Shit camp Toback says

[Adam Cohen]

Waiter: "cinnamon roll?"
Josh: "no thanks, I'm driving later."

Also

Josh was at the tatoo artist to get a temporary tatoo, and he asked for a dolphin licking his nipple

Lawlz

[Adam Cohen]

Josh: My grampa pokes me all the time

[Adam Cohen]

Torie, pointing and yelling: SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE'S A LESBIAN

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[Torie Berkowitz]

Point of clarification: she is, in fact, a lesbian

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[Sarah Green]

Nah I think she's just a loner. Hell she might me. All I know is, I skip her pointless class at least once a week. 

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[aliciaggie43]

Sierra- "My favorite beverage is gravy and my second favorite is ketchup"
COME TO CAMP LUNCH!!!

[Brian Rabenaldt]

"I feel like josh could go hard, cause his butt is so big." - Sierra Hayes

[Alan Beistegui]

"Being from the Shire means you can have lots of babies." (Josh Abshire reference) - Sierra

[Jimmy Harris]

"I don't think I have ever been neck blown before.."

Alicia

[aliciaggie43]

Jimmy
"Hey are you in Fish Camp? Are you lunch buddies"
"Hey girl in line at Panda, are you on a date?"
"Hey are you guys in high school?"

[Jimmy Harris]

Those second two are lies!

[aliciaggie43]

NOT A RUMOR!

[Jimmy Harris]

"Don't you think it's weird how there is only 2 years between being twelve and fourteen?"
Sierra

On Mon, Mar 18, 2013 at 1:02 PM, aliciaggie43 <alicia...@gmail.com> wrote:

NOT A RUMOR!

[Adam Cohen]

Emily: Pardon us while we stroke you. 

[Adam Cohen]

Carson: Fee Fi Fo Fumb!

[Carson Nicole Barrett]

It should be a yell :D 

[Thomas Mulholland]

Jimmy likes to be touched

[Jimmy Harris]

Not a rumor

[Torie Berkowitz]

"Can I take a picture of you?"- Jimmy

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[Adam Cohen]

Emily: "My stripper name is Lola Glitter-jugs"

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[Adam Cohen]

Sarah: I don't care if you hate fat Amy, you will learn to love her, and want to meet her.

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[Adam Cohen]

Carson: I don't know why I'm hyper sometimes, but my mom usually makes me go to bed right after.

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[Carson Nicole Barrett]

hahahahaha that's a good one adam. I don't know where these things come from loll

[Brian Rabenaldt]

"I licked a cow patty once." - Sierra Hayes

[Adam Cohen]

Sarah green: Jimmy never had my heart. Soulless fingers can't have hearts. 

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[Sarah Green]

Josh: Let's just say the beats that come out of my speakers are... Hip-hoppity-hoop.

[Joshua Abshire]

Sierra: "Wait are y'all talking about that Fantasy Final thing??" 

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[Sara Dunlop]

Jimmy: I don't know what to do with it when it's in my mouth. Like do I chew it swallow it or swish iit around? 

[Adam Cohen]

Jimmy: You really got your leg up there didn't you?

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[Alex Hager]

Sarah B: (talking about Rev) she has a cute butt. Is that wrong? ....I don't care. I'm gonna get a picture of it...

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[Alex Hager]

Alex: what the fack, Toback?

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On Mar 21, 2013, at 19:30, Adam Cohen <adam...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Gmail]

Alex : give the fish a bone

[Jimmy Harris]

Sierra: "i need to leave. I have to go get my boyfriend 'markers'."

[Sara Dunlop]

Jenna: "jimmy, get on one knee and give me the flowers!!!" 

[Torie Berkowitz]

^^ this thread makes me smile every day :)

[Emily Johnson]

Adam- "I'm gonna draw the Mona Lisa. But it's gonna be an EMO Mona Lisa with her her one eye staring into your soul. Wait that definitely looks like a person from Jamaica. I've definitely crossed Adam lambert with the Mona Lisa" 

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[Emily Johnson]

"I gave up looking good in a swimsuit a long time ago. I figure I'll just work on my personality" - Adam 

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[Emily Johnson]

"How did I make that sound? It sounded great!" -Adam 

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[Jimmy Harris]

"All of these girls keep looking at me, why don't they come up and say something"

-Adam

[Jimmy Harris]

"I am the girl in the house"

-Adam 

[Jimmy Harris]

"I am glad drugs make people not remember things because the people do not have bad memories"
-Sierra

[Jimmy Harris]

"I think that was the lochness monster"
"Yeah, that was definitely the lochness monster"
-Tim and Sierra

[Jimmy Harris]

"We have moist butts"
-Sierra and Shelby

[Jimmy Harris]

"I might just pee because my butt is wet"
-Sierra

[Jimmy Harris]

"Selfies sometimes turn out really great"
-Shelby

[Ek Johnson]

"Does that count as a gaydar? A ginger radar?" - Adam, keepin it classy.  --- On Fri, 3/22/13, Jimmy Harris <jimmyn...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Torie Berkowitz]

"She's got the roids... Not hemorrhoids but steroids" - Hager 

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[Adam Cohen]

Emily and Adam at the same time: "Jimmy! I choose you!"

