[ REGISTRATION/PERMINATOR ]
SIR does perms quite a bit differently than I think pretty much any other RUSA region: officially, all the perms are
owned by one person! Registration is also done through
https://perminator.org, which is an incredible perm registration system. Getting my foot in the door was somewhat of a minor hassle, I'm not going to lie -- I had to ride my bike to Fedex to print and sign the annual waiver which a person had to approve -- but then perm registration all year long is a breeze. It only took me a few minutes between registering for a perm online and receiving the brevet card in the e-mail! For this particular ride, I joined a prior arrangement that was publicly listed on the site, and I did it on less than 12h notice!
It's such a quick and painless process, and you don't have to ask around if anyone's riding a perm that weekend that you can join, or feel left out when a secret arrangement was made and you didn't get invited, etc. Just go to the site and start clicking around, join a prior arrangement or make your own, and voila! (And don't worry, if you're the hush-hush type, you can still arrange a private ride just for you and your buddies!).
(I'd imagine that you can probably use the system for fleches/darts too, so orphans don't have to beg for someone to adopt them, or deal with the rejection when no one inevitably does, etc. They can just click around the site, make a public team or join an existing one, and they're all set!).
Currently the Perminator serves only the Northwest, so if you're ever interested in doing a perm in the region, do yourself a favor and sign up online, sign the annual waiver old school ink-on-paper style, send them a scan or a photo, and give them a few days to approve it. Once that's done, you can instantly register to ride as many perms as you want!!
[ ROUTE ]
The route for this particular ride is the
Hood Canal Loop 2.0, a reversible point-to-point 200k, and we arranged to do it in the CCW direction from Bainbridge Island to Bremerton (straight line distance: ~7 miles). From Seattle, you'd take a ferry to the start (<$10), and a ferry back from the finish ($0, yep, 100% free somehow or another). Commentary on ridewithgps says that "On a clear day, this is one of the most beautiful routes we have", and that this 2.0 version is "a vast improvement over the original route" by substituting back roads over major highways (and I made it an even better v2.1 by substituting gravel over US 101, more on that later).
The Hood Canal itself is not even a canal (it's all very confusing, I know, but that's what happens when you move to a new place, I guess...). No, it's actually a fjord, and
there aren't very many of those around, so that's already kind of special. Add the fact that its spanning bridge is the third longest floating bridge in the world (and you all know I have a thing for bridges), and it connects to the Olympic Peninsula (which I heard is a pretty darn awesome place), well, no wonder that they specifically picked this route to entertain their guest of honor! (no-no-no, not me, I'm referring to a visiting randonneur from the east coast, more on that later).
Thus far I had only been riding throwaway non-RUSA routes, haphazardly exploring random destinations guided primarily by Google Maps and Strava Global Heatmap, just drawing lines on ridewithgps that I don't even strictly follow, so this perm was the real deal in that it's actually a thoughtfully crafted long distance cycling route, and in its second iteration no less! I had also been riding by myself so far, and I kind of missed the camaraderie of randonneurs, and yes, I actually kind of miss SFR already, especially when every little thing I see reminds me of what I've left behind (more on that later), so I was really looking forward to a wonderful day of riding with SIR!
[ START ]
My day started early at 3:30am. I was on the road by 4am heading to Mercer Island, where a fellow randonneur offered a carpool to Seattle. I got to the pick-up spot without incident, meaning I got there early, so I decided to just keep on riding since it's only a few more miles to Seattle. My timing was serendipitous because I ran into three other riders just as I got there, and I was able to simply copycat their ferry check-in/boarding procedure, which involved scanning the bar code from a self-printed ticket purchased online, being the first ones in ahead of all the cars, and securing the bike on a hand rail with a naval rope that you tie into knots (no bike racks, unfortunately, not even velcro straps or hooked bungee cords).
A little chit chat on the ferry uncovered a minor hick-up due to the reversible nature of the route: "We're going to Bremerton, right?" / "Well, we're riding our bikes to Bremerton, but right now this ferry is going to Bainbridge..." / "Oh, my, I printed the wrong route sheet....".
"Oh, this is going to be fun...", I thought...
[ RIDE ]

Photo above taken by Geoff Hazel at the bakery in Bainbridge Island, the start control. I think this was around the time that I said that instead of mailing my card and receipts to the designated person after the ride, I would just ride my bike to the address and drop it in the mail box, since it's sort of on my way home. Then I realized that the said designated person was in that table sitting right next to me, and laughs were heartily had. Like me, he was also wearing just one ankle band; he had lost the other one "somewhere between Edinburgh and London". I'm sure mine was stolen by the dang dog (
no, not that one, the other one).

