On Sep 10, 5:46 pm, "Heinrich" <Heinr...@Ruhrgasnet.de> wrote:
> HUMAN rights inspectors were shown CCTV footage from a police station's
> cells - and were shocked to be confronted by a top cop secretly PLEASURING
> himself.
>
> Shamed Inspector Brian Smith was unwittingly captured on film after sneaking
> off to be on his own during a night shift.
>
> His solo sex act in the custody suite at London's top-security Paddington
> Green nick was exposed months later by pure chance - when the watchdogs
> picked a random tape to view from thousands on a shelf.
>
> The human rights monitors had been checking for a very different kind of
> abuse during their routine visit to Britain's most secure police station -
> which is used to house terror suspects.
>
> Instead they were treated to scenes of Smith's sordid antics - and
> immediately complained to his superiors. Smith, believed to be in his 40s
> and married, was hauled before a disciplinary hearing - chaired by Deputy
> Assistant Commissioner Cressida Dick. She is one of the country's top
> policewomen.
>
> The disgraced inspector was told he would be sacked unless he resigned - so
> he quit.
>
> Last night a stunned colleague said of Smith, who is thought to be appealing
> against the decision: "Brian has thrown away his career. He has been a right
> plonker."
>
> Sources said it was bad luck that the monitors picked Smith's sex tape from
> the shelf.
>
> The officer had been totally unaware the CCTV cameras were still rolling
> when he made his way to the cell alone.
>
> Police stations are subject to random inspections by civilians to prevent
> human rights abuses.
>
> The group of watchdogs had been given access to the hours of video from the
> nick's custody area after arriving to tour Paddington Green's basement
> cells.
>
> Scotland Yard confirmed: "An officer has been required to resign after it
> was found proven he had engaged in conduct likely to bring discredit to the
> Metropolitan Police."
>
> A colleague of Smith's said: "We've been trying to get a copy of the tape -
> but the bosses are keeping it tucked away."
Oh come on Heinrich haven't we all done that ? I once worked with a
bloke 20 years ago who used to sneak off to the toilets once a day for
a quick wank. I have a great sex life, however I still shake hands
with the monkey a couple of times a week.