FW: Joke lang....BISAYA espesyal!
JOSEPH MENDOZA
Paki-translate naman please..
TEACHER: give me a tag question class.
PUPIL: My teacher is very nice and
caring, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! binisay-a kuno
dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra buutan ug
mapinanggaon, wa sya mabuang?
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(discretionplease)
Maid nakakita ug condom after sex sa iya amo nga couple…
bisaya, bisaya jokes, bisdak, binisaya,
Maid: Unsa man ni uy?!
Amo: Inday, wla diay sex sa inyo
bukid?
Maid: Naa man Sir pero dili sad
ani kagrabe nga hasta panit mga tangtang!
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tagalog nga
bisita sa pista
bai imbitara ra gud ng mga tagawog sa gawas ingna dayun lang ayaw ka ulaw, kaun
ug inum lang sa ilang gusto, ingna nga isipa nga ila ning balay kay pista
bitaw....
way kurat bai!!!!
"Hoy mga tagalog tuloy kayo mga walang hiya, kain kayo ng kain, inum kayo
ng inum akala nyo bahay nyo to, piyesta pa naman!!!"
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*bai buanga nag hikog akong amigo nga
treasure hunter!!
+ngano man?
*naay nakuha man gud dapit sa agusan river ilawom gyud sa poste sa karaang
tulay nga lapida!!! +pero pikas na nabutang:
24 K
TO NASI
*busa iya gyung gi hurot iyang kwarta para kaluton, ug kuhaon ang kapikas aron
makita ang +bulawan nga 24 K!!!!
*unya nakita ra?
+pito ka tuig gyud ka kalot nila bai dayun ila ng nakita ang pares unya ilang
gi sumpay sa una nilang nakalutan...
*dayun unsa man naki sulba na ang puzzle? nakita ang mapa? ang bulawan?
+mao lagi kapait bai kay pag sumpay nila sa lapida:
24 Km
TO NASIPIT
wehehehehehhe:
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Isko: Gubot gyud ang kinabuhi
Paeng: Mao, kinagubutan. Tan awa,
naminyo kos byuda may anak dalaga. Gipakaslan pud ni tatay ang anak. Nanay
na nuon nako ang dalaga ug si tatay akong anak. Ang asawa nako, ugangan ni
tatay, ug manganak sila, lolo ko sa akong igsoon. Waahhh..kagubot!
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Si Dodong miuli gikan sa Manila. Dili na kahibalo ug bisaya." Dong , kumusta . pila na may anak ninyo dong,? pangutana ni Nanay. " Lima na po ma". tubag ni Dodong. " Unya na ka balay na mo didto dong", "Wala pa po ma, nag upa lang kami nga bahay". Misagbat dayon si Nanay "mao diay nga lima na injong anak dong kay nagsigi ra mo ug upa sa balay." Ha ha ha.
Albularyo: Misis, wala kaha ni gihampak ug dautang
hangin ning imong anak?
Misis: Ambot lang kaha Doc kay
sukad-sukad wala man ko kakitag hangin gabitbit ug bunal.
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Maestra: Class, karon mao ang Araw ng Kalayaan.
Kinsay nakaila ni Andres Bonifacio
Pedro: Wa mi kaila Ma'am. Basin
taga laing section na sya.
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binisaya, bisaya, bisaya jokes,
bisdak,
MARE1: Mare diri sako puyo ky nilayas q sa
balay buntis man gud ko!
MARE2: Dapat
didto ka puyo sa lalaki nga nakabuntis nimo.
MARE1: Mao gani diri ko puyo! Naa
c pare diha?
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Lalake: Dok, hanap na akong panan-aw sa
mata.
Doktora: Sulayi kuno ug tan-aw sa
akong paa.
Lalake: Dili makita Doc, hanap!
Doktora: Sulayi kuno ug tan-aw sa
akong panty.
Lalake: Dili gihapon makita Doc,
hanap na gyud!
Doktora: Bakakon! nganong nagburot
manang imong karsones
di mani kataw-anan uy..
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binisaya, bisaya, bisaya jokes,
bisdak,
Titser: class pag draw mo ug BUS
Pupils: yes mam
Titser: ok class, pass your
drawing.. o Juan, nganong kalsada man ni?asa na ang
bus?
Juan: hulat lang mam muagi ra na
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teacher: class, only Juan got 98/100
Juan: Dah! kabuhat mo ana?panguli mo
sa inyong bukid oi... tanom kamote!kaun dukot! mga bugok!
teacher: da rest got 100!
Juan: aw...uli na ko bukid...hehehhe
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Nag apply ko ug US VISA ,
Pero na deny ko,
nasangit ko sa interview,
usa ra ka pangutana wala nako matubag...
unsay ENGLISH sa TAGALOG?
binisaya, bisaya, bisaya jokes, bisdak,
ikaw, kabalo ka? lisod no?
Regards,
Danilo Z. Cesar
Quantity Surveyor
Mechanical Department
SAIPEM - Qatar
Qapco-5 Ammonia & Urea Fertilizer Plant
State of Qatar
Mobile: +9745550971
E-mail: Danilo...@saipem.eni.it
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