An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!

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An absolutely Brilliant Joke, ENJOY!!!  A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the  ball into the woods.  She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog  in a trap.  The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I  will grant you three wishes."  The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,  "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!" The woman  said, "That's okay."  For her first wish, she wanted to be the most  beautiful woman in the world.  The frog warned her, "You do realize that this  wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis  whom women will floc to".  The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will  be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."  So, KAZAM-  she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!  For her second wish, she  wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  The frog said, "That will make  your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than  you. "  The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's  his is mine."  So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!  The  frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like to have a  mild heart attack."  Moral of the story: Women are cleve r. Don't  mess with them.  Attention  female readers:  This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue  feeling good  Male  readers: Please scroll down.  * * * * * * * * * * The man had a heart attac ten times  "milder" than his wife!!!  Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .  Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show  PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!  You can forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of हुमौर!

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