rica, leaving Luke to pursue rumpy-pumpy with Kate. Their scenes together become intolerable, with Luke doing the kind of passive-aggressive dance no man would do, and Kate being coy about it all. They talk and talk and oh God please bust my eardrums. We're also treated to an interminable passage of Luke helping Kate move, though that at least has some gore and the film's director (in a cameo appearance) getting punched in the face.

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