Photo above taken by
George Swain, a visiting randonneur from the east coast, the guest of honor for the ride, and for whom the perm was arranged in the first place. I was riding together with the majority of the group for the first ~50 miles. I suppose that means that I must've done something right (or they must've done something wrong, I'm not sure, I guess it could go either way).

Photo above taken by me somewhere on the Olympic National Forest Road #2620/Rocky Brook. This was a "safety detour" (that's my story and I'm sticking to it!) that replaced 6 downhill miles on the busy US 101 with 12 car-free dirt miles and +2100 ft of bonus climbing. It also took me 2 hours, and I was already behind the group due to a flat tire, so I was riding alone for the rest of the ride (which was perfectly fine by me, I had always been primarily a solo perm rider).

Photo above taken by me at a gas station in the control town of Hoodsport. There were two half-full big jugs of water, a sight that nearly brought tears to my eyes. I never actually confirmed this, but I assumed the others had left them there for me. I guess "rando charity" is not just an SFR exclusive tradition!
I eventually arrived at the finish in Bremerton about an hour before the next ferry. My check-in procedure didn't go as smoothly this time, and after being rejected several times at the booth for being too early, I ended up being the last one to board behind all the cars.
Promises were made of the most spectacular view of Seattle from the sun deck, but (i) it was getting dark, (ii) Seattle wouldn't be in the line of sight until much later during this 1h ferry ride, and (iii) the lack of sleep finally caught up to me and I passed out at my table.
I was abruptly woken up by one of the last passengers exiting the ferry who took pity on me and decided not to just leave me sleeping on my table. I must've been in the middle of a REM cycle, because for the next 5 minutes I was in a deep state of confusional arousal (which isn't half as sexy as it sounds, trust me on that). I quickly gathered my belongings and followed the other passengers exit via the walkway, before remembering that I had a bike with me. I turned around and walked down the stairs to the empty car deck... and I meant empty. There were no cars, not a single other person... and there was no bike on the hand railings.
"Huh... I guess someone stole my bike..."
If I wasn't in such a state of sleep-deprived stupor, I would've panicked, but thankfully as sluggish as my logical problem solving was, my emotion was simply dead in its tracks. I then double-checked to make sure that my bleary eyes weren't deceiving me. Nope, my bike's not there. But wait, could it be... behind me? Sure enough, I turned around and there it was, way on the other end of the ferry, still roped to the railing.
It's a double-ended ferry, you see. Cars go in one end, and they drive through and come out the other end, and the ferry doesn't have to turn around. I was the last one in, so my bike was parked at the back of the ferry, and I had walked my way to the front when I was checking out the sun deck for the view, hence why the bike was then behind me. (It all makes perfect sense when you lay it down straight like that, but remember the key words: confusional arousal!).
I smiled, picked up my bike and casually walked out of the ferry. Once on the sidewalk, I reattached all my lights, emptied out my bulging pockets of valuables which then got loaded onto the bike bags, and then slowly strolled along the piers and thought about how much it reminded me of SF's Embarcadero.
Instead of retracing my way home via Mercer Island, I decided to complete the (sub)loop around Lake Washington by riding north onto the Burke-Gilman Trail. And that's when I saw this sign.
I smiled. There's even a Fremont here too. Like I said, every little thing here reminds me of what I've left behind... but they also offer promises of new possibilities.... so maybe I'd be alright after all...
*BEEP* the Garmin protested angrily. It said that I was going off-course. "But I'm still on the BGT...", I counter-protested. Oh, yeah. I had planned it to route me to the designated SIR perm post-processor's house. I smiled. "Not now..., I'll just mail it in..."