Human Brain Analysis

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Human Brain Analysis



  Women - Multiple process

  Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.

  Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook the new recipe.

  Men - Single Process

  Men's brain designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not

  watch a TV and talking in phone same time. He stops the TV while Talking.

  He can either watch TV or talk over phone or cook.



  LANGUAGE.

  Women can easily learn many languages. Her brain set up. But can not find

  the solutions to problems Men can not easily  learn languages; he can

  easily solve the problems.

  3 year old gal has three times higher vocabulary than 3 year old boy.



  ANALYTICAL SKILL

  Men's brain has lot of space for handling the analytical process. So

  easily he can analyze and find the solution for a process.

  He can design (blue print) a map of a building easily.

  If a complex map is viewed by women, she can not understand it. She can

  not understand the details of the map easily.

  For her it is dump of lines in a paper.



  CAR DRIVING.

  While driving a car, men's analytical spaces are used in his brain. He

  can drive a car fastly. If he see an object at long distance, immediately

  his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed

  of the object and driving accordingly. Where as women take a long time to

  recognize the object direction/ speed. His single process mind stops the

  audio in the car (if any), then concentrating only on the driving.

  You can often watch, while men driving the car fastly, the women sit next

  to him will shout, "GO SLOW" , "CARE FULL", "AAHHH", "OHH GOD.."

  ..etc..



  LIE

  Many times, when men lie to women face to face, they got caught easily.

  Her super natural brain observe the facial expression 70%, and the body

  language 20% and the words comes from mouth 10%. So he is easily caught

  while lying.

  Men's brain does not have this.

  Women easily lie to men face to face.

  So guys, While lying to your girls, use phone, or letter or close all

  the lights or cover your/her face with blanket.

  Don't lie face to face.



  PROBLEM.

  End of day, if men have lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the

  problems and put into individual rooms of brain, the problems in

  individual room of brain and finding the solution one by one. You can see

  many guys looking on the sky's for a long times. If you disturb him, he

  gets irritated.

  End of Day, if women have lot of problems, her brain can not classify the

  problems. she wants someone to hear that. After telling everything to a

  person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry abt the problem solved

  or not.

  WANTS

  Men want status, success, solutions, big process... etc Women want

  relationship, friends, family...etc...



  UNHAPPY

  If women unhappy with their relations, she can not concentrate on work.

  If men unhappy with their work, he can not concentrate on the relations.



  MAP

  Men can easily locate the place in a complex map. His analytical brain

  does this. While watching a cricket match in a stadium with full of

  crowd, men can leave his seat to T shop and keeps everything in his mind

  and comes back to his seat with out problems. He uses his analytical

  skills space of brain.

  Women can't do this. They often lost their way to their seat.

  LIFE

  Life is very easy to Men. One good job, one alcohol bottle is enough for

  him.

  Women want everything in life.



  SPEECH

  Women use indirect languages in speech.

  Geetha asked Vijay, "vijay do you like to have a cup of coffee?"

  This means, Geetha really want a cup of coffee.

  In the morning......."Darling, do you think, will it be good to have an

  Omlette for breakfast"

  Men use direct language. "Geetha, I want to have a cup of coffee, Pls

  stop the car when you see a coffee shop".

  In the morning...."Darling, Can you please prepare an omelet for

  breakfast".



  HANDLING EMOTION

  Women talk a lot without thinking, if they are in emotion.

  Men act a lot without thinking. That's why many of prisoners are men all

  over the world.

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