Fwd: FW: 茶友 笑话二则

[Linda Liang]

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*人口普查* 昨天快下班時接了一個電話，是個女的打來的。 「你好，我是人口普查員，請問你家是幾口人？ 我答：「我家*是一*口人。」 對方：「十一口人？」 我說：「不是十一口人，*而是一*口人。」 對方：「啊！二十一口？怎麼又變二十一口人了？」 我耐著性子說：「你聽錯了，*其實一*口人。」 對方：「七十一口人？怎麼會那麼多啊？」 我終於爆發了，吼道：「*就是一*口人！」 對方：「九十一口？天哪...... 」 我頓時崩潰…… *典型猪*** 湖南、湖北领导讲话尾音高.“局”发音为“猪”。 一次开大会前点名：主持人叫道：典型猪（电信局）？；答：到！有点猪（邮电 局）？；到！叫肉猪（教育局）？；到！人是猪（人事局）？；到！娘是猪（粮食 局）？；到！斗地猪（土地局）？；到！老斗猪（劳动局）？；到！拐腿猪（国土 局）？；到！呆睡猪（地税局）？；到！乖睡猪（国税局）？；到！ 现在开飞（会），……。

[Jessica Min]

The second joke must be from 湖南.  I am from 湖北 and haven't heard any leaders talking like that.  But, it's very entertaining!  Thanks for sharing!

 

 

 

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[linday...@gmail.com]

Where in hub are u from? I studied in huazhong university.

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From: Jessica Min <Jessi...@ncci.com>

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Date: Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:09:15 +0000

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Subject: RE: FW: 茶友 笑话二则

[Jessica Min]

Linda,

 

I live in Han Kou.  One of our relatives and his wife teaching at Hua Zhong.  When was your study? My email is: Jessi...@ncci.com.