Fwd: hysterical

[Naomi Wurzburger]

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From: Judy Lieberson
Date: Thursday, December 6, 2012
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To: Sara Kushner <sarak...@gmail.com>, faigela kushner <aidelm...@gmail.com>, sheva myers <shev...@gmail.com>, tehilla mahana <tehill...@gmail.com>, Shaindy <sbuc...@gmail.com>, fraidle begal <frai...@gmail.com>, Tzivia Ullman <tzi...@gmail.com>, Elisheva Klein <eli7...@gmail.com>, chaya gordon <chaya...@gmail.com>, Naomi Schulgasser <naomisch...@gmail.com>, leah lieberson <cllie...@gmail.com>, chana <cbuc...@gmail.com>, Chaya Schonfeld <chay...@gmail.com>, Leah Adina Schonfeld <turqu...@gmail.com>, Chana Manies <CRM5...@gmail.com>

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Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 12:06 PM
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Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 11:54 AM
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From: Miriam Weiss [doubl...@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2012 6:06 PM
To: 1kuzbara; Ann Gold; chana schor; EstiLewenstein; GM; goldie weiss; nechama stern; Pessi; rachelli rox rosen; rivka meguira; Sarah Aschkenasy
Subject: Fwd: hysterical

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--9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>2. People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>3.When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too".What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>8.When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how....

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Rivkah

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Judy

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On Sun, Dec 9, 2012 at 8:57 AM, Sara Kushner <sarak...@gmail.com> wrote:

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From: Judy Lieberson
Date: Thursday, December 6, 2012
Subject: Fwd: FW: hysterical
To: Sara Kushner <sarak...@gmail.com>, faigela kushner <aidelm...@gmail.com>, sheva myers <shev...@gmail.com>, tehilla mahana <tehill...@gmail.com>, Shaindy <sbuc...@gmail.com>, fraidle begal <frai...@gmail.com>, Tzivia Ullman <tzi...@gmail.com>, Elisheva Klein <eli7...@gmail.com>, chaya gordon <chaya...@gmail.com>, Naomi Schulgasser <naomisch...@gmail.com>, leah lieberson <cllie...@gmail.com>, chana <cbuc...@gmail.com>, Chaya Schonfeld <chay...@gmail.com>, Leah Adina Schonfeld <turqu...@gmail.com>, Chana Manies <CRM5...@gmail.com>

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From: R Wiesner <rbwi...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 12:20 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: hysterical
To: Devorah Wiesner <drgwi...@gmail.com>, Chumie Dickstein <chumied...@gmail.com>, shaindy fink <finks...@gmail.com>, Faige Rand <figs...@gmail.com>, Frayde Yudkowsky <fra...@gmail.com>, Rochel Glatzer <glatzer...@gmail.com>, chaya gordon <chaya...@gmail.com>, Rabbi Wiesner <kclk...@optonline.net>, Rochel Hefter <rochel...@gmail.com>, "Neumann, Rivkie" <RNeu...@madisontitle.com>, Peninah Wiesner <peninah...@gmail.com>, Amy Schwartz <asch...@astorchocolate.com>, Amy Jacobs <stj...@gmail.com>, shevy kranz <shevy...@gmail.com>, Charnie Schoen <cscho...@gmail.com>, Miriam Schwab <miriam...@gmail.com>, Shulamis Berger <shulami...@gmail.com>, Judy Lieberson <judylie...@gmail.com>, malky brunner <Malkyb...@gmail.com>, monkey...@gmail.com, peshy <pe...@sigcc.com>

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From: Rifky Grunspan <rgun...@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Subject: Fwd: FW: hysterical
To: Dini Singer <dini...@gmail.com>, G-DL <dlgru...@gmail.com>, Shevy Kranz <shevy...@gmail.com>, Shana Storch <s92s...@gmail.com>, Yocheved Kitay <tanta...@gmail.com>, Chani Brody <chan...@gmail.com>, Suri Grunfeld <ess...@gmail.com>, Rifka Wiesner <rbwi...@gmail.com>, Faigy Rand <figs...@gmail.com>, Zc Glik <zcg...@gmail.com>, Rifky Grunspan <rifkyg...@gmail.com>

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From: EstiLewenstein <EstiLew...@binas.org>
Date: Thu, Dec 6, 2012 at 11:54 AM
Subject: FW: hysterical
To: "rgun...@gmail.com" <rgun...@gmail.com>, "rivkas...@gmail.com" <rivkas...@gmail.com>, "rle...@gmail.com" <rle...@gmail.com>, "rosesa...@gmail.com" <rosesa...@gmail.com>, "rivkyrab...@gmail.com" <rivkyrab...@gmail.com>, "rubin...@gmail.com" <rubin...@gmail.com>, "rivka...@hotmail.com" <rivka...@hotmail.com>, "rivkie...@hotmail.com" <rivkie...@hotmail.com>, "tmna...@aol.com" <tmna...@aol.com>, "tovap...@gmail.com" <tovap...@gmail.com>, "tovie...@gmail.com" <tovie...@gmail.com>, "tzipp...@gmail.com" <tzipp...@gmail.com>, "suri...@yahoo.com" <suri...@yahoo.com>, "shmoll...@gmail.com" <shmoll...@gmail.com>, "shifr...@gmail.com" <shifr...@gmail.com>, "sumbo...@gmail.com" <sumbo...@gmail.com>, "dini...@gmail.com" <dini...@gmail.com>, "devp...@gmail.com" <devp...@gmail.com>, "doubl...@gmail.com" <doubl...@gmail.com>, "devow...@gmail.com" <devow...@gmail.com>, "frayda...@gmail.com" <frayda...@gmail.com>, "fayb...@gmail.com" <fayb...@gmail.com>, "kayla...@gmail.com" <kayla...@gmail.com>, "lewi...@gmail.com" <lewi...@gmail.com>, "lovingro...@yahoo.com" <lovingro...@yahoo.com>, "crsere...@gmail.com" <crsere...@gmail.com>, ChayaRivkySerebrowski <ChayaRivky...@binas.org>, ChanaRochelRich <ChanaRo...@binas.org>, "Chayar...@gmail.com" <Chayar...@gmail.com>, "crzm...@gmail.com" <crzm...@gmail.com>, "basya...@gmail.com" <basya...@gmail.com>, "beemi...@gmail.com" <beemi...@gmail.com>, "bat7...@gmail.com" <bat7...@gmail.com>, "malky...@gmail.com" <malky...@gmail.com>, "malky...@gmail.com" <malky...@gmail.com>, "miig...@gmail.com" <miig...@gmail.com>

 

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From: Miriam Weiss [doubl...@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, December 06, 2012 6:06 PM
To: 1kuzbara; Ann Gold; chana schor; EstiLewenstein; GM; goldie weiss; nechama stern; Pessi; rachelli rox rosen; rivka meguira; Sarah Aschkenasy
Subject: Fwd: hysterical

mail.com>

--9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my pants when I ask where the toilet is?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>2. People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>3.When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too".What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor..
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>6.People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and can't be new.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>8.When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>*** Forward this to at least 11 people and see what comes on your screen, you will laugh your head off!!!!!!! This works. I don't know how....

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Rivkah

--

Judy

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