Gravy Training - SCRC Turkey Trifecta 2018 Day Three

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Elsbernd, Ryan

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Nov 21, 2018, 11:41:53 AM11/21/18

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11:30 departures today. Be careful crossing Fleur. Don’t just blindly follow like a turkey with its head cut off. And don’t be an idiot and trip over cones in the road.

Important: everyone who finishes the entire Trifecta really is awarded an authentic, beautifully handcrafted and individually signed Certificate Suitable for Framing^TM. So after tomorrow, if you’ve earned an authentic, beautifully handcrafted and individually signed Certificate Suitable for Framing^TM, please respond to this email. One person from your group is welcome to email multiple finishers. Just be sure to include each finisher’s email address please.

Gobble Gobble,

~Ryan

Sentiments of Freddy’s wife

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From: Elsbernd, Ryan
Sent: Thursday, November 15, 2018 8:32 AM
Subject: Gravy Training - SCRC Turkey Trifecta 2018

...so you can enjoy that guilt-free second and third helping Thanksgiving Day®

Monday, November 19^th: Loop of Coin (7.1 miles) - depart at 11:40.

Tuesday, November 20^th: Park Loop (8 miles) - depart at 11:30.

Wednesday, November 21^st : Loop de Loop (10 miles) - depart at 11:30.

All official departures will take place from the northwest corner of 9th & High. Note the departure times as they differ each day due to the length of the course.

Things to keep in mind:

Safety first…and second…and third. The Trifecta is run on open roads. Please use common sense and courtesy when dealing with traffic. And if you happen to encounter standing water by all means run through it.

These are intended to be social runs. Everyone is expected to attempt to stay together.* And everyone is welcome to run.

Each participant who completes all three routes of the Turkey Trifecta will be awarded an authentic, beautifully handcrafted and individually signed Certificate Suitable for Framing^TM.

Again this year! Anyone who completes the entire Trifecta within one 24 hour period will be awarded, in addition to an authentic, beautifully handcrafted and individually signed Certificate Suitable for Framing^TM, a frozen Swanson turkey TV dinner.

If you’re not in Des Moines next week, satellite Turkey Trifectas are available in West Des Moines, St. Louis, Alexandria, Lee’s Summit, Denver, Stockholm and Vail. Contact your local SCRC rep for more details.

Please share this email with others who might be interested. Hope to see you there,

~Ryan

*the exception to this rule is Wednesday when, optionally, you may attempt to display your running prowess

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