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BEHIND MIDC TALOJA TRUCK TERMINAL,
NEAR HINDALCO COLONY,
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Operator:
Hello Pizza
Hut!
Customer: Hello, can you please take my order?
Operator : Can
I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first, Sir?
Customer: Yeah!
Hold on.....
My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610
Operator :
OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number
is40942366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. You are calling
from you home number now.
Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my
phone numbers?
Operator : We are connected to the system,
Sir.
Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza...
Operator :
That's not a good idea Sir.
Customer: How come?
Operator :
According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher
cholesterol level, sir.
Customer: What?... What do you recommend
then?
Operator : Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like
it.
Customer: How do you know for sure?
Operator : You borrowed a
book titled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the National Library last week,
sir.
Customer: OK I give up... Give me three family size ones
then.
Operator : That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs. 2,450.
Customer: Can I pay by credit card?
Operator :
I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and
you owe your bank Rs. 1,51,758 since October last year. That's not including the
late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: I guess I have
to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy
arrives.
Operator : You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've exhausted
even your overdraft limit.
Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas,
I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?
Operator :
About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it
on your motorcycle.
Customer: What?
Operator : According to the
details in the system , you own a motorcycle registration number
1123.
Customer: "????" (hmmm.. these guys know my motorcyle number
too!)
Operator : Is there anything else, sir?
Customer: Nothing.!
.. by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as
advertised?
Operator : We normally would sir, but based on your records,
you're also diabetic... In the best interest of your health, we are holding this
offer for you.
Customer: teri maa ki ...... You ash.....@!)))
Operator: Better mind your
language sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and
fined Rs.5,000 for using abusive language against a
policeman...?
Customer faints...😀😛😀 aur banao Aadhar
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A Sense of Humor is a
Major Defense against Minor Troubles!