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Londonstani

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Sep 10, 2007, 5:14:14 AM9/10/07
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On Sep 10, 5:46 pm, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
> HUMAN rights inspectors were shown CCTV footage from a police station's
> cells - and were shocked to be confronted by a top cop secretly PLEASURING
> himself.
>
> Shamed Inspector Brian Smith was unwittingly captured on film after sneaking
> off to be on his own during a night shift.
>
> His solo sex act in the custody suite at London's top-security Paddington
> Green nick was exposed months later by pure chance - when the watchdogs
> picked a random tape to view from thousands on a shelf.
>
> The human rights monitors had been checking for a very different kind of
> abuse during their routine visit to Britain's most secure police station -
> which is used to house terror suspects.
>
> Instead they were treated to scenes of Smith's sordid antics - and
> immediately complained to his superiors. Smith, believed to be in his 40s
> and married, was hauled before a disciplinary hearing - chaired by Deputy
> Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick. She is one of the country's top
> policewomen.
>
> The disgraced inspector was told he would be sacked unless he resigned - so
> he quit.
>
> Last night a stunned colleague said of Smith, who is thought to be appealing
> against the decision: "Brian has thrown away his career. He has been a right
> plonker."
>
> Sources said it was bad luck that the monitors picked Smith's sex tape from
> the shelf.
>
> The officer had been totally unaware the CCTV cameras were still rolling
> when he made his way to the cell alone.
>
> Police stations are subject to random inspections by civilians to prevent
> human rights abuses.
>
> The group of watchdogs had been given access to the hours of video from the
> nick's custody area after arriving to tour Paddington Green's basement
> cells.
>
> Scotland Yard confirmed: "An officer has been required to resign after it
> was found proven he had engaged in conduct likely to bring discredit to the
> Metropolitan Police."
>
> A colleague of Smith's said: "We've been trying to get a copy of the tape -
> but the bosses are keeping it tucked away."

Oh come on Heinrich haven't we all done that ? I once worked with a
bloke 20 years ago who used to sneak off to the toilets once a day for
a quick wank. I have a great sex life, however I still shake hands
with the monkey a couple of times a week.


The Rebberend

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Sep 10, 2007, 10:43:56 AM9/10/07
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> with the monkey a couple of times a week.-

Especially on Fridays, I would imagine, after a faceful of some other
Paki's ass down at the mosque on Whitechapel Road.


Heinrich

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Sep 10, 2007, 11:00:28 AM9/10/07
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"Londonstani" <londons...@yahoo.com> schreef in bericht
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wow you are really a sex obsessed person. when shaking hands with your
monkey do you thionk of brotney spears or paris hilton or both ?

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Heinrich

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Sep 11, 2007, 1:45:33 AM9/11/07
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"Londonstani" <londons...@yahoo.com> schreef in bericht
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> On Sep 11, 1:00 am, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
>> "Londonstani" <londonstani...@yahoo.com> schreef in
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> You don't wanna know who I think of when I am going for it.
>
>
feel free to entlighten me

The Rebberend

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Sep 11, 2007, 2:52:03 AM9/11/07
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On Sep 11, 6:44 am, Londonstain<londonstani...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> That would be 5 days a time Rebberend, which even for me would be too
> much.

Friday only happens once a week.

> The Whitechapel Road is a great place for pick ups.

If you happen to like Pakis...

The Rebberend

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Sep 11, 2007, 2:52:14 AM9/11/07
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On Sep 11, 6:43 am, Londonstain <londonstani...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Sep 11, 1:00 am, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
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> > "Londonstani" <londonstani...@yahoo.com> schreef in berichtnews:1189415654.0...@50g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...
> You don't wanna know who I think of when I am going for it.-

Yasser Arafat? Osama Bin?


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Heinrich

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Sep 11, 2007, 3:11:15 AM9/11/07
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"Londonstani" <londons...@yahoo.com> schreef in bericht
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> On Sep 11, 3:45 pm, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
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> You such a flirt Heinrich.
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donot dodghe the question my friend. or are you a scret wanker watching a
picture of princess ann ?

Heinrich

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Sep 11, 2007, 3:16:48 AM9/11/07
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"Londonstani" <londons...@yahoo.com> schreef in bericht
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> Absolutely Rebberend, however there are also the poor white boys, the
> Bengali's and now the Somalians.
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no big and very dark negroes ?

Londonstani

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Sep 11, 2007, 4:45:10 AM9/11/07
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On Sep 11, 5:11 pm, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
> "Londonstani" <londonstani...@yahoo.com> schreef in berichtnews:1189493563.2...@o80g2000hse.googlegroups.com...

I have always thought Princess Ann was a scary sort of women, the sort
who would bit your cock off when she was meant to be sucking it.


Londonstani

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Sep 11, 2007, 4:45:51 AM9/11/07
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On Sep 11, 5:16 pm, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
> "Londonstani" <londonstani...@yahoo.com> schreef in berichtnews:1189493613....@d55g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

yeah plenty of "rude boys" in the Eastend of London.


Heinrich

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Sep 11, 2007, 4:50:50 AM9/11/07
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"Londonstani" <londons...@yahoo.com> schreef in bericht
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visiting ascot she often looked like a horse in disguise with a funny hat
on her head

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williamhubbard

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Sep 11, 2007, 11:29:41 AM9/11/07
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She must be related to Camilla. they both give the term "the horsey set" new
meaning!
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Al Nakba

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Sep 12, 2007, 9:38:15 AM9/12/07
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On Sep 11, 11:09 pm, Five fingers <pleyl...@bigpond.net.au> wrote:
> On Sep 12, 1:29 am, "williamhubbard" <williamhubb...@bluebottle.com>

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> > She must be related to Camilla. they both give the term "the horsey set" new
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> They tell me that Charlie is very well hung.
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Camilla may still prefer Mr. Ed..

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Londonstani

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Sep 18, 2007, 6:19:40 AM9/18/07
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On Sep 11, 1:00 am, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
> "Londonstani" <londonstani...@yahoo.com> schreef in berichtnews:1189415654.0...@50g2000hsm.googlegroups.com...

Britney Spears is now slightly cuter given she has put on a few kgs.
However she has got rid of her snail trail.....which was quite a turn
on.


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