SCHOOL DAYS Jokes from SMART KIDS :)

[Anushia R]

Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher:” When I ask a question in English, answer it in english." Student:” My name is Sunlight. Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhi ji was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhiji was four years old. Question: What is the full form of maths? Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students. Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August? Student: A holiday Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! Teacher:” Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? " Johnny:” Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." Teacher: How old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank) keep smiling always         Balasubramani.R Cognizant Technology Solutions TCO| Chennai     This e-mail and any files transmitted with it are for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, dissemination, forwarding, printing or copying of this email or any action taken in reliance on this e-mail is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful.