Fw: WHY I SACKED MY SECRETARY....
noel sulangi
>
> WHY I
> SACKED MY SECRETARY... .
>
> Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very
> well waking
> up on that morning I went downstairs for breakfast
> hoping
> my wife would be pleasant and say,
> "Happy Birthday! ", and
> possibly have a small present for me. As it turned
> out, she
> barely said good morning, let alone
> "Happy Birthday"
> I thought...Well, that's marriage for you,
> but the
> kids....They will remember My kids came bounding
> down
> stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word So when
> I left
> for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat
> despondent.
> As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane
> said,
> "Good Morning Boss, and by the
> way Happy Birthday! " It
felt
> a little better that at least someone had
> remembered.
> I worked until one o'clock , when Jane
> knocked on my
> door and said, "You know, It's such a
> beautiful day
> outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you
> say we go out to lunch,
> just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane,
> that's the greatest thing I've heard all
> day. Let's go!"
> We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we
> normally
> would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with
> a private table.
> We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
> tremendously.
> On the way back to the office, Jane said,
> "You know,
> it's such a beautiful day... We don't
> need to go straight
> back to the office, do we?" I responded,
> "I
guess not.
> What do you have in mind?" She said,
> "Let's drop by my
> apartment, it's just around the
> corner."
> After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to
> me and
> said, " Boss, if you don't mind,
> I'm going to step
> into the
> bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right
> back."
> "Ok," I nervously replied.
> She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of
> minutes,
> she came out carrying a huge birthday
> cake. Followed by my
> wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and
> co-workers, all
> singing "Happy Birthday!" And I just
> sat there...
> On the couch...
>
>
>
> NAKED....... ......... ...
>
>
>
>
>
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Lorenzana Jason
| Napapala ng mga.... nyahahaha Hello ebribodi! Its gud to be bak!!! Musta na po mga tsong at tsang? Di kayo pumunta sa birtdey ko andaya nyo! Pero ok lang wala naman kasi ako handa! ahihihi --- On Wed, 6/10/09, Joy Catunao <joyk...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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