[Adam Cohen]

FEATURING ONE TIME ONLY

Shit High School Girls say:

Girl: She dated a 20 year old once! Woah! Mind blown!

[Ek Johnson]

APPROVED SECOND TIME ONLY Shit High School Girls Say "Is that chemistry? GAWD I barely passed sophomore high school chemistry! THAT LOOKS AWFUL! What do you DO?!" --- On Fri, 3/22/13, Adam Cohen <adam...@gmail.com> wrote:

[Adam Cohen]

APPROVED THIRD TIME ONLY

Shit High School Girls Say

"My uncle has long hair and works on computers, and now he's divorced."

[Ek Johnson]

APPROVED FOURTH TIME ONLY

Shit High School Girls Say

"She either hit her mom with her car OR she hit her mom's car. I don't really remember which. But don't say anything I don't wanna start rumors"

[Alyssa Sanders]

REPPIN BLUE AT BIG EVENT! 

Let's paint ourselves blue and go to blue baker!!! 

[Jimmy Harris]

"And you do me"

Emily

[Sara Dunlop]

Jimmy: "I just got done licking your cat"

Yeah. Think about that one. 

[Sarah Green]

Alex: YEAH PANDA SEX!

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[Sara Dunlop]

"So I can count on being licked tonight?" 

-Hope

[Sara Dunlop]

I gag three days out of seven -- Torie 

[Sarah Green]

Torie that's so scandalous. 

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[Jimmy Harris]

"I think my personality is pretty magical"

-Sierra

"You are right, it makes people disappear"

-Alex

[Shelby Mullens]

"I can turn a penis into a snail." -Sierra 

"Oh! I can turn a penis into a monkey."-Doug

[Jimmy Harris]

"I feel like such a classy broad when I drink wine"

-Will

[Torie Berkowitz]

^^ will did say that

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[Hope Drury]

Jimmy: "Do you think it's socially acceptable to lick someone's butt hole?"

[Jimmy Harris]

Hope is a liar. What I said was "in a world where it wouldn't be weird, do you think it's possible to have two people lick the other persons butt hole at the same time" 

[Sarah Green]

Jimmy...

[Hope Drury]

Shelby: "What is this and why don't I have it in my mouth right now?"

[Adam Cohen]

Torie: "the camp that Seders together, stays together"

[Adam Cohen]

Torie: I'll vomit on you

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[Jimmy Harris]

"I would rather be a duck in general because their lives are pretty tight other then getting shot"

Sarah Green

[Torie Berkowitz]

"How can I put this nicely? My sister likes a lot of people"- John the waiter at chilis

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[Alicia Bennett]

Your the best Mother Nature you bitch

[Alicia Bennett]

That was Sarah Green

[Alicia Bennett]

Torie about Jimmy

True story of finding Nemo, mom takes off with the kids to be with a barracuda and leaves the disabled kid. 

Sarah G. That heartless bitch

[Alicia Bennett]

Sarah G. Bitch bit my face and ate my pizza

[Jimmy Harris]

Brian, I now see why you have the feelings you do about Torie

[Brian Rabenaldt]

What feelings do you think those are?

[Jimmy Harris]

Disgust. 

[Torie Berkowitz]

I AM RIGHT HERE

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[Brian Rabenaldt]

What's your point, torie?

[Torie Berkowitz]

Brian i am so glad you responded. we have a lot to do before our wedding

On Tue, Mar 26, 2013 at 10:51 PM, Brian Rabenaldt <bdrab...@gmail.com> wrote:

What's your point, torie?

[Brian Rabenaldt]

Not even in your dreams.

[Alan Beistegui]

Spanish word of the day: Bishop

In context: The girl fell so I had to pick the "bishop."

[Jimmy Harris]

"You don't take a girl to Seder unless it's serious" -Adam

[Torie Berkowitz]

Aww Adam we're serious??

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[Jimmy Harris]

Well.. He is thinking about proposing to you.. 

[Brian Rabenaldt]

Please do it so she'll leave me alone

[Adam Cohen]

Yeah Torie. We're forreal serious 

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[Torie Berkowitz]

Brian I will never leave you alone. You are my one and only

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[Adam Cohen]

Ouch.

[Brian Rabenaldt]

You are going to have a very unfulfilled life

[Alicia Bennett]

I don't want a uniboob- Alex

Does anyone have any clumps? I need boobs- alex

[Jimmy Harris]

"My brother used to play all of thoseNCAA games but then he fell in love.."

-Josh

[Jimmy Harris]

"I'm a really good flicker"

-Jenna 

[Jimmy Harris]

"I was touching a child"

-Alicia

[Jimmy Harris]

"Oh my God! Call me sweetheart again"

-Jenna

[Adam Cohen]

Jenna: She's just using Jim for his dragon.

Alicia: yeah, she just wants the D. The dragon.

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[Jimmy Harris]

*insert wavy hand motion*

"He doesn't love anybody but he loves her! This is so touching!"

-Emily talking about the walking dead

[Jimmy Harris]

"Remember that time you didn't have testicles?"

-Jimmy

"No."

-Emily 

WOW EMILY. WOOWW

[Emily Johnson]

"I took an AA class" - josh 

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