[shi-Live] No speaks da Engliss

[shihnas]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma comes first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country ... we don't speak aloud in public places about our
sex lives ..."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'."

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