To whom it may concern.

[Taha Mufaddal]

  To whom it may concern:

The Fifa World Cup is close by. Let me give u a few rules that will preserve our happiness.

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.

2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won't go.

3. You support the teams that i support.

4. No talking during the game,wait for half-time or end of the game.

5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..

6. U dont just pass infront of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.

7. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?

8. Smile everytime EXCEPT when my team is losing

9.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.

10.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'

11. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 5 hour difference between Brazil and Dar, so please no stupid questions.